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#1
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I don't even...

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-GOdRK42EBLk/Tj8SyAGFYiI/AAAAAAAAAZU/fUtQnLLJQGE/s800/NaturalHarvest.jpg

One of the reviews...

"Never buy used- I learned this lesson the hard way - my used copy arrived all tattered and torn and many of the pages were stuck together. My grandma still loved the gift, but she complains that some of the recipes are too salty for her."

LOL, WTF

I don't even...

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041?tag=teamfortresst-20

[img]https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-GOdRK42EBLk/Tj8SyAGFYiI/AAAAAAAAAZU/fUtQnLLJQGE/s800/NaturalHarvest.jpg[/img]

One of the reviews...

"[b]Never buy used[/b]- I learned this lesson the hard way - my used copy arrived all tattered and torn and many of the pages were stuck together. My grandma still loved the gift, but she complains that some of the recipes are too salty for her."

LOL, WTF
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#2
4 Frags +

dont knock it till you try it

dont knock it till you try it
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#3
5 Frags +

lmao at some of the recipes
"Creamy Cum Crepes"
"Spunky Candied Pecans"
"Irish Coffee with Extra Cream"
"Man Made Oysters"

lmao at some of the recipes
"Creamy Cum Crepes"
"Spunky Candied Pecans"
"Irish Coffee with Extra Cream"
"Man Made Oysters"
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#4
5 Frags +

the reviews are great

By Ken Cuccinelli - July 18, 2013
As a pro-life person who believes that life begins before conception, I take offence at this onanistic travesty! This is just another stab in the back of the people that make up the real America by liberal elites pushing their gay agenda on our children. What's next? Dog semen? Pony semen? Where do you draw the line? And while I found the recipe for Tiramusu Surprise to be quite tasty, I fail to see how the inclusion of future Christians adds to the taste or texture. I will be re-gifting this at the next office CHRISTMAS (not holiday) party.

the reviews are great

By Ken Cuccinelli - July 18, 2013
As a pro-life person who believes that life begins before conception, I take offence at this onanistic travesty! This is just another stab in the back of the people that make up the real America by liberal elites pushing their gay agenda on our children. What's next? Dog semen? Pony semen? Where do you draw the line? And while I found the recipe for Tiramusu Surprise to be quite tasty, I fail to see how the inclusion of future Christians adds to the taste or texture. I will be re-gifting this at the next office CHRISTMAS (not holiday) party.
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#5
10 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/rBtqYhF.jpg

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rBtqYhF.jpg[/IMG]
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#6
-6 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/DsOHaZV.jpg

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DsOHaZV.jpg[/IMG]
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#7
6 Frags +
shocka1I don't even...

http://mamamia-cdn.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Semen-cocktail-cookbook-cover.jpg

Apparently there's a sequel

[quote=shocka1]I don't even...[/quote]
[img]http://mamamia-cdn.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Semen-cocktail-cookbook-cover.jpg[/img] Apparently there's a sequel
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#8
-4 Frags +

http://www.amazon.com/Soldiers-Of-God-Supremacists-America/dp/1575666596/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

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Post-Christian Society's Malcontents February 19, 2002
By southpaw68
The authors of the book take a neutral stance on these white supremacists. They present their ideas without actually condoning them. They have a reserved sympathy for these people since the authors live in the rural conservative culture of Texas that breeds this sort of extremism. They also mention that they had repugnance towards some of the ideas presented, but avoided editorial comments as part of their deal with the extremists.
Many racial extremists have the religious theology of an antisemitic variety of Christian Identity. They interpret the scriptures to mean that whites are actually the chosen people and the Jews are the seed of Satan. They believe that the stone of destiny that the monarchs in England swear themselves upon when being enthroned is Jacob's pillar in the Bible because English tradition says so. Not all Identity Christians are anti-semitic though.

The extremists are firm believers in conspiracy theories involving the Jews and their Gentile freemason cohorts. They believe everything is controlled by ZOG (Zionist Occupied Government) and that the Jews and freemasons involved shape society to their own benefit and to the detriment of the white population.

The authors do not sanitize their accounts of what the extremists truly believe. They believe in the elimination of homosexuals, Jews, race mixers, and the unproductive. Some of their beliefs on these matters are influenced by their interpretation of the Scriptures. (The more violent, younger and secular Neo-Nazi gangs believe in elimination of the unproductive.) The religious racists see themselves as soldiers of God in a righteous fight against what they see as evil.
They have problems with the theory of racial equality since they think affirmative action is used to promote people who do not merit the position and that blacks often make formerly all-white neighborhoods crime zones.

The authors do not try to confirm or deny any of the many conspiracy theories that they believe in and I think that this is weakness to the book.

The racial extremists have a battle strategy of leaderless resistance in which they form a small group of no more than seven people who know each other well. This strategy guards against infiltrators because the group remains very quiet about what they plan to do. They plan to have hundreds of these groups who will reek havoc upon what they see as ZOG controlled society as they attempt to implement a revolution.

I view the group as ultra conservatives with unorthodox Christian beliefs that do not want to live in a multi-culti society with race mixing and little adherence to some of the more thorny traditional Christian beliefs. They are unable to get what they want at the voting booth and are willing to use violence to get what they want. They also see through the weaknesses in the theory of racial equality and racial sameness when they observe reality. They are scary, but at the same time, fascinating to read about. Although milder conservatives may have the same complaints as the extremists do, they do not have the same nuances in their beliefs that will lead them to violence. Nuances in belief systems are important.

More people will probably be radicalized enough to join extremist groups in the future if the economy keeps sputtering and more foreigners come to live here making the nation less of a predominately white culture. Resentment will be stirred if non-whites are still considered a protected class as opposed to whites according to the law.
http://www.amazon.com/Soldiers-Of-God-Supremacists-America/dp/1575666596/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?tag=teamfortresst-20
[spoiler] Post-Christian Society's Malcontents February 19, 2002
By southpaw68
The authors of the book take a neutral stance on these white supremacists. They present their ideas without actually condoning them. They have a reserved sympathy for these people since the authors live in the rural conservative culture of Texas that breeds this sort of extremism. They also mention that they had repugnance towards some of the ideas presented, but avoided editorial comments as part of their deal with the extremists.
Many racial extremists have the religious theology of an antisemitic variety of Christian Identity. They interpret the scriptures to mean that whites are actually the chosen people and the Jews are the seed of Satan. They believe that the stone of destiny that the monarchs in England swear themselves upon when being enthroned is Jacob's pillar in the Bible because English tradition says so. Not all Identity Christians are anti-semitic though.

The extremists are firm believers in conspiracy theories involving the Jews and their Gentile freemason cohorts. They believe everything is controlled by ZOG (Zionist Occupied Government) and that the Jews and freemasons involved shape society to their own benefit and to the detriment of the white population.

The authors do not sanitize their accounts of what the extremists truly believe. They believe in the elimination of homosexuals, Jews, race mixers, and the unproductive. Some of their beliefs on these matters are influenced by their interpretation of the Scriptures. (The more violent, younger and secular Neo-Nazi gangs believe in elimination of the unproductive.) The religious racists see themselves as soldiers of God in a righteous fight against what they see as evil.
They have problems with the theory of racial equality since they think affirmative action is used to promote people who do not merit the position and that blacks often make formerly all-white neighborhoods crime zones.

The authors do not try to confirm or deny any of the many conspiracy theories that they believe in and I think that this is weakness to the book.

The racial extremists have a battle strategy of leaderless resistance in which they form a small group of no more than seven people who know each other well. This strategy guards against infiltrators because the group remains very quiet about what they plan to do. They plan to have hundreds of these groups who will reek havoc upon what they see as ZOG controlled society as they attempt to implement a revolution.

I view the group as ultra conservatives with unorthodox Christian beliefs that do not want to live in a multi-culti society with race mixing and little adherence to some of the more thorny traditional Christian beliefs. They are unable to get what they want at the voting booth and are willing to use violence to get what they want. They also see through the weaknesses in the theory of racial equality and racial sameness when they observe reality. They are scary, but at the same time, fascinating to read about. Although milder conservatives may have the same complaints as the extremists do, they do not have the same nuances in their beliefs that will lead them to violence. Nuances in belief systems are important.

More people will probably be radicalized enough to join extremist groups in the future if the economy keeps sputtering and more foreigners come to live here making the nation less of a predominately white culture. Resentment will be stirred if non-whites are still considered a protected class as opposed to whites according to the law.
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#9
0 Frags +

The semen cook book also has a website :S

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The semen cook book also has a website :S

[spoiler]http://cookingwithcum.com/[/spoiler]
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#10
7 Frags +
MachuPikachu...Apparently there's a sequel

http://www.bruna.nl/is-bin/intershop.static/WFS/Bruna-B2C-Site/Bruna-B2C/nl_NL//detail/9/3/1/9789460970931.jpg

And maybe this is the prequel...

[quote=MachuPikachu]...Apparently there's a sequel[/quote]

[img]http://www.bruna.nl/is-bin/intershop.static/WFS/Bruna-B2C-Site/Bruna-B2C/nl_NL//detail/9/3/1/9789460970931.jpg[/img]

And maybe this is the prequel...
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#11
10 Frags +

will cook something and report back

will cook something and report back
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#12
22 Frags +
Air_will cook something and report back

let me know if you need a hand...

[quote=Air_]will cook something and report back[/quote]

let me know if you need a hand...
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#13
2 Frags +
shocka1Air_will cook something and report back
let me know if you need a hand...

add me on steam ;)

[quote=shocka1][quote=Air_]will cook something and report back[/quote]

let me know if you need a hand...[/quote]

add me on steam ;)
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#14
3 Frags +

franz kafka

franz kafka
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#15
-3 Frags +

the bible

the bible
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#16
0 Frags +

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5173OjSAXWL._SX258_PJlook-inside-v2,TopRight,1,0_SH20_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5173OjSAXWL._SX258_PJlook-inside-v2,TopRight,1,0_SH20_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg?tag=teamfortresst-20[/img]
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#17
2 Frags +

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/41/b9/5e2581b0c8a0695beb0c8110.L.jpg

[img]http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/41/b9/5e2581b0c8a0695beb0c8110.L.jpg?tag=teamfortresst-20[/img]
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#18
4 Frags +

funny but absurd

http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach-ebook/dp/B004YMYR2C

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-vDYOpkoWE

funny but absurd

http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach-ebook/dp/B004YMYR2C?tag=teamfortresst-20

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-vDYOpkoWE[/youtube]
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#19
1 Frags +

Oh god I can't even finish watching the video. Must think about something else

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQpK6H3LP8#t=63

Oh god I can't even finish watching the video. Must think about something else
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQpK6H3LP8#t=63[/youtube]
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#20
6 Frags +

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00FI9JE00/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00FI9JE00&linkCode=as2

It's Dino porn.

Description: Dianne is a shepherd, watching over flock of sheep. She is sworn to protect them against any predators– no matter the size. But when a flock of pterodactyls attack, Dianne has no choice but to use herself as bait to draw their attention away from her precious flock. One pterodactyl swoops in and picks her up, taking her to his nest. She fully expects to be eaten by the massive beast, but when it starts to peck her clothes away, leaving her naked, she begins to understand that the pterodactyl might have another, more deviant use for the young virgin. But can Dianne accommodate such a massive creature?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00FI9JE00/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00FI9JE00&linkCode=as2&tag=teamfortresst-20

It's Dino porn.

Description: Dianne is a shepherd, watching over flock of sheep. She is sworn to protect them against any predators– no matter the size. But when a flock of pterodactyls attack, Dianne has no choice but to use herself as bait to draw their attention away from her precious flock. One pterodactyl swoops in and picks her up, taking her to his nest. She fully expects to be eaten by the massive beast, but when it starts to peck her clothes away, leaving her naked, she begins to understand that the pterodactyl might have another, more deviant use for the young virgin. But can Dianne accommodate such a massive creature?
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#21
Momentum Mod
3 Frags +

IN THE VELOCIRAPTO'S NEST
RAVISHED BY THE TRICERATOPS
MOUNTED BY THE GRYPHON
TAMING THE DRAGON
RUNNING FROM THE RAPTOR
T-REX TROUBLES

oh my god

IN THE VELOCIRAPTO'S NEST
RAVISHED BY THE TRICERATOPS
MOUNTED BY THE GRYPHON
TAMING THE DRAGON
RUNNING FROM THE RAPTOR
T-REX TROUBLES

oh my god
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#22
0 Frags +
tornados2111Oh god I can't even finish watching the video. Must think about something else

lmao! WOW. He just put the gag in gag gift...

[quote=tornados2111]Oh god I can't even finish watching the video. Must think about something else[/quote]

lmao! WOW. He just put the gag in gag gift...
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#23
4 Frags +

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51anJLDqGnL._SX258_PJlook-inside-v2,TopRight,1,0_SH20_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51anJLDqGnL._SX258_PJlook-inside-v2,TopRight,1,0_SH20_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg?tag=teamfortresst-20[/img]
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#24
0 Frags +

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/99/Catch22.jpg/200px-Catch22.jpg

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/99/Catch22.jpg/200px-Catch22.jpg[/img]
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#25
-2 Frags +

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61n8RMrnyiL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61n8RMrnyiL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg?tag=teamfortresst-20[/img]
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#26
1 Frags +

http://kalafudra.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/waitingforgodot.jpg

[img]http://kalafudra.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/waitingforgodot.jpg[/img]
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#27
1 Frags +

http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/weird-book-titles-057.jpg

[img]http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/weird-book-titles-057.jpg[/img]
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