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CHUCK NORRIS JOKE THREAD
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#241
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tojoDeerDude you can see the number...ROFL LETS SHITPOST OMNIFICS DADS PHONE NUMBER HAHA

call him and tell him that his son is gay

[quote=tojo][quote=Deer]
Dude you can see the number...[/quote]
ROFL LETS SHITPOST OMNIFICS DADS PHONE NUMBER HAHA[/quote]
call him and tell him that his son is gay
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#242
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Jk he edited what a little bitch smh

Jk he edited what a little bitch smh
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#243
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this is a bully free zone

this is a bully free zone
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#244
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DirtyMorttojoDeerDude you can see the number...ROFL LETS SHITPOST OMNIFICS DADS PHONE NUMBER HAHAcall him and tell him that his son is gay

DON'T DO THAT

[quote=DirtyMort][quote=tojo][quote=Deer]
Dude you can see the number...[/quote]
ROFL LETS SHITPOST OMNIFICS DADS PHONE NUMBER HAHA[/quote]
call him and tell him that his son is gay[/quote]
DON'T DO THAT
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#245
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The original image is still quoted lmaoooo

The original image is still quoted lmaoooo
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#246
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Please don't i swear on my life

Please don't i swear on my life
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#247
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this is what happens when u shitpost

if u shitpost on tftv u shitpost in real life....

this is what happens when u shitpost


if u shitpost on tftv u shitpost in real life....
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#248
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hey man you might wanna delete the original screenshot you uploaded to imgur :~)

hey man you might wanna delete the original screenshot you uploaded to imgur :~)
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#249
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I dont have an account mods Plz? Please don't call my dad and tell him that I'm gay

I dont have an account mods Plz? Please don't call my dad and tell him that I'm gay
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#250
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nah I won't do that

deer might tho

nah I won't do that

deer might tho
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#251
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ASIAN GIRL POWER RANKINGS/DATING GUIDE BY CAPNFAPN 2K15
1. japanese
Japanese chicks are the dream girls of nerds and dudes in shitty indie rock bands. having a japanese girlfriend is something to brag about if you're friends with otakus. They will usually tolerate your anime obsession as long as you make it clear that you dont like her because she reminds you of your waifu. Compared to the other brands of asian's japanese women seem to be pretty rare in the US. I believe that this isn't an issue of population, but that the weebs have forced them into hiding so they can save their hymens. If you're not a weeb it might be best to stop being friends with weebs because she may think ur a weeb too. sometimes japanese girls actually really do like anime so always make sure to stalk them on social media before you plan your attack.

2.korean
Korean women are incredibly physically attractive. They have perfect S lines and beautiful legs, but you have to be careful. Lots of korean women these days are getting plastic surgery so if you fuck up and knock her up you may have to pay $30,000 so your kids arent ugly as shit. If she refuses to show you her drivers license or any pictures of her as a kid you know shes had some work done and should never ever ever get her pregnant.

3. fillipino
Fillipino's are widely considered to the mexicans of asia. They're conveniently available online and tend to be pretty chill. even when they do go crazy its pretty funny because for some reason whenever fillipino girl's get mad the colonization comes out and they turn full blood mexican. If you're accused of having yellow fever when people find out about her pretend youre an ignorant american and thought she was latina. Another bonus is that if a future asian girlfriend asks if your last girlfriend was asian you can show her a picture and tell her shes venezuelan. if you say mexican its too obvious that youre lying.

protip: if u wanna do anal with her just bring it up to her as colon colonization. she will be down for sure.

4. chinese
having a chinese girlfriend is like catching a zubat. yeah you caught a pokemon but she's common as shit. Chinese women are great if you're looking for a stereotypical nerdy asian girl to cuddle with you and your tiny cock while you watch dragonball z re-runs but all of the actually hot chinese chicks are batshit crazy goldiggers and should be treated like the plastic korean women.

ASIAN GIRL POWER RANKINGS/DATING GUIDE BY CAPNFAPN 2K15
1. japanese
Japanese chicks are the dream girls of nerds and dudes in shitty indie rock bands. having a japanese girlfriend is something to brag about if you're friends with otakus. They will usually tolerate your anime obsession as long as you make it clear that you dont like her because she reminds you of your waifu. Compared to the other brands of asian's japanese women seem to be pretty rare in the US. I believe that this isn't an issue of population, but that the weebs have forced them into hiding so they can save their hymens. If you're not a weeb it might be best to stop being friends with weebs because she may think ur a weeb too. sometimes japanese girls actually really do like anime so always make sure to stalk them on social media before you plan your attack.

2.korean
Korean women are incredibly physically attractive. They have perfect S lines and beautiful legs, but you have to be careful. Lots of korean women these days are getting plastic surgery so if you fuck up and knock her up you may have to pay $30,000 so your kids arent ugly as shit. If she refuses to show you her drivers license or any pictures of her as a kid you know shes had some work done and should never ever ever get her pregnant.

3. fillipino
Fillipino's are widely considered to the mexicans of asia. They're conveniently available online and tend to be pretty chill. even when they do go crazy its pretty funny because for some reason whenever fillipino girl's get mad the colonization comes out and they turn full blood mexican. If you're accused of having yellow fever when people find out about her pretend youre an ignorant american and thought she was latina. Another bonus is that if a future asian girlfriend asks if your last girlfriend was asian you can show her a picture and tell her shes venezuelan. if you say mexican its too obvious that youre lying.

protip: if u wanna do anal with her just bring it up to her as colon colonization. she will be down for sure.

4. chinese
having a chinese girlfriend is like catching a zubat. yeah you caught a pokemon but she's common as shit. Chinese women are great if you're looking for a stereotypical nerdy asian girl to cuddle with you and your tiny cock while you watch dragonball z re-runs but all of the actually hot chinese chicks are batshit crazy goldiggers and should be treated like the plastic korean women.
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#252
6 Frags +

ur like an hour too late for memes dude

ur like an hour too late for memes dude
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#253
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what about the Mongolians? Indians? Vietnamese? Indonesian? East Timorian? smh these rankings aren't even complete

what about the Mongolians? Indians? Vietnamese? Indonesian? East Timorian? smh these rankings aren't even complete
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#254
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http://puu.sh/kkGsP/c08fab2792.jpg

[img]http://puu.sh/kkGsP/c08fab2792.jpg[/img]
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#255
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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#256
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http://38.media.tumblr.com/6924c236130035c86bd1edcdbf1b2789/tumblr_inline_nv97cmCJ951rfcxq2_500.gif

mods are asleep post illegal pit moves

[img]http://38.media.tumblr.com/6924c236130035c86bd1edcdbf1b2789/tumblr_inline_nv97cmCJ951rfcxq2_500.gif[/img]

mods are asleep post illegal pit moves
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#257
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http://i.imgur.com/eavxvni.gif

[img]http://i.imgur.com/eavxvni.gif[/img]
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#258
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/a9ac11347557c037d08b456cb0c1d28e/tumblr_inline_nv976dPmgW1rfcxq2_500.gif

[img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/a9ac11347557c037d08b456cb0c1d28e/tumblr_inline_nv976dPmgW1rfcxq2_500.gif[/img]
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#259
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http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Snorlax+use+mosh_5e62c3_4213212.gif

[img]http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Snorlax+use+mosh_5e62c3_4213212.gif[/img]
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#260
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http://i.imgur.com/KsYpXaP.gif

[img]http://i.imgur.com/KsYpXaP.gif[/img]
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#261
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http://i.imgur.com/nmJEMrw.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/nmJEMrw.jpg[/img]
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#262
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Ha-ha! Thanks for the memes bros! We like to have fun around here.

Ha-ha! Thanks for the memes bros! We like to have fun around here.
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#263
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http://i.imgur.com/8CUDSLZ.gif

[img]http://i.imgur.com/8CUDSLZ.gif[/img]
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#264
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sorry guys i was asleep when my friends started shitposting dont worry im here now though

http://i.imgur.com/R97yyCS.jpg

sorry guys i was asleep when my friends started shitposting dont worry im here now though
[img]http://i.imgur.com/R97yyCS.jpg[/img]
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#265
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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/9b/95/119b95843c65bedce71aa0c9e22f29f2.jpg

[img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/9b/95/119b95843c65bedce71aa0c9e22f29f2.jpg[/img]
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#266
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bump

bump
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#267
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postig in legendary thread

postig in legendary thread
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#268
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Seeing a 6 year old post get necro'd and it's from your own circlejerk

https://media.tenor.com/images/b5b744b000097d4a2f11ffea0597192d/tenor.gif

Seeing a 6 year old post get necro'd and it's from your own circlejerk
[img]https://media.tenor.com/images/b5b744b000097d4a2f11ffea0597192d/tenor.gif[/img]
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#269
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great post!!!! a truly epic thread!!!!!

great post!!!! a truly epic thread!!!!!
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