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i'm tired of pretzels
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#121
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all pretzels are created equal

all pretzels are created equal
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#122
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*reads OP's rant about people who rally against hate talk and trolling

*thinks, gosh, must be an interesting story behind this. wonders if should read story or scour house for pretzels, since stomach now insists upon pretzels

*curiosity wins out over brainwashing-induced hunger and so googles for said story and gets to read these bits about the OP: banned 1 day for "ignoring admins" on TF2-Trader.com servers; multiple bans on FirePowered Gaming for "general exploit of game/map/server", spam in chat/voice, and excessive spam; permabanned for "inappropriate language" on The Retirees servers; permabanned on Mann Co. Trading for "admin disrespect and micspamming"; permabanned on Skial for evading a communications ban after posting players' personal info in the servers (not to mention having been votesilenced repeatedly for spamming/racism); banned under the alias "Jesus hates ******s" for 55 years (because why not?) from StormCraft for "disrespecting server/admins"; permabanned 3x from TF2newbs.com for "being an obnoxious and rude a**hole, slurs"; permabanned 3x from terrobang for "Nuclear douchebag" and "circumvention of the permaban(s)"; permabanned from PGC for "being a horsec*ck"; plus a few forum threads discussing OP.

*thinks self just wasted a bit of time and that story was exactly as expected until reads THIS...

  • 15 January 2014 - TF2center.com posts "TF2Center is all about the community, so if you are interested in joining us to help make it a better place, we invite you to become a TF2Center Member. As a Member, you will gain direct access to the core development team where you can suggest, design and implement your ideas. We expect you to be able and willing to contribute some of your time in a specialist skill, such as programming, graphics design, [...] high level competitive league player/admin, or any other skill you feel might be useful. We also accept people who simply spend a lot of time on the site and are always open to helping others [...] Becoming a Member is the first stepping stone to becoming an administrator [...] Additional perks include Priority ban processing[...]"
  • 20 January 2014 - OP applies to be a TF2center Member. Oddly, he inaccurately states "currently playing in Plat in UGC this season", however, given the timing of his post, it's possible he thought this was accurate at the time.
  • 24 January 2014 - due to his strong art portfolio (it really is), TF2center approves the OP's Membership

*realizes that amount of trolling TF2center's lobbies see suddenly makes a lot more sense

*is happy to have seen some talented art but is angered by TF2center's shoddy homework/extreme leniency. decides to go find pretzels in order to calm down.

*finds only peanuts. shelled, unsalted peanuts. is now more sad than angry, but decides to share story with community so that at least everyone can laugh at terrobang and PGC's creative ban reasons.

*reads OP's rant about people who rally against hate talk and trolling

*thinks, gosh, must be an interesting story behind this. wonders if should read story or scour house for pretzels, since stomach now insists upon pretzels

*curiosity wins out over brainwashing-induced hunger and so googles for said story and gets to read these bits about the OP: [url=http://tf2-trader.com/bans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]banned[/url] 1 day for "ignoring admins" on TF2-Trader.com servers; [url=https://www.firepoweredgaming.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=commslist&searchText=STEAM_0:0:33870040&Submit]multiple[/url] [url=https://firepoweredgaming.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&advSearch=STEAM_0:0:33870040&advType=steamid]bans[/url] on FirePowered Gaming for "general exploit of game/map/server", spam in chat/voice, and excessive spam; [url=http://sourcebans.theretirees.net/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]permabanned[/url] for "inappropriate language" on The Retirees servers; [url=http://manncotrading.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=%09STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]permabanned[/url] on Mann Co. Trading for "admin disrespect and micspamming"; [url=http://www.skial.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]permabanned[/url] on Skial for evading a communications ban after posting players' personal info in the servers (not to mention having been [url=http://www.skial.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=commslist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]votesilenced[/url] repeatedly for spamming/racism); [url=webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:L7faowrxefsJ:sourcebans.stormcraftgaming.com/index.php%3Fp%3Dbanlist%26page%3D76%26advSearch%3D96.228.228.98]banned[/url] under the alias "Jesus hates ******s" for 55 years (because why not?) from StormCraft for "disrespecting server/admins"; [url=http://www.tf2newbs.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0:0:33870040&Submit]permabanned[/url] 3x from TF2newbs.com for "being an obnoxious and rude a**hole, slurs"; [url=http://sb.teaminterrobang.com/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040+&Submit=]permabanned[/url] 3x from terrobang for "Nuclear douchebag" and "circumvention of the permaban(s)"; [url=http://www.phoenixteam.net/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&advSearch=STEAM_0:0:33870040&advType=steamid&Submit]permabanned[/url] from PGC for "being a horsec*ck"; plus a few [url=http://www.skial.com/threads/gennaro-della-vecchia-this-guys-is-posting-my-information-of-name-and-city-and-faceboo.47147/]forum[/url] [url=http://teaminterrobang.com/showthread.php?41328-STEAM_0-0-33870040-chat-spam]threads[/url] [url=http://2098.clanservers.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=1633&view=next]discussing[/url] [url=http://teaminterrobang.com/archive/index.php?t-41500.html]OP[/url].

*thinks self just wasted a bit of time and that story was exactly as expected until reads THIS...

[list]
[*] 15 January 2014 - TF2center.com [url=http://forums.tf2center.com/topic/4-become-a-member/]posts[/url] "TF2Center is all about the community, so if you are interested in joining us to help [i]make it a better place[/i], we invite you to become a TF2Center Member. As a Member, you will gain direct access to the core development team where you can suggest, design and implement your ideas. We expect you to be able and willing to contribute some of your time in a specialist skill, such as programming, graphics design, [...] high level competitive league player/admin, or any other skill you feel might be useful. We also accept people who simply spend a lot of time on the site and are [i]always open to helping others[/i] [...] Becoming a Member is the first stepping stone to becoming an administrator [...][i] Additional perks include Priority ban processing[/i][...]"
[*] 20 January 2014 - OP [url=http://forums.tf2center.com/topic/9-future-sandwich-member-application/]applies[/url] to be a TF2center Member. Oddly, he inaccurately states "currently playing in Plat in UGC this season", however, given the timing of his post, it's possible he thought this was accurate at the time.
[*] 24 January 2014 - due to his strong art portfolio (it really is), TF2center approves the OP's Membership
[/list]

*realizes that amount of trolling TF2center's lobbies see suddenly makes a lot more sense

*is happy to have seen some talented art but is angered by TF2center's shoddy homework/extreme leniency. decides to go find pretzels in order to calm down.

*finds only peanuts. shelled, [i]unsalted[/i] peanuts. is now more sad than angry, but decides to share story with community so that at least everyone can laugh at terrobang and PGC's creative ban reasons.
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#123
0 Frags +

what is this thread???

what is this thread???
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#124
9 Frags +
pandurrrwhat is this thread???

pretzels and the shitlord who doesn't like them
nothing to see here

[quote=pandurrr]what is this thread???[/quote]
pretzels and the shitlord who doesn't like them
nothing to see here
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#125
-2 Frags +

can u guys imagine op lying in a ditch

its not hard if u try

can u guys imagine op lying in a ditch

its not hard if u try
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#126
14 Frags +

*hesistantly plusfrags digresser because this a fucking weird way to post

*hesistantly plusfrags digresser because this a fucking weird way to post
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#127
huds.tf
20 Frags +
Digresser*reads OP's rant about people who rally against hate talk and trolling

*thinks, gosh, must be an interesting story behind this. wonders if should read story or scour house for pretzels, since stomach now insists upon pretzels

*curiosity wins out over brainwashing-induced hunger and so googles for said story and gets to read these bits about the OP: banned 1 day for "ignoring admins" on TF2-Trader.com servers; multiple bans on FirePowered Gaming for "general exploit of game/map/server", spam in chat/voice, and excessive spam; permabanned for "inappropriate language" on The Retirees servers; permabanned on Mann Co. Trading for "admin disrespect and micspamming"; permabanned on Skial for evading a communications ban after posting players' personal info in the servers (not to mention having been votesilenced repeatedly for spamming/racism); banned under the alias "Jesus hates ******s" for 55 years (because why not?) from StormCraft for "disrespecting server/admins"; permabanned 3x from TF2newbs.com for "being an obnoxious and rude a**hole, slurs"; permabanned 3x from terrobang for "Nuclear douchebag" and "circumvention of the permaban(s)"; permabanned from PGC for "being a horsec*ck"; plus a few forum threads discussing OP.

*thinks self just wasted a bit of time and that story was exactly as expected until reads THIS...
  • 15 January 2014 - TF2center.com posts "TF2Center is all about the community, so if you are interested in joining us to help make it a better place, we invite you to become a TF2Center Member. As a Member, you will gain direct access to the core development team where you can suggest, design and implement your ideas. We expect you to be able and willing to contribute some of your time in a specialist skill, such as programming, graphics design, [...] high level competitive league player/admin, or any other skill you feel might be useful. We also accept people who simply spend a lot of time on the site and are always open to helping others [...] Becoming a Member is the first stepping stone to becoming an administrator [...] Additional perks include Priority ban processing[...]"
  • 20 January 2014 - OP applies to be a TF2center Member. Oddly, he inaccurately states "currently playing in Plat in UGC this season", however, given the timing of his post, it's possible he thought this was accurate at the time.
  • 24 January 2014 - due to his strong art portfolio (it really is), TF2center approves the OP's Membership

*realizes that amount of trolling TF2center's lobbies see suddenly makes a lot more sense

*is happy to have seen some talented art but is angered by TF2center's shoddy homework/extreme leniency. decides to go find pretzels in order to calm down.

*finds only peanuts. shelled, unsalted peanuts. is now more sad than angry, but decides to share story with community so that at least everyone can laugh at terrobang and PGC's creative ban reasons.

Good work pretzel inspector

http://i.imgur.com/xQ37m9A.gif

For fucks sake I am going to bleed this simpsons episode out of my eyes

[quote=Digresser]*reads OP's rant about people who rally against hate talk and trolling

*thinks, gosh, must be an interesting story behind this. wonders if should read story or scour house for pretzels, since stomach now insists upon pretzels

*curiosity wins out over brainwashing-induced hunger and so googles for said story and gets to read these bits about the OP: [url=http://tf2-trader.com/bans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]banned[/url] 1 day for "ignoring admins" on TF2-Trader.com servers; [url=https://www.firepoweredgaming.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=commslist&searchText=STEAM_0:0:33870040&Submit]multiple[/url] [url=https://firepoweredgaming.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&advSearch=STEAM_0:0:33870040&advType=steamid]bans[/url] on FirePowered Gaming for "general exploit of game/map/server", spam in chat/voice, and excessive spam; [url=http://sourcebans.theretirees.net/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]permabanned[/url] for "inappropriate language" on The Retirees servers; [url=http://manncotrading.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=%09STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]permabanned[/url] on Mann Co. Trading for "admin disrespect and micspamming"; [url=http://www.skial.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]permabanned[/url] on Skial for evading a communications ban after posting players' personal info in the servers (not to mention having been [url=http://www.skial.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=commslist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]votesilenced[/url] repeatedly for spamming/racism); [url=webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:L7faowrxefsJ:sourcebans.stormcraftgaming.com/index.php%3Fp%3Dbanlist%26page%3D76%26advSearch%3D96.228.228.98]banned[/url] under the alias "Jesus hates ******s" for 55 years (because why not?) from StormCraft for "disrespecting server/admins"; [url=http://www.tf2newbs.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0:0:33870040&Submit]permabanned[/url] 3x from TF2newbs.com for "being an obnoxious and rude a**hole, slurs"; [url=http://sb.teaminterrobang.com/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040+&Submit=]permabanned[/url] 3x from terrobang for "Nuclear douchebag" and "circumvention of the permaban(s)"; [url=http://www.phoenixteam.net/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&advSearch=STEAM_0:0:33870040&advType=steamid&Submit]permabanned[/url] from PGC for "being a horsec*ck"; plus a few [url=http://www.skial.com/threads/gennaro-della-vecchia-this-guys-is-posting-my-information-of-name-and-city-and-faceboo.47147/]forum[/url] [url=http://teaminterrobang.com/showthread.php?41328-STEAM_0-0-33870040-chat-spam]threads[/url] [url=http://2098.clanservers.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=1633&view=next]discussing[/url] [url=http://teaminterrobang.com/archive/index.php?t-41500.html]OP[/url].

*thinks self just wasted a bit of time and that story was exactly as expected until reads THIS...

[list]
[*] 15 January 2014 - TF2center.com [url=http://forums.tf2center.com/topic/4-become-a-member/]posts[/url] "TF2Center is all about the community, so if you are interested in joining us to help [i]make it a better place[/i], we invite you to become a TF2Center Member. As a Member, you will gain direct access to the core development team where you can suggest, design and implement your ideas. We expect you to be able and willing to contribute some of your time in a specialist skill, such as programming, graphics design, [...] high level competitive league player/admin, or any other skill you feel might be useful. We also accept people who simply spend a lot of time on the site and are [i]always open to helping others[/i] [...] Becoming a Member is the first stepping stone to becoming an administrator [...][i] Additional perks include Priority ban processing[/i][...]"
[*] 20 January 2014 - OP [url=http://forums.tf2center.com/topic/9-future-sandwich-member-application/]applies[/url] to be a TF2center Member. Oddly, he inaccurately states "currently playing in Plat in UGC this season", however, given the timing of his post, it's possible he thought this was accurate at the time.
[*] 24 January 2014 - due to his strong art portfolio (it really is), TF2center approves the OP's Membership
[/list]

*realizes that amount of trolling TF2center's lobbies see suddenly makes a lot more sense

*is happy to have seen some talented art but is angered by TF2center's shoddy homework/extreme leniency. decides to go find pretzels in order to calm down.

*finds only peanuts. shelled, [i]unsalted[/i] peanuts. is now more sad than angry, but decides to share story with community so that at least everyone can laugh at terrobang and PGC's creative ban reasons.[/quote]
Good work pretzel inspector
[img]http://i.imgur.com/xQ37m9A.gif[/img]
For fucks sake I am going to bleed this simpsons episode out of my eyes
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#128
12 Frags +
smobo*hesistantly plusfrags digresser because this a fucking weird way to post

I read Bridget Jone's Diary once. That's how she writes and to this day sometimes my writing will suddenly up and emulate her style.

I think I have a literary STD :(

[quote=smobo]*hesistantly plusfrags digresser because this a fucking weird way to post[/quote]

I read Bridget Jone's Diary once. That's how she writes and to this day sometimes my writing will suddenly up and emulate her style.

I think I have a literary STD :(
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#129
10 Frags +

wow digresser went hard in the paint

wow digresser went hard in the paint
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#130
2 Frags +
omniDigresser*reads OP's rant about people who rally against hate talk and trolling

*thinks, gosh, must be an interesting story behind this. wonders if should read story or scour house for pretzels, since stomach now insists upon pretzels

*curiosity wins out over brainwashing-induced hunger and so googles for said story and gets to read these bits about the OP: banned 1 day for "ignoring admins" on TF2-Trader.com servers; multiple bans on FirePowered Gaming for "general exploit of game/map/server", spam in chat/voice, and excessive spam; permabanned for "inappropriate language" on The Retirees servers; permabanned on Mann Co. Trading for "admin disrespect and micspamming"; permabanned on Skial for evading a communications ban after posting players' personal info in the servers (not to mention having been votesilenced repeatedly for spamming/racism); banned under the alias "Jesus hates ******s" for 55 years (because why not?) from StormCraft for "disrespecting server/admins"; permabanned 3x from TF2newbs.com for "being an obnoxious and rude a**hole, slurs"; permabanned 3x from terrobang for "Nuclear douchebag" and "circumvention of the permaban(s)"; permabanned from PGC for "being a horsec*ck"; plus a few forum threads discussing OP.

*thinks self just wasted a bit of time and that story was exactly as expected until reads THIS...
  • 15 January 2014 - TF2center.com posts "TF2Center is all about the community, so if you are interested in joining us to help make it a better place, we invite you to become a TF2Center Member. As a Member, you will gain direct access to the core development team where you can suggest, design and implement your ideas. We expect you to be able and willing to contribute some of your time in a specialist skill, such as programming, graphics design, [...] high level competitive league player/admin, or any other skill you feel might be useful. We also accept people who simply spend a lot of time on the site and are always open to helping others [...] Becoming a Member is the first stepping stone to becoming an administrator [...] Additional perks include Priority ban processing[...]"
  • 20 January 2014 - OP applies to be a TF2center Member. Oddly, he inaccurately states "currently playing in Plat in UGC this season", however, given the timing of his post, it's possible he thought this was accurate at the time.
  • 24 January 2014 - due to his strong art portfolio (it really is), TF2center approves the OP's Membership

*realizes that amount of trolling TF2center's lobbies see suddenly makes a lot more sense

*is happy to have seen some talented art but is angered by TF2center's shoddy homework/extreme leniency. decides to go find pretzels in order to calm down.

*finds only peanuts. shelled, unsalted peanuts. is now more sad than angry, but decides to share story with community so that at least everyone can laugh at terrobang and PGC's creative ban reasons.
Good work pretzel inspector
http://i.imgur.com/xQ37m9A.gif
For fucks sake I am going to bleed this simpsons episode out of my eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZx30qk3HkU

[quote=omni][quote=Digresser]*reads OP's rant about people who rally against hate talk and trolling

*thinks, gosh, must be an interesting story behind this. wonders if should read story or scour house for pretzels, since stomach now insists upon pretzels

*curiosity wins out over brainwashing-induced hunger and so googles for said story and gets to read these bits about the OP: [url=http://tf2-trader.com/bans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]banned[/url] 1 day for "ignoring admins" on TF2-Trader.com servers; [url=https://www.firepoweredgaming.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=commslist&searchText=STEAM_0:0:33870040&Submit]multiple[/url] [url=https://firepoweredgaming.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&advSearch=STEAM_0:0:33870040&advType=steamid]bans[/url] on FirePowered Gaming for "general exploit of game/map/server", spam in chat/voice, and excessive spam; [url=http://sourcebans.theretirees.net/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]permabanned[/url] for "inappropriate language" on The Retirees servers; [url=http://manncotrading.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=%09STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]permabanned[/url] on Mann Co. Trading for "admin disrespect and micspamming"; [url=http://www.skial.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]permabanned[/url] on Skial for evading a communications ban after posting players' personal info in the servers (not to mention having been [url=http://www.skial.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=commslist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]votesilenced[/url] repeatedly for spamming/racism); [url=webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:L7faowrxefsJ:sourcebans.stormcraftgaming.com/index.php%3Fp%3Dbanlist%26page%3D76%26advSearch%3D96.228.228.98]banned[/url] under the alias "Jesus hates ******s" for 55 years (because why not?) from StormCraft for "disrespecting server/admins"; [url=http://www.tf2newbs.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0:0:33870040&Submit]permabanned[/url] 3x from TF2newbs.com for "being an obnoxious and rude a**hole, slurs"; [url=http://sb.teaminterrobang.com/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040+&Submit=]permabanned[/url] 3x from terrobang for "Nuclear douchebag" and "circumvention of the permaban(s)"; [url=http://www.phoenixteam.net/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&advSearch=STEAM_0:0:33870040&advType=steamid&Submit]permabanned[/url] from PGC for "being a horsec*ck"; plus a few [url=http://www.skial.com/threads/gennaro-della-vecchia-this-guys-is-posting-my-information-of-name-and-city-and-faceboo.47147/]forum[/url] [url=http://teaminterrobang.com/showthread.php?41328-STEAM_0-0-33870040-chat-spam]threads[/url] [url=http://2098.clanservers.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=1633&view=next]discussing[/url] [url=http://teaminterrobang.com/archive/index.php?t-41500.html]OP[/url].

*thinks self just wasted a bit of time and that story was exactly as expected until reads THIS...

[list]
[*] 15 January 2014 - TF2center.com [url=http://forums.tf2center.com/topic/4-become-a-member/]posts[/url] "TF2Center is all about the community, so if you are interested in joining us to help [i]make it a better place[/i], we invite you to become a TF2Center Member. As a Member, you will gain direct access to the core development team where you can suggest, design and implement your ideas. We expect you to be able and willing to contribute some of your time in a specialist skill, such as programming, graphics design, [...] high level competitive league player/admin, or any other skill you feel might be useful. We also accept people who simply spend a lot of time on the site and are [i]always open to helping others[/i] [...] Becoming a Member is the first stepping stone to becoming an administrator [...][i] Additional perks include Priority ban processing[/i][...]"
[*] 20 January 2014 - OP [url=http://forums.tf2center.com/topic/9-future-sandwich-member-application/]applies[/url] to be a TF2center Member. Oddly, he inaccurately states "currently playing in Plat in UGC this season", however, given the timing of his post, it's possible he thought this was accurate at the time.
[*] 24 January 2014 - due to his strong art portfolio (it really is), TF2center approves the OP's Membership
[/list]

*realizes that amount of trolling TF2center's lobbies see suddenly makes a lot more sense

*is happy to have seen some talented art but is angered by TF2center's shoddy homework/extreme leniency. decides to go find pretzels in order to calm down.

*finds only peanuts. shelled, [i]unsalted[/i] peanuts. is now more sad than angry, but decides to share story with community so that at least everyone can laugh at terrobang and PGC's creative ban reasons.[/quote]
Good work pretzel inspector
[img]http://i.imgur.com/xQ37m9A.gif[/img]
For fucks sake I am going to bleed this simpsons episode out of my eyes[/quote]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZx30qk3HkU[/youtube]
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#131
-11 Frags +
Digresser*reads OP's rant about people who rally against hate talk and trolling

*thinks, gosh, must be an interesting story behind this. wonders if should read story or scour house for pretzels, since stomach now insists upon pretzels

*curiosity wins out over brainwashing-induced hunger and so googles for said story and gets to read these bits about the OP: banned 1 day for "ignoring admins" on TF2-Trader.com servers; multiple bans on FirePowered Gaming for "general exploit of game/map/server", spam in chat/voice, and excessive spam; permabanned for "inappropriate language" on The Retirees servers; permabanned on Mann Co. Trading for "admin disrespect and micspamming"; permabanned on Skial for evading a communications ban after posting players' personal info in the servers (not to mention having been votesilenced repeatedly for spamming/racism); banned under the alias "Jesus hates ******s" for 55 years (because why not?) from StormCraft for "disrespecting server/admins"; permabanned 3x from TF2newbs.com for "being an obnoxious and rude a**hole, slurs"; permabanned 3x from terrobang for "Nuclear douchebag" and "circumvention of the permaban(s)"; permabanned from PGC for "being a horsec*ck"; plus a few forum threads discussing OP.

*thinks self just wasted a bit of time and that story was exactly as expected until reads THIS...
  • 15 January 2014 - TF2center.com posts "TF2Center is all about the community, so if you are interested in joining us to help make it a better place, we invite you to become a TF2Center Member. As a Member, you will gain direct access to the core development team where you can suggest, design and implement your ideas. We expect you to be able and willing to contribute some of your time in a specialist skill, such as programming, graphics design, [...] high level competitive league player/admin, or any other skill you feel might be useful. We also accept people who simply spend a lot of time on the site and are always open to helping others [...] Becoming a Member is the first stepping stone to becoming an administrator [...] Additional perks include Priority ban processing[...]"
  • 20 January 2014 - OP applies to be a TF2center Member. Oddly, he inaccurately states "currently playing in Plat in UGC this season", however, given the timing of his post, it's possible he thought this was accurate at the time.
  • 24 January 2014 - due to his strong art portfolio (it really is), TF2center approves the OP's Membership

*realizes that amount of trolling TF2center's lobbies see suddenly makes a lot more sense

*is happy to have seen some talented art but is angered by TF2center's shoddy homework/extreme leniency. decides to go find pretzels in order to calm down.

*finds only peanuts. shelled, unsalted peanuts. is now more sad than angry, but decides to share story with community so that at least everyone can laugh at terrobang and PGC's creative ban reasons.

you have done your homework!
for the record however, i have no intentions of fucking with tf2 center
my issue with pub servers (and my behavior generated by it) is the fact that i fucking hate tf2 pub admins and the players they cater to.

i would like to see tf2center grow, and hopefully contribute something beneficial to the website design. however, i do not seek administrative powers nor would i want to abuse them.

[quote=Digresser]*reads OP's rant about people who rally against hate talk and trolling

*thinks, gosh, must be an interesting story behind this. wonders if should read story or scour house for pretzels, since stomach now insists upon pretzels

*curiosity wins out over brainwashing-induced hunger and so googles for said story and gets to read these bits about the OP: [url=http://tf2-trader.com/bans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]banned[/url] 1 day for "ignoring admins" on TF2-Trader.com servers; [url=https://www.firepoweredgaming.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=commslist&searchText=STEAM_0:0:33870040&Submit]multiple[/url] [url=https://firepoweredgaming.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&advSearch=STEAM_0:0:33870040&advType=steamid]bans[/url] on FirePowered Gaming for "general exploit of game/map/server", spam in chat/voice, and excessive spam; [url=http://sourcebans.theretirees.net/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]permabanned[/url] for "inappropriate language" on The Retirees servers; [url=http://manncotrading.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=%09STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]permabanned[/url] on Mann Co. Trading for "admin disrespect and micspamming"; [url=http://www.skial.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]permabanned[/url] on Skial for evading a communications ban after posting players' personal info in the servers (not to mention having been [url=http://www.skial.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=commslist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040&Submit=]votesilenced[/url] repeatedly for spamming/racism); [url=webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:L7faowrxefsJ:sourcebans.stormcraftgaming.com/index.php%3Fp%3Dbanlist%26page%3D76%26advSearch%3D96.228.228.98]banned[/url] under the alias "Jesus hates ******s" for 55 years (because why not?) from StormCraft for "disrespecting server/admins"; [url=http://www.tf2newbs.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0:0:33870040&Submit]permabanned[/url] 3x from TF2newbs.com for "being an obnoxious and rude a**hole, slurs"; [url=http://sb.teaminterrobang.com/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=STEAM_0%3A0%3A33870040+&Submit=]permabanned[/url] 3x from terrobang for "Nuclear douchebag" and "circumvention of the permaban(s)"; [url=http://www.phoenixteam.net/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&advSearch=STEAM_0:0:33870040&advType=steamid&Submit]permabanned[/url] from PGC for "being a horsec*ck"; plus a few [url=http://www.skial.com/threads/gennaro-della-vecchia-this-guys-is-posting-my-information-of-name-and-city-and-faceboo.47147/]forum[/url] [url=http://teaminterrobang.com/showthread.php?41328-STEAM_0-0-33870040-chat-spam]threads[/url] [url=http://2098.clanservers.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=1633&view=next]discussing[/url] [url=http://teaminterrobang.com/archive/index.php?t-41500.html]OP[/url].

*thinks self just wasted a bit of time and that story was exactly as expected until reads THIS...

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[*] 15 January 2014 - TF2center.com [url=http://forums.tf2center.com/topic/4-become-a-member/]posts[/url] "TF2Center is all about the community, so if you are interested in joining us to help [i]make it a better place[/i], we invite you to become a TF2Center Member. As a Member, you will gain direct access to the core development team where you can suggest, design and implement your ideas. We expect you to be able and willing to contribute some of your time in a specialist skill, such as programming, graphics design, [...] high level competitive league player/admin, or any other skill you feel might be useful. We also accept people who simply spend a lot of time on the site and are [i]always open to helping others[/i] [...] Becoming a Member is the first stepping stone to becoming an administrator [...][i] Additional perks include Priority ban processing[/i][...]"
[*] 20 January 2014 - OP [url=http://forums.tf2center.com/topic/9-future-sandwich-member-application/]applies[/url] to be a TF2center Member. Oddly, he inaccurately states "currently playing in Plat in UGC this season", however, given the timing of his post, it's possible he thought this was accurate at the time.
[*] 24 January 2014 - due to his strong art portfolio (it really is), TF2center approves the OP's Membership
[/list]

*realizes that amount of trolling TF2center's lobbies see suddenly makes a lot more sense

*is happy to have seen some talented art but is angered by TF2center's shoddy homework/extreme leniency. decides to go find pretzels in order to calm down.

*finds only peanuts. shelled, [i]unsalted[/i] peanuts. is now more sad than angry, but decides to share story with community so that at least everyone can laugh at terrobang and PGC's creative ban reasons.[/quote]

you have done your homework!
for the record however, i have no intentions of fucking with tf2 center
my issue with pub servers (and my behavior generated by it) is the fact that i fucking hate tf2 pub admins and the players they cater to.

i would like to see tf2center grow, and hopefully contribute something beneficial to the website design. however, i do not seek administrative powers nor would i want to abuse them.
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#132
-13 Frags +

oh god i didnt even know their was a thread about dont play cards with satan
rofl rofl rofl

you also forgot some juicy threads from the gravity bong, i would post links but they blocked my ip
if you wanna fuck with them, get some friends together and play defense only against the stack. they will get buttmad, shittalk you and rage. however, if you even make one comeback, or respond to them, there is a good chance you will get abused by the drunk, fucked up admins that run the server.
the only one that actually has a brain on his shoulders is silent, he is one of the owners, however he has little power over any decisions made.

have fun.

edit: admins to watch out for
professor jerk: (dont pocket a sniper, or he will make you leave, hates binds, hates "turtled players" who are usually the folks who join the server randomly who are constantly getting raped against the stacked team full of regulars. a majority of the time they cant even leave their base.)

oh god i didnt even know their was a thread about dont play cards with satan
rofl rofl rofl

you also forgot some juicy threads from the gravity bong, i would post links but they blocked my ip
if you wanna fuck with them, get some friends together and play defense only against the stack. they will get buttmad, shittalk you and rage. however, if you even make one comeback, or respond to them, there is a good chance you will get abused by the drunk, fucked up admins that run the server.
the only one that actually has a brain on his shoulders is silent, he is one of the owners, however he has little power over any decisions made.

have fun.

edit: admins to watch out for
professor jerk: (dont pocket a sniper, or he will make you leave, hates binds, hates "turtled players" who are usually the folks who join the server randomly who are constantly getting raped against the stacked team full of regulars. a majority of the time they cant even leave their base.)
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#133
13 Frags +

119.5 hours past 2 weeks

how did you find time to create such a cancerous thread? keep climbing the ugc ladder soon enough you will be all the way out of the dumpster, kind of doubt it though

119.5 hours past 2 weeks

how did you find time to create such a cancerous thread? keep climbing the ugc ladder soon enough you will be all the way out of the dumpster, kind of doubt it though
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#134
-3 Frags +
defy119.5 hours past 2 weeks

how did you find time to create such a cancerous thread? keep climbing the ugc ladder soon enough you will be all the way out of the dumpster, kind of doubt it though

can't escape the pretzels, though

[quote=defy]119.5 hours past 2 weeks

how did you find time to create such a cancerous thread? keep climbing the ugc ladder soon enough you will be all the way out of the dumpster, kind of doubt it though[/quote] can't escape the pretzels, though
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#135
-11 Frags +
defy119.5 hours past 2 weeks

how did you find time to create such a cancerous thread? keep climbing the ugc ladder soon enough you will be all the way out of the dumpster, kind of doubt it though

i idle
also i haven't been playing competitive tf2 for even a year
you played in ugc, you played highlander, why is it so bad that i'm starting in ugc
sorry i'm not jumping straight into open and wasting my time getting pissed off at myself and wasting my league fees, sorrrrry.

[quote=defy]119.5 hours past 2 weeks

how did you find time to create such a cancerous thread? keep climbing the ugc ladder soon enough you will be all the way out of the dumpster, kind of doubt it though[/quote]

i idle
also i haven't been playing competitive tf2 for even a year
you played in ugc, you played highlander, why is it so bad that i'm starting in ugc
sorry i'm not jumping straight into open and wasting my time getting pissed off at myself and wasting my league fees, sorrrrry.
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#136
2 Frags +

ded

ded
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#137
-8 Frags +
FanofAngelsfuturedefy119.5 hours past 2 weeks

how did you find time to create such a cancerous thread? keep climbing the ugc ladder soon enough you will be all the way out of the dumpster, kind of doubt it though

i idle
also i haven't been playing competitive tf2 for even a year
you played in ugc, you played highlander, why is it so bad that i'm starting in ugc
sorry i'm not jumping straight into open and wasting my time getting pissed off at myself and wasting my league fees, sorrrrry.
Idk, thats the only way i found to improve quickly, and I got into invite some how so it kinda works. Also who idles still lol, you can get all your drops in like 2-3 days of playing.

i dont do it for any reason, i just forget to turn my game off most of the time, or if i turn it off it actually doesnt turn off and runs in the background of my computer, idk how to fix it.

but yea, i know what your saying, I just know its also going to take more commitment then just some team on ugc, and right now i dont have enough time to dedicate myself to team like i should. this summer is probably going to be when i can actually do that, in the mean time I'm just having fun.

[quote=FanofAngels][quote=future][quote=defy]119.5 hours past 2 weeks

how did you find time to create such a cancerous thread? keep climbing the ugc ladder soon enough you will be all the way out of the dumpster, kind of doubt it though[/quote]

i idle
also i haven't been playing competitive tf2 for even a year
you played in ugc, you played highlander, why is it so bad that i'm starting in ugc
sorry i'm not jumping straight into open and wasting my time getting pissed off at myself and wasting my league fees, sorrrrry.[/quote]
Idk, thats the only way i found to improve quickly, and I got into invite some how so it kinda works. Also who idles still lol, you can get all your drops in like 2-3 days of playing.[/quote]

i dont do it for any reason, i just forget to turn my game off most of the time, or if i turn it off it actually doesnt turn off and runs in the background of my computer, idk how to fix it.

but yea, i know what your saying, I just know its also going to take more commitment then just some team on ugc, and right now i dont have enough time to dedicate myself to team like i should. this summer is probably going to be when i can actually do that, in the mean time I'm just having fun.
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#138
2 Frags +
mana#117 has been nuked for being stupidly gross.

You should probably cut it out before I slap you IRL, vile.

i miss all the good shit

[quote=mana]#117 has been nuked for being stupidly gross.

You should probably cut it out before I slap you IRL, vile.[/quote]
i miss all the good shit
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#139
-6 Frags +

nothing good about it
it was sickening

nothing good about it
it was sickening
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#140
4 Frags +
Digresserdetective work

This like JohnMilter x10.

[quote=Digresser]detective work[/quote]
This like JohnMilter x10.
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#141
10 Frags +

future I'm just going to -frag everything you say on principle I hope that's ok

future I'm just going to -frag everything you say on principle I hope that's ok
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#142
13 Frags +

Dear future:

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole.
If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

Dear future:

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole.
If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

Sincerely,
Everyone.
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#143
-13 Frags +

i know im an asshole
what

MasterKunifuture I'm just going to -frag everything you say on principle I hope that's ok

i dont care

i know im an asshole
what

[quote=MasterKuni]future I'm just going to -frag everything you say on principle I hope that's ok[/quote]

i dont care
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#144
5 Frags +

fuck all this thread did was make me want to go eat some fucking pretzels

fuck all this thread did was make me want to go eat some fucking pretzels
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#145
4 Frags +
PsychotropicDear future:

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole.
If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

I love the snarky wisdom of Raylan Givens. His "Me and dead owls don't give a hoot" line always cracks me up.

[quote=Psychotropic]Dear future:

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole.
If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

Sincerely,
Everyone.[/quote]

I love the snarky wisdom of Raylan Givens. His "Me and dead owls don't give a hoot" line always cracks me up.
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#146
-5 Frags +

Nerd got counter trolled by pubstars ROFL

Nerd got counter trolled by pubstars ROFL
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#147
7 Frags +
Digresserpermabanned on Skial

A FUCKING LEGEND

[quote=Digresser]permabanned on Skial [/quote]
A FUCKING LEGEND
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#148
-3 Frags +

and you guys think i'm bad ... wowzers

and you guys think i'm bad ... wowzers
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#149
-12 Frags +
mince__fuck all this thread did was make me want to go eat some fucking pretzels

then go eat some fatty

[quote=mince__]fuck all this thread did was make me want to go eat some fucking pretzels[/quote]

then go eat some fatty
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#150
15 Frags +

Wow. I thought this was just a little funny shit thread that happens every so often...but you guys have to realize: this IS THE shit thread. We have a shit person, doing shit things, at a level of shit unseen before.

Future, you truly are a bad person. People like you are why we get a bad rap. Please, do us, and yourself a favor, by never coming here again. It's truly infuriating that you do what you do.

Wow. I thought this was just a little funny shit thread that happens every so often...but you guys have to realize: this IS THE shit thread. We have a shit person, doing shit things, at a level of shit unseen before.

Future, you truly are a bad person. People like you are why we get a bad rap. Please, do us, and yourself a favor, by never coming here again. It's truly infuriating that you do what you do.
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