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torrit..sukintoes hopes to set foot in Premiership
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Aelkyr
January 21, 2019

Created after last season ended, torrit..sukintoes is the latest project of Joseph, one of the most experienced players in ETF2L with almost 250 matches played, as well as one of the most determined, seeing as this will be his sixth attempt at getting into the league's Premiership division.

Apart from the Yorkshire yak himself, the team also boasts the most top-level experience out of all teams currently in contention for the last spots. Both Opti and Swi have already played a season in the top flight, and Matthes and toemas were a part of the Timed Out team that finished 7th at Insomnia 63. torrit completes the roster on the medic position, having previously missed Prem by a toe nail, as he played on the old Faint Gaming EU squad before being replaced by seeds and thus missing out on promotion.

We’ve reached Joseph, who was happy to present his opinions on the other teams in the Preseason qualifiers.

I think we should get through playoffs as none of these teams worry us too much, we've played all of them except for quasar, they're now looking pretty strong with Collaide joining the roster, so that's a bit of an unknown. We also felt really comfortable against the other teams in scrims so it'll be interesting to see how it plays out, hopefully we'll be getting our asses handed to us in Prem and getting a solid bottom table finish this season.

Eager to work out their kinks together, the torrit..sukintoes roster is :

  • Scout: Swi
  • Scout: toemas
  • Roamer: Opti
  • Pocket: Matthes
  • Demoman: Joseph
  • Medic: torrit
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GO MATT AND TOE AND TORRIT :D

GO MATT AND TOE AND TORRIT :D
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#2
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please help me im suffering from a terrible disease

please help me im suffering from a terrible disease
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torritToday at 12:36 AM
help guys im addicted to toe sucking
no like i think im legit starting to develop a foot fetish because of all these memes
its actually very disconcerting to me
i dont actually like feet
at least i shouldnt
i didnt before

torritToday at 12:36 AM
help guys im addicted to toe sucking
no like i think im legit starting to develop a foot fetish because of all these memes
its actually very disconcerting to me
i dont actually like feet
at least i shouldnt
i didnt before
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#4
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i thought leaving invite would cure him of his woes

i thought leaving invite would cure him of his woes
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/480817713019748364/536745473239941140/unknown.png

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/480817713019748364/536745473239941140/unknown.png[/img]
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#6
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the foot jokes in this article make me uncomfortable

the foot jokes in this article make me uncomfortable
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go swi

go swi
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#8
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Opti solly... Now that's big!

Opti solly... Now that's big!
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#9
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The standard of team names these days is incredibly low.

Bring back Dyslexic Untied.

The standard of team names these days is incredibly low.

Bring back Dyslexic Untied.
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They certainly have some big shoes to fill with a prem debut. Good luck to em.

They certainly have some big shoes to fill with a prem debut. Good luck to em.
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#11
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Murkscribe, hide your mother. This man is on a rampage.

Murkscribe, hide your mother. This man is on a rampage.
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#12
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heck yea

heck yea
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#13
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all these old heads coming out of the woodworks wtf

all these old heads coming out of the woodworks wtf
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@torrit if i suck ur toes, can i get a jersey?

@torrit if i suck ur toes, can i get a jersey?
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#15
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Miju@torrit if i suck ur toes, can i get a jersey?

He likes sucking toes not the other way round dolt

[quote=Miju]@torrit if i suck ur toes, can i get a jersey?[/quote]

He likes sucking toes not the other way round dolt
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GL

GL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpta4ZQ_m6o

Created by Dan "t0rrit" Schnider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpta4ZQ_m6o

Created by Dan "t0rrit" Schnider
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#18
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fuck this game

fuck this game
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#19
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Matthesfuck this game
[quote=Matthes]fuck this game[/quote]
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