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#361
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Saucerorerkston snip
we should perhaps note that he has also played as 'spunk on my vestigial wings', among others

He's also been listening to Shpongle's "Ineffable Mysteries from Shpongleland."

[quote=Sauceror][quote=erkston] snip [/quote]

we should perhaps note that he has also played as 'spunk on my vestigial wings', among others[/quote]

He's also been listening to Shpongle's "Ineffable Mysteries from Shpongleland."
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#362
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Scholarmepsilon requesting to play in na invite

some of these may be fabricated
I love epsilon and all but that is just retarded

that actually was a plan like 1 or 2 seasons ago

[quote=Scholar][quote=m]
epsilon requesting to play in na invite

some of these may be fabricated[/quote]
I love epsilon and all but that is just retarded[/quote]
that actually was a plan like 1 or 2 seasons ago
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#363
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did anyone else notice that the only reason this thread is being used again, instead of the new one is because some idiot bumped it with this:

stonedchinamanfgjngjghkjhldgf
did anyone else notice that the only reason this thread is being used again, instead of the [url=teamfortress.tv/forum/thread/11490-esea-s15-na-invite-happenings-predictions]new one[/url] is because some idiot bumped it with this:

[quote=stonedchinaman]fgjngjghkjhldgf[/quote]
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#364
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MoonwalkingPneumoniadid anyone else notice that the only reason this thread is being used again, instead of the new one is because some idiot bumped it with this:
stonedchinamanfgjngjghkjhldgf

It really doesn't matter.

[quote=MoonwalkingPneumonia]did anyone else notice that the only reason this thread is being used again, instead of the [url=teamfortress.tv/forum/thread/11490-esea-s15-na-invite-happenings-predictions]new one[/url] is because some idiot bumped it with this:

[quote=stonedchinaman]fgjngjghkjhldgf[/quote][/quote]
It really doesn't matter.
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#365
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Oh yeah, it totally doesn't. Just thought it was kinda funny.

Oh yeah, it totally doesn't. Just thought it was kinda funny.
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#366
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#367
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AyRcemberhttp://play.esea.net/teams/77215
would milo pocket for that team? or brad and milo med?

milo is the best pocket in tf2

[quote=AyR][quote=cember]http://play.esea.net/teams/77215[/quote]

would milo pocket for that team? or brad and milo med?
[/quote]
milo is the best pocket in tf2
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#368
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hes not the best right now but hes way better than people think he is and with a really good medic like pure hes gonna fuck shit up this season

hes not the best right now but hes way better than people think he is and with a really good medic like pure hes gonna fuck shit up this season
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#369
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mhes not the best right now but hes way better than people think he is and with a really good medic like pure hes gonna fuck shit up this season

And the top 3 pockets NA are all on mix^ (and clearly only one is pocketing).

[quote=m]hes not the best right now but hes way better than people think he is and with a really good medic like pure hes gonna fuck shit up this season[/quote]
And the top 3 pockets NA are all on mix^ (and clearly only one is pocketing).
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#370
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Invalid post that has nothing to do with happenings.

Invalid post that has nothing to do with happenings.
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#371
8 Frags +

medic - ninjanick
pocket - grape
roamer - memphisvon
scout - kev
scout - sal (trying out??)
demo: ranga (trying out??)

http://sizzlingstats.com/stats/67278

!!

medic - ninjanick
pocket - grape
roamer - memphisvon
scout - kev
scout - sal (trying out??)
demo: ranga (trying out??)

http://sizzlingstats.com/stats/67278

!!
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#372
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timesthelegallimitmhes not the best right now but hes way better than people think he is and with a really good medic like pure hes gonna fuck shit up this seasonAnd the top 3 pockets NA are all on mix^ (and clearly only one is pocketing).

lansky???

[quote=timesthelegallimit][quote=m]hes not the best right now but hes way better than people think he is and with a really good medic like pure hes gonna fuck shit up this season[/quote]
And the top 3 pockets NA are all on mix^ (and clearly only one is pocketing).[/quote]
lansky???
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#373
11 Frags +

Someone pls I need my invite goss.

In Aussie news, if you didn't hear about it already iM will most likely be bringing subtitled out of retirement to replace antwa on scout. Old news by now but in case it's flown over your radar.

Someone pls I need my invite goss.

In Aussie news, if you didn't hear about it already iM will most likely be bringing subtitled out of retirement to replace antwa on scout. Old news by now but in case it's flown over your radar.
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#374
48 Frags +

well i woke up so i guess ill do the thing i did last season where i did all the rosterszz
i hope these one liners are ok with people i know some of us arent exactly homies just remember you can always remind me about how i got cut or are just in main or something

ricks team of mge allstars and people he thinks are good
scout aaaaaaaaant (fucking incredible wonderchild scoutman)
scout loronix (hes hot and hes cold)
roamer marmaduke (i mean hes good at spire)
demo rick (i mean hes ok at spire)
pocket darkstar (didnt he almost win open?)
medic miwo (good luck dude, strap in for a growing season)

theres a ton of raw talent and dm on this team but idk how long these rick-strats will keep working, some impressive scrim results recently though

grapes team of people who really wanted to play invite
scout ggglygy (he was good s7 right?)
scout steveC (hes not awful)
roamer mile (i think he can fly planes or something)
demo ranga (like 38 special but with pipes instead of stickies)
pocket grape (taking more heals than new orleans after katrina)
medic ninjanick (the fragile 2.0)

im not sure how this team gets led or is organized because the combo is pretty quiet but im sure the calls from the flank about how one scout took -8 and killed them both will fill up the dead time in mumble but hey theyve been roughtly competitive with the low/mid invite teams so the pieces are there just gotta figure out where they go

phraktures team of tryhards
scout jav (thrickster with marginally better dm)
scout nja (has sneakily been a huge part of every teams success that hes been on)
roamer sakura______ (comms a lot, dies more)
demo phrakture (killing-syndrome)
pocket ss (takes a ton of heals, does a ton of work dies a lot, calls a very slow deliberate game)
medic sparrow (sometimes is shade/fragile hard to kill other times has crespi-level dodging, good positioning)

i mean its 6 guys who play the game a lot and really want to play invite, i hate that this summary sounds like the last two teams but as far as scrim results theyve been competitive with pretty much every team outside of mixup/bp which is how every other team has been pretty much

6 cuties
scout bronze (hes going to have 185 hp every time you fight him and hes not going to miss so i hope you spent that time killing his team first)
scout snailboat (pretty good at scout better at sniper and spy)
roamer ricky (i hope hes gotten over that thing where he emos out and doesnt talk and costs his team matches)
demo pharoah (has done a lot demoing on a team where he gets a pretty weak slice of the heals)
pocket tonepot (can you please pick up ammo before you get ubered because i keep on watching you go into them with like 2 rockets)
medic sakura (not sure if youre gonna be able to micro everybody to the extent you need to this season, also gonna have to watch out for those two koth maps because i know you werent a fan)

another team thats got a lot of growing to do and varying amounts of dedication to do it with, pocket scouts are cool and all but youre gonna need soldiers who can carry their own weight to win more than 4/5 games in invite

knights of grillz
scout boogie (you were good at a long time ago but i know youve been grinding in mge so hopefully it pays off)
scout dennis (i think if you could win a scout 1v1 youd actually be towards the top of invite because your aim/sniper are really solid u jsut get a/d'd so hard when i watch you play)
roamer shootist (i mean hes amazing at spire, predictable as the mail everyhwere else)
demo ctrlfmuffin (i couldnt tell if your team was good s11 because of you or becuase you had 2 scouts who were better than everybody else and you got healsoaked by sandy but i really wanna see if you can do well in invite)
pocket sureshot (if youre back in old form thats a very good thing for this team, could be one of the top 3/4 pockets thsi season or better)
medic eldritch (same boat as miwo, gonna be a growing season)

im going to avoid using the term washed up because a lot of the older players on this team showed they still had it pretty good last season and ended up playing a lot better than i thought they would, but theyre going to have to up their hours if they want anything better than a 6-10 season due to class changes/new players

alfas team of invite ringers and pugstars
scout decimate (best pug scout in the game)
scout bdonski (2nd best pug scout in the game)
roamer maela (i mean hes good at spire, could be a top 2/3 roamer this season, could also emo out, quit and keep his team from getting to lan)
demo alfa (if the dude works on his mechanics and smooths out his kinks his demo dm is already insane and he could really have his breakout season and show people why he deserves to be on lan teams, idk if it will happen though)
pocket hero (og as fuck, good dm, needs to be microd)
medic smaka (gonna have a sore throat from how much talkin youre gonna have to do, uber management is getting better and dodging is good)

as far as lan-hopeful teams i think these guys are the favorites to clinch the 4th spot but its definitely not locked up, bdonski and decimate really need to use their mics and work on playing without baiting their team

watch this
scout clockwork (been doing it big for a while now, most dominant scout by far)
scout justin (please have a good season just this once)
roamer blaze (im not sure if the gf thing is still happening because youre a monster one scrim and you look like youve never played the map before the next, relic syndrome)
demo dummy (now that youre on a team with people that you can stand lets hope you have a good season too)
pocket milo (going to have a breakout season, just watch)
medic pure (if he gets back in to i46 shape this team will get very scary)

theres more than enough talent on this team to win lan, i just dont know how realistic of a goal that is with how hard some of these players have been slumping these past seasons. if egos are kept in check and scrim schedules are kept up these guys may be the ones dethroning banny

classic mixup
scout squiddder (did a ton of work last season, pretty heal heavy though)
scout enigma (has az been playing for you, carl? pick it up)
roamer tlr (the aim is still there but timing/jumping seems to be what hes struggling with)
demo seagull (the prodigal cannonball user, and i guess hes the best demo in the game right now? embarassing.)
pocket platinum (plat on pocket 2 seasons in a row is scary good)
medic harbleu (if he can keep himself from going on tilt and revert to s8/10 form is the big question)

i dont know what else to say about mixup, its a scary lineup full of experienced allstars whos only real competition is themselves and how much time they put in, theyve had teams capable of winning lan the past 2 seasons and work as well as a lack of scrimming/a lack of dedication by certain players/(roster changes???) have prevented that. everybody knows they can win, but should they?

team it
scout banny (maincalling heavy class demolisher heart of the team etc)
scout shrugger (still probably the most online player of all time)
roamer rr (likes to farm the damage, but definitely an improvement over tagg at least with how he played last season)
demo xalox (well grats, the best demo in na for the past 8 seasons thinks youre good enough to be his replacement, go huge)
pocket lansky (consitent dm and ubers, but what happens now that you dont have shade wizarding around behind you? so far the only thing thats gaining weight is his ego, eat something dude)
medic indust (rapidly approaching banny hours of tf2, lifer status)

they play the most, they pug the most, they mge the most, and for the last two seasons theyve been winning the most. banny on scout is interesting, but for how long and at what cost????? WILL THE THREEPEAT HAPPEN?

well i woke up so i guess ill do the thing i did last season where i did all the rosterszz
i hope these one liners are ok with people i know some of us arent exactly homies just remember you can always remind me about how i got cut or are just in main or something


[b]ricks team of mge allstars and people he thinks are good[/b]
scout aaaaaaaaant (fucking incredible wonderchild scoutman)
scout loronix (hes hot and hes cold)
roamer marmaduke (i mean hes good at spire)
demo rick (i mean hes ok at spire)
pocket darkstar (didnt he almost win open?)
medic miwo (good luck dude, strap in for a growing season)

theres a ton of raw talent and dm on this team but idk how long these rick-strats will keep working, some impressive scrim results recently though

[b]grapes team of people who really wanted to play invite[/b]
scout ggglygy (he was good s7 right?)
scout steveC (hes not awful)
roamer mile (i think he can fly planes or something)
demo ranga (like 38 special but with pipes instead of stickies)
pocket grape (taking more heals than new orleans after katrina)
medic ninjanick (the fragile 2.0)

im not sure how this team gets led or is organized because the combo is pretty quiet but im sure the calls from the flank about how one scout took -8 and killed them both will fill up the dead time in mumble but hey theyve been roughtly competitive with the low/mid invite teams so the pieces are there just gotta figure out where they go

[b]phraktures team of tryhards[/b]
scout jav (thrickster with marginally better dm)
scout nja (has sneakily been a huge part of every teams success that hes been on)
roamer sakura______ (comms a lot, dies more)
demo phrakture (killing-syndrome)
pocket ss (takes a ton of heals, does a ton of work dies a lot, calls a very slow deliberate game)
medic sparrow (sometimes is shade/fragile hard to kill other times has crespi-level dodging, good positioning)

i mean its 6 guys who play the game a lot and really want to play invite, i hate that this summary sounds like the last two teams but as far as scrim results theyve been competitive with pretty much every team outside of mixup/bp which is how every other team has been pretty much

[b]6 cuties[/b]
scout bronze (hes going to have 185 hp every time you fight him and hes not going to miss so i hope you spent that time killing his team first)
scout snailboat (pretty good at scout better at sniper and spy)
roamer ricky (i hope hes gotten over that thing where he emos out and doesnt talk and costs his team matches)
demo pharoah (has done a lot demoing on a team where he gets a pretty weak slice of the heals)
pocket tonepot (can you please pick up ammo before you get ubered because i keep on watching you go into them with like 2 rockets)
medic sakura (not sure if youre gonna be able to micro everybody to the extent you need to this season, also gonna have to watch out for those two koth maps because i know you werent a fan)

another team thats got a lot of growing to do and varying amounts of dedication to do it with, pocket scouts are cool and all but youre gonna need soldiers who can carry their own weight to win more than 4/5 games in invite

[b]knights of grillz[/b]
scout boogie (you were good at a long time ago but i know youve been grinding in mge so hopefully it pays off)
scout dennis (i think if you could win a scout 1v1 youd actually be towards the top of invite because your aim/sniper are really solid u jsut get a/d'd so hard when i watch you play)
roamer shootist (i mean hes amazing at spire, predictable as the mail everyhwere else)
demo ctrlfmuffin (i couldnt tell if your team was good s11 because of you or becuase you had 2 scouts who were better than everybody else and you got healsoaked by sandy but i really wanna see if you can do well in invite)
pocket sureshot (if youre back in old form thats a very good thing for this team, could be one of the top 3/4 pockets thsi season or better)
medic eldritch (same boat as miwo, gonna be a growing season)

im going to avoid using the term washed up because a lot of the older players on this team showed they still had it pretty good last season and ended up playing a lot better than i thought they would, but theyre going to have to up their hours if they want anything better than a 6-10 season due to class changes/new players

[b]alfas team of invite ringers and pugstars[/b]
scout decimate (best pug scout in the game)
scout bdonski (2nd best pug scout in the game)
roamer maela ([s]i mean hes good at spire[/s], could be a top 2/3 roamer this season, could also emo out, quit and keep his team from getting to lan)
demo alfa (if the dude works on his mechanics and smooths out his kinks his demo dm is already insane and he could really have his breakout season and show people why he deserves to be on lan teams, idk if it will happen though)
pocket hero (og as fuck, good dm, needs to be microd)
medic smaka (gonna have a sore throat from how much talkin youre gonna have to do, uber management is getting better and dodging is good)

as far as lan-hopeful teams i think these guys are the favorites to clinch the 4th spot but its definitely not locked up, bdonski and decimate really need to use their mics and work on playing without baiting their team

[b]watch this[/b]
scout clockwork (been doing it big for a while now, most dominant scout by far)
scout justin (please have a good season just this once)
roamer blaze (im not sure if the gf thing is still happening because youre a monster one scrim and you look like youve never played the map before the next, relic syndrome)
demo dummy (now that youre on a team with people that you can stand lets hope you have a good season too)
pocket milo (going to have a breakout season, just watch)
medic pure (if he gets back in to i46 shape this team will get very scary)

theres more than enough talent on this team to win lan, i just dont know how realistic of a goal that is with how hard some of these players have been slumping these past seasons. if egos are kept in check and scrim schedules are kept up these guys may be the ones dethroning banny

[b]classic mixup[/b]
scout squiddder (did a ton of work last season, pretty heal heavy though)
scout enigma (has az been playing for you, carl? pick it up)
roamer tlr (the aim is still there but timing/jumping seems to be what hes struggling with)
demo seagull (the prodigal cannonball user, and i guess hes the best demo in the game right now? embarassing.)
pocket platinum (plat on pocket 2 seasons in a row is scary good)
medic harbleu (if he can keep himself from going on tilt and revert to s8/10 form is the big question)

i dont know what else to say about mixup, its a scary lineup full of experienced allstars whos only real competition is themselves and how much time they put in, theyve had teams capable of winning lan the past 2 seasons and work as well as a lack of scrimming/a lack of dedication by certain players/(roster changes???) have prevented that. everybody knows they can win, but should they?

[b]team it[/b]
scout banny (maincalling heavy class demolisher heart of the team etc)
scout shrugger (still probably the most online player of all time)
roamer rr (likes to farm the damage, but definitely an improvement over tagg at least with how he played last season)
demo xalox (well grats, the best demo in na for the past 8 seasons thinks youre good enough to be his replacement, go huge)
pocket lansky (consitent dm and ubers, but what happens now that you dont have shade wizarding around behind you? so far the only thing thats gaining weight is his ego, eat something dude)
medic indust (rapidly approaching banny hours of tf2, lifer status)

they play the most, they pug the most, they mge the most, and for the last two seasons theyve been winning the most. banny on scout is interesting, but for how long and at what cost????? WILL THE THREEPEAT HAPPEN?
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#375
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m
medic miwo (good luck dude, strap in for a growing season)

medic miwo (the fragile 2.0)

miwo's on two teams?

woop edited :)

[quote=m]

medic miwo (good luck dude, strap in for a growing season)

medic miwo (the fragile 2.0)
[/quote]

[s]miwo's on two teams?[/s]



woop edited :)
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#376
3 Frags +

im sure i fucked some stuff up and got some stuff wrong but i did that in one take while drinking my morning coffee so apologies in advance, was just supposed to be a briefing/appetizer of the invite teams this season

fixed sq, thanks for pointing that out

im sure i fucked some stuff up and got some stuff wrong but i did that in one take while drinking my morning coffee so apologies in advance, was just supposed to be a briefing/appetizer of the invite teams this season

fixed sq, thanks for pointing that out
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#377
0 Frags +

mason

mason
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#378
17 Frags +

milo is indeed the best (seagull said it so it must be true)

milo is indeed the best (seagull said it so it must be true)
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#379
17 Frags +

No Duwatna in invite? That's a shame.

No Duwatna in invite? That's a shame.
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#380
3 Frags +

thanks for the post mason.

You do have Sakura both roaming for phraktures team and medicing for 6cuties though.

thanks for the post mason.

You do have Sakura both roaming for phraktures team and medicing for 6cuties though.
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#381
16 Frags +

there are 2 people named sakura, it gets confusing

there are 2 people named sakura, it gets confusing
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#382
6 Frags +

yea duwatna is demo on a team with giffy and zalfy scouting so watch out main

yea duwatna is demo on a team with giffy and zalfy scouting so watch out main
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#383
2 Frags +
nerkulNo Duwatna in invite? That's a shame.

he wanted to be more casual this season so rip invite glory

[quote=nerkul]No Duwatna in invite? That's a shame.[/quote]
he wanted to be more casual this season so rip invite glory
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#384
4 Frags +

nja got cut some hours ago according to the ESEA player transaction page.

nja got cut some hours ago according to the ESEA player transaction page.
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#385
19 Frags +

http://pastebin.com/b140rX3j

http://pastebin.com/b140rX3j
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#386
1 Frags +
lamefxthanks for the post mason.

You do have Sakura both roaming for phraktures team and medicing for 6cuties though.

There are two sakuras, the one on phraktutes team is aka a little girl

[quote=lamefx]thanks for the post mason.

You do have Sakura both roaming for phraktures team and medicing for 6cuties though.[/quote]
There are two sakuras, the one on phraktutes team is aka a little girl
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#387
0 Frags +

Which team will be the most entertaining to watch?

Which team will be the most entertaining to watch?
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#388
0 Frags +
atmoWhich team will be the most entertaining to watch?

clockwork obv

[quote=atmo]Which team will be the most entertaining to watch?[/quote]

clockwork obv
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#389
6 Frags +
JohnMilterhttp://pastebin.com/b140rX3j

there are like a million callouts in this i love it

[quote=JohnMilter]http://pastebin.com/b140rX3j[/quote]

there are like a million callouts in this i love it
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#390
9 Frags +
JohnMilterhttp://pastebin.com/b140rX3j

fog_down

Don't worry, I'm really awful despite the fact that I waited a whole month for them to ever get back to me after trying out for them and then not even telling me up front about cutting me (I found out through a friend of mine who was on the same hl team as nja where he was talking about it out loud to his team while I was completely left in the dark).

Payback's a bitch, isn't it?

[quote=JohnMilter]http://pastebin.com/b140rX3j[/quote]
fog_down

Don't worry, I'm really awful despite the fact that I waited a whole month for them to ever get back to me after trying out for them and then not even telling me up front about cutting me (I found out through a friend of mine who was on the same hl team as nja where he was talking about it out loud to his team while I was completely left in the dark).

Payback's a bitch, isn't it?
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