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Comms that make a 6s mumble terrible
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#91
12 Frags +
KohakuHow about when you lose mid because from rollout until mid is over, your entire team is having a serious debate about the question of whether it is preferable to suck your own dick or fuck yourself in the ass, and the epistemological implications of both choices.

I fucking hate my team so much.

The would you fuck a fat girl or a hot tranny argument was much more heated tbh

[quote=Kohaku]How about when you lose mid because from rollout until mid is over, your entire team is having a serious debate about the question of whether it is preferable to suck your own dick or fuck yourself in the ass, and the epistemological implications of both choices.

I fucking hate my team so much.[/quote]

The would you fuck a fat girl or a hot tranny argument was much more heated tbh
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#92
6 Frags +

"WHY DIDN'T YOU POP????? WHAT THE FUCK!"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU POP????? WHAT THE FUCK!"
93
#93
29 Frags +

*disappointed exhale*

*disappointed exhale*
94
#94
3 Frags +

"I SWEAR I popped that uber!"

"I [i]SWEAR[/i] I popped that uber!"
95
#95
2 Frags +

"This is going in the frag video!"

"This is going in the frag video!"
96
#96
27 Frags +

*mechanical keyboards*

*mechanical keyboards*
97
#97
8 Frags +

"I'm dead. WTF WHY IS HE THERE???"

"I'm dead. WTF WHY IS HE THERE???"
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#98
2 Frags +

"OMG! L8R NERD" -says the pocket as he gets a worthless airshot because his medic died

"OMG! L8R NERD" -says the pocket as he gets a worthless airshot because his medic died
99
#99
0 Frags +

"Don't get raped." -Your pocket

"Don't get raped." -Your pocket
100
#100
14 Frags +

"WHO DOES THAT"

"WHO DOES THAT"
101
#101
2 Frags +

"Wow, this guy fucking sucks, he can't even hit me once"
*meatshot*
"WOW!!! THIS GUY IS SHIT"

"Wow, this guy fucking sucks, he can't even hit me once"
*meatshot*
"WOW!!! THIS GUY IS SHIT"
102
#102
2 Frags +

"These guys are so bad." (while your team is currently losing)

"These guys are so bad." (while your team is currently losing)
103
#103
4 Frags +
..Uh they have a sniper.. (instead of calling sniper position)..Uh we have a sniper.. (no warning from the offending offclasser)
[quote]..Uh they have a sniper.. (instead of calling sniper position)[/quote]

[quote]..Uh we have a sniper.. (no warning from the offending offclasser)[/quote]
104
#104
1 Frags +

"cba playing properly against these retards"

usually followed by losing to these afromentioned retards

"cba playing properly against these retards"

usually followed by losing to these afromentioned retards
105
#105
7 Frags +

"He's really going to chase that?"
^after being killed by someone chasing him

"He's really going to chase that?"
^after being killed by someone chasing him
106
#106
4 Frags +

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.
107
#107
1 Frags +
Key"OMG! L8R NERD" -says the pocket as he gets a worthless airshot because his medic died

Key pls.

Also, "Med down!" - roamer on last as the last one alive, as their demo caps the point.

[quote=Key]"OMG! L8R NERD" -says the pocket as he gets a worthless airshot because his medic died[/quote]

Key pls.

Also, "Med down!" - roamer on last as the last one alive, as their demo caps the point.
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#108
0 Frags +
I KILLED A GUY I DID MY JOB

-me post wipe

I JUMPED IN AND GOT FUCKED FUCK

-me just before wipe

I am sooooooooooooo bad

-me whenever

I really shouldn't talk

[quote]I KILLED A GUY I DID MY JOB [/quote]
-me post wipe
[quote]I JUMPED IN AND GOT FUCKED FUCK[/quote]
-me just before wipe
[quote]I am sooooooooooooo bad[/quote]
-me whenever

I really shouldn't talk
109
#109
6 Frags +
wtf 10 dmg meatshot
[quote]wtf 10 dmg meatshot[/quote]
110
#110
0 Frags +

"I DROPPED THEIR MEDIC I THINK HE HAD UBER"
"guys their med dropped!!!!!!"
"WOOO MED DROPPED I'M THE BEST"

best part is afterwards we're going over stuff and somebody's like "I never heard that their med went down" and i'm like "i dropped him like 4 times"
comms

"I DROPPED THEIR MEDIC I THINK HE HAD UBER"
"guys their med dropped!!!!!!"
"WOOO MED DROPPED I'M THE BEST"

best part is afterwards we're going over stuff and somebody's like "I never heard that their med went down" and i'm like "i dropped him like 4 times"
comms
111
#111
1 Frags +

Every word that escapes my lips

Every word that escapes my lips
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#112
6 Frags +

(I uber before the round in cp_edifice new map pugs.)...
"What the fuck Turin"
"I HIT LEFT CLICK WHAT THE UTTER FUCK"
"No you didn't"
later...
"Guys it turns out my pop uber was bound to left click"

(I uber before the round in cp_edifice new map pugs.)...
"What the fuck Turin"
"I HIT LEFT CLICK WHAT THE UTTER FUCK"
"No you didn't"
later...
"Guys it turns out my pop uber was bound to left click"
113
#113
-4 Frags +
Turin(I uber before the round in cp_edifice new map pugs.)...
"What the fuck Turin"
"I HIT LEFT CLICK WHAT THE UTTER FUCK"
"No you didn't"
later...
"Guys it turns out my pop uber was bound to left click"

In that case it should have popped...

[quote=Turin](I uber before the round in cp_edifice new map pugs.)...
"What the fuck Turin"
"I HIT LEFT CLICK WHAT THE UTTER FUCK"
"No you didn't"
later...
"Guys it turns out my pop uber was bound to left click"[/quote]
In that case it should have popped...
114
#114
6 Frags +

The words 'raped' and 'faggot'. They pop up way too much.

The words 'raped' and 'faggot'. They pop up way too much.
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#115
2 Frags +
TurboTabshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTD3wDofIDY

When he is screaming on the top of his lungs fuuuck pop, and then all of a sudden still sound angry and he screams NIICE!! My sides are destroyed

[quote=TurboTabs][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTD3wDofIDY[/youtube][/quote]
When he is screaming on the top of his lungs fuuuck pop, and then all of a sudden still sound angry and he screams NIICE!! My sides are destroyed
116
#116
2 Frags +

Anything that starts with "why" probably doesn't belong in a match.

Also yay for our mumble recordings above ^^^

Anything that starts with "why" probably doesn't belong in a match.

Also yay for our mumble recordings above ^^^
117
#117
0 Frags +

"sniper somewhere"

"sniper somewhere"
118
#118
4 Frags +
Azrael"sniper somewhere"

ain't not a damn thing wrong with that comm

[quote=Azrael]"sniper somewhere"[/quote]
ain't not a damn thing wrong with that comm
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#119
0 Frags +

"FOCUS HEALS ON ME, FUCK EVERYONE ELSE, I'M THE POCKET" (as your flank withers away and dies)

"I am literally the greatest" (after baiting your entire team and cleaning up frags with 6 dmg shots)

"FOCUS HEALS ON ME, FUCK EVERYONE ELSE, I'M THE POCKET" (as your flank withers away and dies)

"I am literally the greatest" (after baiting your entire team and cleaning up frags with 6 dmg shots)
120
#120
5 Frags +
Paddie"FOCUS HEALS ON ME, FUCK EVERYONE ELSE, I'M THE POCKET" (as your flank withers away and dies)

"I am literally the greatest" (after baiting your entire team and cleaning up frags with 6 dmg shots)

that is awfully specific

[quote=Paddie]"FOCUS HEALS ON ME, FUCK EVERYONE ELSE, I'M THE POCKET" (as your flank withers away and dies)

"I am literally the greatest" (after baiting your entire team and cleaning up frags with 6 dmg shots)[/quote]
that is awfully specific
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