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Comms that make a 6s mumble terrible
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#1
21 Frags +

So I'm pretty passionate about having effective comms while playing the video game Team Fortress 2. I figured as a community we could collectively make a list of useless things people commonly say in mumble so that by some slim chance it becomes common sense one day.

I'll start with a couple classics:

"They're all lit!""We should have pushed!"

The list goes on...

So I'm pretty passionate about having effective comms while playing the video game Team Fortress 2. I figured as a community we could collectively make a list of useless things people commonly say in mumble so that by some slim chance it becomes common sense one day.

I'll start with a couple classics:

[quote]"They're all lit!"[/quote]

[quote]"We should have pushed!"[/quote]

The list goes on...
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#2
44 Frags +
"They're going to roll us.""How are we losing to these shitlords?"
[quote]"They're going to roll us."[/quote]
[quote]"How are we losing to these shitlords?"[/quote]
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#3
Momentum Mod
22 Frags +

He's lit!
if there is anything dj big gig has told us, it's to call DAMAGE NUMBERS.

He's lit!
if there is anything dj big gig has told us, it's to call DAMAGE NUMBERS.
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#4
31 Frags +

"Why was no one watching flank?"

"Where was everyone?"

"I thought we were pushing?"

"I was the only one at <place>."

"I can't believe we're losing to <person>. He's such a shitty player."

"Ahaha kinda blazed right now ahahahha."

"Why was no one watching flank?"

"Where was everyone?"

"I thought we were pushing?"

"I was the only one at <place>."

"I can't believe we're losing to <person>. He's such a shitty player."

"Ahaha kinda blazed right now ahahahha."
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#5
20 Frags +
class is airshot
[quote]class is airshot[/quote]
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#6
20 Frags +

"hes so fucking hurt"
"how is he alive"
"why didnt he fucking pop"

guilty of all 3

"hes so fucking hurt"
"how is he alive"
"why didnt he fucking pop"

guilty of all 3
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#7
37 Frags +

"brb pizza's ready... gotta pick it up"

"brb pizza's ready... gotta pick it up"
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#8
16 Frags +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQoOqN32Vw0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQoOqN32Vw0
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#9
-11 Frags +

"The bison is so fucking good"

"Demo took 40 coming to mid, bison is fucking unreal"

"Fucking midair murdered that scout with the bison"

"This fucking gun is so good I swear"

"The bison is so fucking good"

"Demo took 40 coming to mid, bison is fucking unreal"

"Fucking midair murdered that scout with the bison"

"This fucking gun is so good I swear"
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#10
Momentum Mod
5 Frags +
drogohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQoOqN32Vw0

exactly

[quote=drogo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQoOqN32Vw0[/quote]
exactly
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#11
24 Frags +

"fuck this server"

"fuck this server"
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#12
-6 Frags +

'fuck flippers youre invisible hhahahahahha'

'fuck flippers youre invisible hhahahahahha'
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#13
-8 Frags +

"OMFG they're such fucking tryhards."

"MAAAAAAAAD?"

"OMFG they're such fucking tryhards."

"MAAAAAAAAD?"
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#14
26 Frags +

"shiiiit fuuuuck shiiit how did I live through all that?"

"Oh shit, I'm on blue team now"

PUFF"brb pizza's ready... gotta pick it up"

I'm not that easy.

"shiiiit fuuuuck shiiit how did I live through all that?"

"Oh shit, I'm on blue team now"

[quote=PUFF]"brb pizza's ready... gotta pick it up"[/quote]

I'm not that easy.
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#15
1 Frags +

"team?"
jk

"team?"
jk
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#16
0 Frags +
I'm so bad.

And this piece of comedy gold:

Look at this idiot bombing for no reason. He's so dumb.

Meanwhile it was the roamer making a distraction while both your scouts get picked by the combo.

[quote]I'm so bad.[/quote]

And this piece of comedy gold:

[quote]Look at this idiot bombing for no reason. He's so dumb.[/quote]

Meanwhile it was the roamer making a distraction while both your scouts get picked by the combo.
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#17
27 Frags +

I usually just start calling really low damage numbers when situations get tense.

I usually just start calling really low damage numbers when situations get tense.
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#18
4 Frags +
I can't fucking hit anythingThis is ridiculousIf I was having any less fun I'd be having a brain aneurysm
[quote]I can't fucking hit anything[/quote]
[quote]This is ridiculous[/quote]
[quote]If I was having any less fun I'd be having a brain aneurysm[/quote]
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#19
43 Frags +

medic took 4

medic took 4
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#20
22 Frags +

im mid fucking frag video

im mid fucking frag video
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#21
11 Frags +

"THEY SEE ME! THEY SEE ME! THEY SEE MEEEEEEE."

"THEY SEE ME! THEY SEE ME! THEY SEE MEEEEEEE."
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#22
5 Frags +

"that fucking medic should be dead" - me, all the time

"that fucking medic should be dead" - me, all the time
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#23
9 Frags +

'med took 149'

'med took 149'
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#24
34 Frags +
flippers'med took 149'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42xcVd62M8s

[quote=flippers]'med took 149'[/quote]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42xcVd62M8s[/youtube]
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#25
23 Frags +
crusgoing spycrusi'm fucking wastedmangachugoing spymythikali've been drinking tonight
[quote=crus]going spy[/quote]
[quote=crus]i'm fucking wasted[/quote]
[quote=mangachu]going spy[/quote]
[quote=mythikal]i've been drinking tonight[/quote]
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#26
19 Frags +
He's over there
[quote]He's over there[/quote]
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#27
27 Frags +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpvFdfXxbsA

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpvFdfXxbsA[/youtube]
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#28
44 Frags +
I forced the med. Med had to pop uber because I forced him to. It was me btw I forced the medic. Med forced.
[quote]I forced the med. Med had to pop uber because I forced him to. It was me btw I forced the medic. Med forced.[/quote]
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#29
2 Frags +

*Gets killed by scout*

Oh my god that scout is fucking trash
*Gets killed by scout*

[quote]Oh my god that scout is fucking trash[/quote]
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#30
1 Frags +

ryan "hes one fuckin hp" aponte

ryan "hes one fuckin hp" aponte
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