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Comms that make a 6s mumble terrible
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#31
4 Frags +
Hug!
[quote]Hug![/quote]
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#32
17 Frags +

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#33
36 Frags +

"can you please fucking kill him holy shit"
"thank you"

"can you please fucking kill him holy shit"
"thank you"
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#34
10 Frags +

"Playing this class makes me want to kill myself" -me playing medic.

"Playing this class makes me want to kill myself" -me playing medic.
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#35
9 Frags +

"That fucking scout must be wallhacking, no one checks that spot!"

"That fucking scout must be wallhacking, no one checks that spot!"
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#36
41 Frags +

When the whole team is telling you what to do as the last person alive.

When the whole team is telling you what to do as the last person alive.
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#37
4 Frags +

Can we get a "How to Comm" by indust?

Can we get a "How to Comm" by indust?
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#38
39 Frags +

" hes so hurt but he took the med pack"

" hes so hurt but he took the med pack"
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#39
20 Frags +

" stop missing your shots" -dead player spectating you

" stop missing your shots" -dead player spectating you
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#40
8 Frags +

"soldier's raped" - cosa

"soldier's raped" - cosa
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#41
22 Frags +

Pretty much an exultant use of the word "rape".

Pretty much an exultant use of the word "rape".
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#42
5 Frags +

"no reg"

"no reg"
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#43
10 Frags +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQoOqN32Vw0

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQoOqN32Vw0[/youtube]
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#44
14 Frags +
spadezhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQoOqN32Vw0drogohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQoOqN32Vw0
[quote=spadez][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQoOqN32Vw0[/youtube][/quote]

[quote=drogo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQoOqN32Vw0[/quote]
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#45
-6 Frags +

"......." - Tons of people

"I'm going to hide in the spot - this time it will work" - every roamer

"BUT YOU TOLD ME TO" - Endless

"I'm going pyro if they push" - Marxist

"I'm dead x took 38" - everybody

"x is over there/here/close"

"I'm chasing" - scouts

"that kritz would have been great but I didn't have anything loaded" - Demomens

"I'm going spy - they totally won't expect me to go spy 6 times in a row" - Iarerobot

"They have Uber? We do too? Yeah? OK fuck it I'm jumping" - smooth

"......." - Tons of people


"I'm going to hide in the spot - this time it will work" - every roamer

"BUT YOU TOLD ME TO" - Endless

"I'm going pyro if they push" - Marxist

"I'm dead x took 38" - everybody

"x is over there/here/close"

"I'm chasing" - scouts

"that kritz would have been great but I didn't have anything loaded" - Demomens

"I'm going spy - they totally won't expect me to go spy 6 times in a row" - Iarerobot

"They have Uber? We do too? Yeah? OK fuck it I'm jumping" - smooth
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#46
2 Frags +
2sy_morphiend"The bison is so fucking good"

"Demo took 40 coming to mid, bison is fucking unreal"

"Fucking midair murdered that scout with the bison"

"This fucking gun is so good I swear"

cough cough breloom

[quote=2sy_morphiend]"The bison is so fucking good"

"Demo took 40 coming to mid, bison is fucking unreal"

"Fucking midair murdered that scout with the bison"

"This fucking gun is so good I swear"[/quote]
cough cough breloom
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#47
-2 Frags +
"BEHIND YOU!"
[quote]"BEHIND YOU!"[/quote]
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#48
25 Frags +

mix^ Platinum: ok so what's going on, cause we're just getting raped by this shit team

mix^ Platinum: ok so what's going on, cause we're just getting raped by this shit team
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#49
0 Frags +

Complaining about reg

Complaining about reg
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#50
4 Frags +

"fuck this shit"

"Try fighting me without a buff"

"HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?"

"why didn't you push?"

Guilty of the last two sadly.

"fuck this shit"

"Try fighting me without a buff"

"HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?"

"why didn't you push?"

Guilty of the last two sadly.
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#51
8 Frags +

"Do damage now" -Billuster

"Do damage now" -Billuster
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#52
19 Frags +

oh and the glorious

" THEY ARE ALL RAPED WHY IS NO ONE FOLLOWING UP ON MY DAMAGE" -only person alive

oh and the glorious

" THEY ARE ALL RAPED WHY IS NO ONE FOLLOWING UP ON MY DAMAGE" -only person alive
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#53
11 Frags +

"He's so fucking lit - wait nevermind" me countless times

"He's so fucking lit - wait nevermind" me countless times
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#54
6 Frags +

"FUCKING LAG" -viscamus 2013 <3

"FUCKING LAG" -viscamus 2013 <3
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#55
6 Frags +
Azrael"He's so fucking lit - wait nevermind" me countless times

this, hahahah. always gets me killed

[quote=Azrael]"He's so fucking lit - wait nevermind" me countless times[/quote]

this, hahahah. always gets me killed
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#56
21 Frags +

When I was medic for a team, I got told this after I died to a trap.

"Dude, you *medic* should check for traps, not the pocket"

When I was medic for a team, I got told this after I died to a trap.

"Dude, you *medic* should check for traps, not the pocket"
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#57
18 Frags +

"guys i bombed them and did a ton of damage, literally all of them were looking at me and wasted all of their ammo. what were you possibly doing that whole time?"

the roamer anthem

"guys i bombed them and did a ton of damage, literally all of them were looking at me and wasted all of their ammo. what were you possibly doing that whole time?"

the roamer anthem
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#58
11 Frags +

Fatguy when he's lagging

Fatguy: "I CAN'T FUCKING HIT HIM!!!"
Yeremy: "Kenny, shut up! Focus on the game"
Fatguy: "NO YOU SHUT UP! OH MY GOD I'M LAGGING SO FUCKING HARD WHAT THE HELL!!!"

Couple Seconds Later
Fatguy: Medic took 4.

Fatguy when he's lagging

Fatguy: "I CAN'T FUCKING HIT HIM!!!"
Yeremy: "Kenny, shut up! Focus on the game"
Fatguy: "NO YOU SHUT UP! OH MY GOD I'M LAGGING SO FUCKING HARD WHAT THE HELL!!!"

[b][i]Couple Seconds Later[/i][/b]
Fatguy: Medic took 4.
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#59
6 Frags +

"AAIIRSHOOOOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"

"AAIIRSHOOOOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
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#60
3 Frags +

Some of these don't really follow the thread's topic, but I still wanna share these.

My team's name is "Med Took 3", so there's that.

Stuff I know I've said:

"Ah shit, I'm juggled, I'm gonna die. I'm dead."

"Sticks here" *med dies to sticks* "Ok, we're gonna hold last."

"No sticks" *med dies to sticks* "Oh, I guess he put them over there instead."

"Oh-hoho that guy just got pooped on."

Comms from 'Med Took 3' this season:

"I don't want you here, med," says I. "Don't worry, I can jump this fence like a Mexican" - Klepp (Snakewater, holding 2nd, sawroom side)

*Shooting the soccer ball in pre-match* "Now I see why kids in Africa find this so much fun," says I. "Yeah, cause they use guns for this too" - Griev

"I just killed like 700 fish at work today" - Clown

"There's a soldier about to jump me, guys... guys... guys... I killed him." - Klepp

Some of these don't really follow the thread's topic, but I still wanna share these.

My team's name is "Med Took 3", so there's that.

Stuff I know I've said:

"Ah shit, I'm juggled, I'm gonna die. I'm dead."

"Sticks here" *med dies to sticks* "Ok, we're gonna hold last."

"No sticks" *med dies to sticks* "Oh, I guess he put them over there instead."

"Oh-hoho that guy just got pooped on."

Comms from 'Med Took 3' this season:

"I don't want you here, med," says I. "Don't worry, I can jump this fence like a Mexican" - Klepp (Snakewater, holding 2nd, sawroom side)

*Shooting the soccer ball in pre-match* "Now I see why kids in Africa find this so much fun," says I. "Yeah, cause they use guns for this too" - Griev

"I just killed like 700 fish at work today" - Clown

"There's a soldier about to jump me, guys... guys... guys... I killed him." - Klepp
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