best pub quotes

#871

GrapeJuiceIII

13 Frags – +

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/919169066120117248/10F7A964DE66DE9CCBC75B2B6EE2F9AA3DBE4E5F/
you just cant make this up

#872

Spanns

2 Frags – +

https://i.imgur.com/xJj1YO5.png

#873

dogb

1 Frags – +

Charizard hellcase.com : im a hoovy pls dont kill me

#874

Lupus

32 Frags – +

Some german kid adds me after pub.

Lupus: whats up
TITANIUM WHITE^: hey ure little cancerslut some rape? :P
TITANIUM WHITE^: hey any class u want u little homofagg
TITANIUM WHITE^: hey dats no joke but u are...:P
TITANIUM WHITE^: little cancerbitch goggo 2 mins...
TITANIUM WHITE^: ure just a little homo..add me if u want some rap...
TITANIUM WHITE^ is now Offline.
Lupus: what just happened

Some german kid adds me after pub.

Lupus: whats up
TITANIUM WHITE^: hey ure little cancerslut some rape? :P
TITANIUM WHITE^: hey any class u want u little homofagg
TITANIUM WHITE^: hey dats no joke but u are...:P
TITANIUM WHITE^: little cancerbitch goggo 2 mins...
TITANIUM WHITE^: ure just a little homo..add me if u want some rap...
TITANIUM WHITE^ is now Offline.
Lupus: what just happened

#875

telephone_fan

2 Frags – +

he just wanted to show off his fire rapping skills dude

#876

himari_tf

10 Frags – +

carpet : cant play well my arms are weak

#877

seanisgone

6 Frags – +

My friend and I were trying to get colat kills in a pub and a guy added me
laggy and low open: hello?
Eggos Waffles: Nice rage quit lmao
laggy and low open: ?
laggy and low open: did you really add me just to say that
Eggos Waffles: No skill machina bodyshotd
Eggos Waffles: Pathetic
Eggos Waffles: Mge me
laggy and low open: lets fucking go lad
Eggos Waffles: K add me
laggy and low open: join mr
Eggos Waffles: Y haven't added me fgt
Eggos Waffles: Scared pussy
Eggos Waffles is now Offline.
He blocked me...

#878

Jw321123

5 Frags – +

Sean_

that same guy added me lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/8011mh/what_you_get_for_using_the_iron_bomber/

[quote=Sean_][/quote]

that same guy added me lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/8011mh/what_you_get_for_using_the_iron_bomber/

#879

All_Over_RS

25 Frags – +

https://i.imgur.com/1MQ2pfk.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1MQ2pfk.png[/img]

#880

glass

18 Frags – +

dora the faggot has joined the game
dora the faggot has joined the game
dora the faggot has joined the game

#881

-wax

9 Frags – +

*DEAD* tukan57 : My name... is the piss man....
*DEAD* tukan57 : I deliver piss to people....
tukan57 : xdD

#882

-wax

8 Frags – +

lelzisamaze : tukan that really PISSES me off
*DEAD* tukan57 : Oh lelzisamaze, PISS off!
*DEAD* tukan57 : xD
*DEAD* lelzisamaze : board gamer ur pissing me off xSD
lelzisamaze : xD
lelzisamaze : sometimes the red team pisses on me and it make for pissy puns and it pisses me off xDDD

these guys need to chill

lelzisamaze : tukan that really PISSES me off
*DEAD* tukan57 : Oh lelzisamaze, PISS off!
*DEAD* tukan57 : xD
*DEAD* lelzisamaze : board gamer ur pissing me off xSD
lelzisamaze : xD
lelzisamaze : sometimes the red team pisses on me and it make for pissy puns and it pisses me off xDDD

these guys need to chill

#883

Maky

1 Frags – +

XXxurmomgey249xXX: Do you enjoy being gay you fucking faggot?
Maky!~: Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

#884

bicycleforrats

4 Frags – +

Cole the Engy 21 engineer.tf : i hide and abuse women in my basemen

#885

Alicia1337

7 Frags – +

*SPEC* redacted : you're the hacking i spectated you are did
*SPEC* redacted : alicia i spected you are Hacking you had flicks and non human Aim
*SPEC* redacted : hey Alicia why are you retardly shooting your gun
*SPEC* redacted : did i triggred you
*SPEC* redacted : welp i'm not dealing with Hacking Bullshit and boy friend Worth difrent Gender Combo so i'm gonna spectate

#886

Antimoon

6 Frags – +

https://i.imgur.com/dYgKCrA.png

#887

Dwapking

1 Frags – +

(TEAM) BennyDaBoi : i like buttstabbing people

#888

Shylo

2 Frags – +

*DEAD* Bronze V Rick Hentai : is god even a thing

Bronze V Rick Hentai : i thought this server was fun
Bronze V Rick Hentai : then the w m1s came
Bronze V Rick Hentai : i am out
Weeaboo [Xg] Brunche : I've always been here

*DEAD* Bronze V Rick Hentai : is god even a thing

Bronze V Rick Hentai : i thought this server was fun
Bronze V Rick Hentai : then the w m1s came
Bronze V Rick Hentai : i am out
Weeaboo [Xg] Brunche : I've always been here

#889

Alto

7 Frags – +

P. Diddly : ok
P. Diddly : so you have to fuck one of the rugrats
P. Diddly : which one
womanlover69 lf sexhaver420 : chucky
Orvid : the one called 'gun'
womanlover69 lf sexhaver420 : every time
Kumat0ra B>Quicksells : DILL
Kumat0ra B>Quicksells : NO TEETH

#890

_Kermit

6 Frags – +

REDHOT : kermit did i just see a sidespin-flick-headshot
REDHOT : That....
REDHOT : hmmm

#891

TailorTF

Stream Highlights

1 Frags – +

*DEAD* HeadlessTheHexman : remember kids
*DEAD* HeadlessTheHexman : dont go sniper on hightower
*DEAD* HeadlessTheHexman : cuz the trolldier is gonna fuck you
Airborne : damnit i was gonna say that
Jermark : theres already a sniper in are team

#892

Shylo

4 Frags – +

>:] : put an egg in my ass and fuck me so hard you can scramble it

#893

RonnieJ

-3 Frags – +

10:56PM - dk Karl: nigger
10:56PM - dk Karl: im the best player in hl
10:56PM - dk Karl: su kme

#894

nyk

11 Frags – +

Fehuj : my motto _ blue medic never hil
Fehuj : hill

#895

michael-

5 Frags – +

RonnieJ10:56PM - dk Karl: nigger
10:56PM - dk Karl: im the best player in hl
10:56PM - dk Karl: su kme

wasted karl doesn't count

[quote=RonnieJ]10:56PM - dk Karl: nigger
10:56PM - dk Karl: im the best player in hl
10:56PM - dk Karl: su kme[/quote]

wasted karl doesn't count

#896

Moerman

-1 Frags – +

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Mr. grammar nazi : greshnuk shame on you you stupid cunt kys being a m1 pyro you cunt stop or imma rape your mum and your sister with my dog and
Mr. grammar nazi : im gonna kill them
*DEAD* RobTheKid : 0_0
The best shop in Scotland : how2anime?
Mr. grammar nazi : the best shop in england go kys you stupid bitch nobody likes you and u dont have a girl and u forever alone and kys and my pet
Mr. grammar nazi : parrot is gonna rape ur sister
JeGhost : rofl
Mr. grammar nazi : and i am gonna rape ur mum
RobTheKid : so you'll finally lose your virginity grammar nazi
JeGhost : amn
JeGhost : damn
Mr. grammar nazi : SHUT UP U GAY FUCK GO KYS OR MY PARROT IS GONNA TASTE UR SISTERS ASS
The best shop in Scotland : parrot?
Mr. grammar nazi : and my turtle is gonna fuck her
RobTheKid : what animals do you have?
RobTheKid : you live in the zoo?
RobTheKid : are you a chimpanzee?
JeGhost : this means your turtle will loose his virginity before you lmao
Mr. grammar nazi : kys
The best shop in Scotland : how2fap
RobTheKid : jeghost, we have to count in turtleyears
RobTheKid : like 1 human year is maybe 6 turtleyears
Mr. grammar nazi : im sending my parrot to fuck your mum now
RobTheKid : can he fly? or you gon call an uber?
Mr. grammar nazi : she is gonna have a baby with a parrot
Mr. grammar nazi : it will come out of its egg
JeGhost : you gotta have have some bad memories with animals fucking your family lol
RobTheKid : :D
*DEAD* Segaretka : ͡°͜ʖ͡°
RobTheKid : tell me more about your horses
The best shop in Scotland : how2horse?
Mr. grammar nazi : i dont have a horse but i can buy it and it will rape ur mum and sister and maybe dad
RobTheKid : but what if the horse doesn't want
*DEAD* The best shop in Scotland : hahahahahhaa
*DEAD* Lord Estellio Sykens : lol
Mr. grammar nazi : then ill buy another horse and he will do it or imma rape his familly
RobTheKid : you know how much a horse costs?
*DEAD* The best shop in Scotland : 15 euro
*DEAD* Lord Estellio Sykens : pretty a much
JeGhost : he is getting well paid by getting fucked by animals so he can afford alot of them
RobTheKid : horses trained to rape cost about a small-medium car
*DEAD*(TEAM) BoKnightley : ...
RobTheKid : in that case
kostakoksi : wtf is this converstation
Mr. grammar nazi : i dont het fucked by them i either fuck them or getting them to fuck someone
RobTheKid : what would you buy? a car or a rapehorse?
DongExpander9000 : i just came here and im confused
Mr. grammar nazi : a rapehorse
Mr. grammar nazi : so it could rape ur sister
Lord Estellio Sykens : not this time
JeGhost : the grammar started fllaming everyone
RobTheKid : can you drive the horse? or jsut ride it?
JeGhost : and now talking about horses fucking our families
JeGhost : just normal shit
Mr. grammar nazi : i dont need to they work for me as rapers
RobTheKid : what if the horse can't get an erection at the moment of truth? how about that?
RobTheKid : these are all things a rapehorsekeeper has to look out for
Mr. grammar nazi : he has to or imma rape his familly and him
JeGhost : well i guess he will give him a head and wait for him to get an erection
RobTheKid : so you gon rape the rapehorsefamily then?
Mr. grammar nazi : yea
*DEAD* kostakoksi : omg
Mr. grammar nazi : yea
kostakoksi : what is wrong with you
JeGhost : everything
Mr. grammar nazi : shut up ur gay

[spoiler]Mr. grammar nazi : greshnuk shame on you you stupid cunt kys being a m1 pyro you cunt stop or imma rape your mum and your sister with my dog and
Mr. grammar nazi : im gonna kill them
*DEAD* RobTheKid : 0_0
The best shop in Scotland : how2anime?
Mr. grammar nazi : the best shop in england go kys you stupid bitch nobody likes you and u dont have a girl and u forever alone and kys and my pet
Mr. grammar nazi : parrot is gonna rape ur sister
JeGhost : rofl
Mr. grammar nazi : and i am gonna rape ur mum
RobTheKid : so you'll finally lose your virginity grammar nazi
JeGhost : amn
JeGhost : damn
Mr. grammar nazi : SHUT UP U GAY FUCK GO KYS OR MY PARROT IS GONNA TASTE UR SISTERS ASS
The best shop in Scotland : parrot?
Mr. grammar nazi : and my turtle is gonna fuck her
RobTheKid : what animals do you have?
RobTheKid : you live in the zoo?
RobTheKid : are you a chimpanzee?
JeGhost : this means your turtle will loose his virginity before you lmao
Mr. grammar nazi : kys
The best shop in Scotland : how2fap
RobTheKid : jeghost, we have to count in turtleyears
RobTheKid : like 1 human year is maybe 6 turtleyears
Mr. grammar nazi : im sending my parrot to fuck your mum now
RobTheKid : can he fly? or you gon call an uber?
Mr. grammar nazi : she is gonna have a baby with a parrot
Mr. grammar nazi : it will come out of its egg
JeGhost : you gotta have have some bad memories with animals fucking your family lol
RobTheKid : :D
*DEAD* Segaretka : ͡°͜ʖ͡°
RobTheKid : tell me more about your horses
The best shop in Scotland : how2horse?
Mr. grammar nazi : i dont have a horse but i can buy it and it will rape ur mum and sister and maybe dad
RobTheKid : but what if the horse doesn't want
*DEAD* The best shop in Scotland : hahahahahhaa
*DEAD* Lord Estellio Sykens : lol
Mr. grammar nazi : then ill buy another horse and he will do it or imma rape his familly
RobTheKid : you know how much a horse costs?
*DEAD* The best shop in Scotland : 15 euro
*DEAD* Lord Estellio Sykens : pretty a much
JeGhost : he is getting well paid by getting fucked by animals so he can afford alot of them
RobTheKid : horses trained to rape cost about a small-medium car
*DEAD*(TEAM) BoKnightley : ...
RobTheKid : in that case
kostakoksi : wtf is this converstation
Mr. grammar nazi : i dont het fucked by them i either fuck them or getting them to fuck someone
RobTheKid : what would you buy? a car or a rapehorse?
DongExpander9000 : i just came here and im confused
Mr. grammar nazi : a rapehorse
Mr. grammar nazi : so it could rape ur sister
Lord Estellio Sykens : not this time
JeGhost : the grammar started fllaming everyone
RobTheKid : can you drive the horse? or jsut ride it?
JeGhost : and now talking about horses fucking our families
JeGhost : just normal shit
Mr. grammar nazi : i dont need to they work for me as rapers
RobTheKid : what if the horse can't get an erection at the moment of truth? how about that?
RobTheKid : these are all things a rapehorsekeeper has to look out for
Mr. grammar nazi : he has to or imma rape his familly and him
JeGhost : well i guess he will give him a head and wait for him to get an erection
RobTheKid : so you gon rape the rapehorsefamily then?
Mr. grammar nazi : yea
*DEAD* kostakoksi : omg
Mr. grammar nazi : yea
kostakoksi : what is wrong with you
JeGhost : everything
Mr. grammar nazi : shut up ur gay[/spoiler]

#897

LegendaryRQA

-2 Frags – +

https://i.imgur.com/eLpqraG.png

#898

priestmuffin

-2 Frags – +

*DEAD* HOTT PASTRAMI EXCELLNCE: hacker

#899

jrod

9 Frags – +

*DEAD* mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) : guys what classes are aloud
*DEAD* mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) : i cant play
*DEAD* mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) : why?
crib tax (Score:20) defeats CreativeName (Score:8) in duel to 20 on Gullywash Middle.
*SPEC* Steven : !add
*DEAD* mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) : this serevr sucks!
mydragons456 (TRADE.TF) left the game (Disconnect by user.)

#900

Nursey

14 Frags – +

slemnish : corsas feet are rly cute
corsa : ty