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god fucking damnit
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#1
25 Frags +

So today I had this girl over for class office (planning for senior night), over a few hours ago. We were working on what fundraisers to have when randomly my dog came in. My dogs name is Kratos after the game God of War. So i started rubbing Kratos' tummy and calling him by his name. Katie asked me where I got the name Kratos and if it was a family name. And I said no its from my favorite video game. She said that one? And pointed to this massive poster of Kratos I have on my wall. She then made some excuse literally 5 minutes later that she had to go home for tutorin.

So today I had this girl over for class office (planning for senior night), over a few hours ago. We were working on what fundraisers to have when randomly my dog came in. My dogs name is Kratos after the game God of War. So i started rubbing Kratos' tummy and calling him by his name. Katie asked me where I got the name Kratos and if it was a family name. And I said no its from my favorite video game. She said that one? And pointed to this massive poster of Kratos I have on my wall. She then made some excuse literally 5 minutes later that she had to go home for tutorin.
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#2
2 Frags +

do you have a thing for kratos, stultus?

do you have a thing for kratos, stultus?
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#3
cp_process, cp_metalworks
8 Frags +

If dat bitch ain't down wit Kratos, den fuck er.

If dat bitch ain't down wit Kratos, den fuck er.
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#4
1 Frags +

kratos over bitches

kratos over bitches
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#5
6 Frags +

It's good to know that with the high school soap opera genre dwindling, stultus is here to compensate with his episodic antics.

It's good to know that with the high school soap opera genre dwindling, stultus is here to compensate with his episodic antics.
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#6
2 Frags +

Next time try "guy from greek mythology"

She might think you are slightly less of a dork

Next time try "guy from greek mythology"

She might think you are slightly less of a dork
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#7
7 Frags +

gawds before broads

gawds before broads
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#8
6 Frags +

Kratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust

Kratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust
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#9
0 Frags +
KalkinKratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust

But then Zelos dies.

[quote=Kalkin]Kratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust[/quote]
But then Zelos dies.
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#10
0 Frags +

copypaste stories so fucking good

copypaste stories so fucking good
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#11
0 Frags +

Is this the same girl from Calc class? ;D

Is this the same girl from Calc class? ;D
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#12
0 Frags +
KalkinKratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust

yes please

[quote=Kalkin]Kratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust[/quote]

yes please
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#13
1 Frags +

that girl u talking to 4/10 wouldnt even talk too. Kratos, 11/10. bitches dont know about the god of war.

that girl u talking to 4/10 wouldnt even talk too. Kratos, 11/10. bitches dont know about the god of war.
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#14
0 Frags +

Should have just said "nah, i saw a crate of gyros, thought it'd be a cool name"

Should have just said "nah, i saw a crate of gyros, thought it'd be a cool name"
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#15
-10 Frags +

a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"

then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.

a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"

then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.
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#16
12 Frags +
Saltysally1a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"

then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.

I think there's a term for that, can somebody help me out here???

[quote=Saltysally1]a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"

then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.[/quote]

I think there's a term for that, can somebody help me out here???
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#17
0 Frags +

It'll work out sometime stultus don't worry

It'll work out sometime stultus don't worry
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#18
5 Frags +

I think I know the term....uh...It's rape, right?!?

I think I know the term....uh...It's rape, right?!?
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#19
0 Frags +

whats this 0-8 rejections?

jesus stultus sep ur geam up

whats this 0-8 rejections?

jesus stultus sep ur geam up
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#20
1 Frags +
toothSaltysally1a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"

then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.

I think there's a term for that, can somebody help me out here???

it's called expedited friendship tooth

[quote=tooth][quote=Saltysally1]a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"

then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.[/quote]

I think there's a term for that, can somebody help me out here???[/quote]

it's called expedited friendship tooth
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#21
1 Frags +
ScorpiouprisingIf dat bitch ain't down wit Kratos, den fuck er.

Not so easy as you can see

[quote=Scorpiouprising]If dat bitch ain't down wit Kratos, [b]den fuck er[/b].[/quote]
Not so easy as you can see
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#22
1 Frags +

Stultus, I'm somehow better with chicks than you and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm confused now.

Stultus, I'm somehow better with chicks than you and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm confused now.
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#23
1 Frags +

"Katie asked me where I got the name Kratos and if it was a family name."

You waited for her to leave?

"Katie asked me where I got the name Kratos and [b]if it was a family name.[/b]"

You [i]waited[/i] for her to leave?
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