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391
#391
18 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/KeIhldh.png

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KeIhldh.png[/IMG]
392
#392
12 Frags +

Potable Dongus : Have you ever wanted to grab your barber's DICK?

Potable Dongus : Have you ever wanted to grab your barber's DICK?
393
#393
4 Frags +

TST:R0B1N : i never miss the air shoot

TST:R0B1N : i never miss the air shoot
394
#394
16 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/5AVD4Eh.png

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5AVD4Eh.png[/IMG]
395
#395
6 Frags +

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/96106427695792879/BAA3D62A9C50EB6C60CD16BB8859CD2A82790554/

[img]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/96106427695792879/BAA3D62A9C50EB6C60CD16BB8859CD2A82790554/[/img]
396
#396
12 Frags +
Moistest : Just suck his dick already smhWithdrawnation : dont taunt at me I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE GOODPUPPY : server keeps undoing puppys weapon switch
Aviian : did you just refer to yourself in third person
alvarogtx : asqueroso mexicano :v
[El TIBURON] : no japanese
*SPEC* severley disabled child : jose im gonna deport u
jose.juarez.1999 : try it
jose.juarez.1999 : pussy
¿♠️? Plutia ♛♥ : nice tracking
¿♠️? Plutia ♛♥ : but fuck you tho
*SPEC* in between hole n balls : ive never seen average celebrated so muchJessE : sorry lol, doing like 10 things right now, is there a cheat code to managing people irl?*SPEC* cthulhuzrule : ur fucking cheating!
*SPEC* cthulhuzrule : and my isp is fucking dick
egg : reminder soldier is the worst class in the game but has advantages on almost every map
[quote]Moistest : Just suck his dick already smh[/quote]

[quote]Withdrawnation : dont taunt at me I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE GOOD
[/quote]
[quote]PUPPY : server keeps undoing puppys weapon switch
Aviian : did you just refer to yourself in third person
[/quote]
[quote]alvarogtx : asqueroso mexicano :v
[El TIBURON] : no japanese
[/quote]
[quote]*SPEC* severley disabled child : jose im gonna deport u
jose.juarez.1999 : try it
jose.juarez.1999 : pussy
[/quote]
[quote]¿♠️? Plutia ♛♥ : nice tracking
¿♠️? Plutia ♛♥ : but fuck you tho
[/quote]
[quote]*SPEC* in between hole n balls : ive never seen average celebrated so much[/quote]

[quote]JessE : sorry lol, doing like 10 things right now, is there a cheat code to managing people irl?[/quote]

[quote]*SPEC* cthulhuzrule : ur fucking cheating!
*SPEC* cthulhuzrule : and my isp is fucking dick
[/quote]
[quote]egg : reminder soldier is the worst class in the game but has advantages on almost every map
[/quote]
397
#397
43 Frags +

Bourbon Hans : whelp, this server is cancer
Bourbon Hans left the game (Disconnect by user.)
B3 : now its not

Bourbon Hans : whelp, this server is cancer
Bourbon Hans left the game (Disconnect by user.)
B3 : now its not
398
#398
15 Frags +

MineFurryLPs : I miss quick play it was so much better back then
Ebonstrizzle : yeh
Emanresu : yeah, why did they remove that feature?
Bob Gymlan : i dunno
Ebonstrizzle : 'competetive'

MineFurryLPs : I miss quick play it was so much better back then
Ebonstrizzle : yeh
Emanresu : yeah, why did they remove that feature?
Bob Gymlan : i dunno
Ebonstrizzle : 'competetive'
399
#399
40 Frags +

SpyCake : if you don't like friendlies , what are you doing on TF2 ?

SpyCake : if you don't like friendlies , what are you doing on TF2 ?
400
#400
35 Frags +

*DEAD* Demons not cry : what is this stupid game
*DEAD* Demons not cry : I picked a character with a helmet
*DEAD* Demons not cry : so I dont get headshot
Demons not cry : because that's the only way a projectile hero can handle himself to a hitscan hero
Demons not cry : and I still get headshot
*DEAD* Demons not cry : FUCK
*DEAD* Demons not cry : this game is so stupid and has no logic at all
*DEAD* Demons not cry : I hope your mom dies of rabbies
*DEAD* Demons not cry : I hope she gets bitten by a really angry raccoon
Demons not cry : say something fag
Rei : hi
Demons not cry : ur a complete fag, I'm going back to overwatch
Demons not cry : die of rabbies
Demons not cry : this game's logic is so retarded and unrealistic and unbalanced
Demons not cry : heroes with helmets get headshot
Rei : pharah in overwatch also wears a helmet and gets headshot easily
Demons not cry : yes but that's not an antibullet helmet, is like a visor helmet
Demons not cry : Valve is stupid they should not design a hero with a helmet if he's not inmune to headshots
Rei : just go back to no-skillwatch
Demons not cry : I'm a grandmaster genji, that takes skill

note: the guy was raging at some random sniper

*DEAD* Demons not cry : what is this stupid game
*DEAD* Demons not cry : I picked a character with a helmet
*DEAD* Demons not cry : so I dont get headshot
Demons not cry : because that's the only way a projectile hero can handle himself to a hitscan hero
Demons not cry : and I still get headshot
*DEAD* Demons not cry : FUCK
*DEAD* Demons not cry : this game is so stupid and has no logic at all
*DEAD* Demons not cry : I hope your mom dies of rabbies
*DEAD* Demons not cry : I hope she gets bitten by a really angry raccoon
Demons not cry : say something fag
Rei : hi
Demons not cry : ur a complete fag, I'm going back to overwatch
Demons not cry : die of rabbies
Demons not cry : this game's logic is so retarded and unrealistic and unbalanced
Demons not cry : heroes with helmets get headshot
Rei : pharah in overwatch also wears a helmet and gets headshot easily
Demons not cry : yes but that's not an antibullet helmet, is like a visor helmet
Demons not cry : Valve is stupid they should not design a hero with a helmet if he's not inmune to headshots
Rei : just go back to no-skillwatch
Demons not cry : I'm a grandmaster genji, that takes skill

note: the guy was raging at some random sniper
401
#401
43 Frags +

mate.02villatoro has renamed their Natascha to natascha

mate.02villatoro has renamed their Natascha to natascha
402
#402
-1 Frags +

-s4gi : seize your autism please.

-s4gi : seize your autism please.
403
#403
19 Frags +

wile: lol I hit that airshot using a trackpad XD

wile: lol I hit that airshot using a trackpad XD
404
#404
17 Frags +

(TEAM) ysoserious : can we have more power classes other than pyro

(TEAM) ysoserious : can we have more power classes other than pyro
405
#405
7 Frags +

*DEAD* Moffein : Hey it's me John TF2 inventor of steam valve co please send trade offer steamcommunism.̕ru/id/pyroman521

Monochrome : vani has to inform his neighbours that he's alive again today as a warning

*DEAD* stop sapping my tele faggot : READ MY FUCKING NAME
Iso: actual pub quotes 2k14

Swissy : dont taunt
Player Swissy left the game (Disconnect by user.)

vani: want some tips ?
lucky : he uses a clutch loadout though
lucky : he aint got no tips

Makise Kurisu : As an American it is my sole reason to declare war on spain for no reason

*DEAD* Silver Surtur : stop shooting me xD

46 : i believe in luck i do not believe in GOOD luck

ALICEWAVE : im here to dm
ALICEWAVE : minus the m

*DEAD* Anne : random crits in a competitive game
*DEAD* Anne : what a good idea

*DEAD* Eastern Analogue : speaking of memes, gentoo is surprisingly amazing

iCLASS : this is a surprising high skill server
^valve pub

*DEAD* Talcon the Red-Nosed Weeaboo : va "i won a tournament as medic so im good" ni

Running in the 90s: Yo, it's okay if you go outside sometimes you know. Your "skill" in video games won't decline.

S.A.I.S: Is it worth it to do foot fetish ERP with a guy for CS:GO

Pub/teek quotes pastebin(s)
https://pastebin.com/FZRwF5n9
https://pastebin.com/j4WurqD1

*DEAD* Moffein : Hey it's me John TF2 inventor of steam valve co please send trade offer steamcommunism.̕ru/id/pyroman521

Monochrome : vani has to inform his neighbours that he's alive again today as a warning

*DEAD* stop sapping my tele faggot : READ MY FUCKING NAME
Iso: actual pub quotes 2k14

Swissy : dont taunt
Player Swissy left the game (Disconnect by user.)

vani: want some tips ?
lucky : he uses a clutch loadout though
lucky : he aint got no tips

Makise Kurisu : As an American it is my sole reason to declare war on spain for no reason

*DEAD* Silver Surtur : stop shooting me xD

46 : i believe in luck i do not believe in GOOD luck

ALICEWAVE : im here to dm
ALICEWAVE : minus the m

*DEAD* Anne : random crits in a competitive game
*DEAD* Anne : what a good idea

*DEAD* Eastern Analogue : speaking of memes, gentoo is surprisingly amazing

iCLASS : this is a surprising high skill server
^valve pub

*DEAD* Talcon the Red-Nosed Weeaboo : va "i won a tournament as medic so im good" ni

Running in the 90s: Yo, it's okay if you go outside sometimes you know. Your "skill" in video games won't decline.

S.A.I.S: Is it worth it to do foot fetish ERP with a guy for CS:GO


Pub/teek quotes pastebin(s)
https://pastebin.com/FZRwF5n9
https://pastebin.com/j4WurqD1
406
#406
1 Frags +

*SPEC* dead inside : not going to say gg
*SPEC* dead inside : okay
*SPEC* dead inside : ass person

*SPEC* dead inside : not going to say gg
*SPEC* dead inside : okay
*SPEC* dead inside : ass person
407
#407
-6 Frags +

well69 : wahoo!!!

well69 : wahoo!!!
408
#408
47 Frags +

*DEAD* {Princess} Sapphybell : Wow
*DEAD* {Princess} Sapphybell : cunt
*DEAD* {Princess} Sapphybell : even kill a friendly.
*DEAD* {Princess} Sapphybell : Wow you are a pure scunt tryhard.
{Princess} Sapphybell : I bet your part of some special little comp team.

*DEAD* {Princess} Sapphybell : Wow
*DEAD* {Princess} Sapphybell : cunt
*DEAD* {Princess} Sapphybell : even kill a friendly.
*DEAD* {Princess} Sapphybell : Wow you are a pure scunt tryhard.
{Princess} Sapphybell : I bet your part of some special little comp team.
409
#409
10 Frags +

bogen : noob
bogen : u dont kill a wanking scout

bogen : noob
bogen : u dont kill a wanking scout
410
#410
5 Frags +

MexiDan0 : i am nipples the enchalata and i can break through walls with my rock hard fist nipples

MexiDan0 : i am nipples the enchalata and i can break through walls with my rock hard fist nipples
411
#411
11 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/93Pf9qP.png

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/93Pf9qP.png[/IMG]
412
#412
0 Frags +

yaima : damn and youre sticky spamming smh

yaima : damn and youre sticky spamming smh
413
#413
5 Frags +

Dcave : myCOCK...nballs are tingling

Dcave : myCOCK...nballs are tingling
414
#414
9 Frags +

two : why
two : ur like
two : uhh
two : u pug with b4nny
two : ur good
sandblast : LOL
two : well
two : i mean
all my friends are dead : WHOAAA
two : i mean
two : like
two : u can contest against b4nny
two : or stuff
two : ah fuck
all my friends are dead : sandblast is lil bitch
all my friends are dead : a fat lil bitch
all my friends are dead : with a sandy v
two : sandblast is nut
Times New Ramen : #Sandblast Is a good scunt
all my friends are dead : no no follow my stream
two : but he can be toxic at some times
Times New Ramen : SCUNT
all my friends are dead : twitch.tv/cap_strong
catface : nice
Times New Ramen : Sandblast, equipt the best melee weapon
Times New Ramen : ever
*DEAD* sandblast : whats that
*SPEC* Times New Ramen : The direct miss

two : why
two : ur like
two : uhh
two : u pug with b4nny
two : ur good
sandblast : LOL
two : well
two : i mean
all my friends are dead : WHOAAA
two : i mean
two : like
two : u can contest against b4nny
two : or stuff
two : ah fuck
all my friends are dead : sandblast is lil bitch
all my friends are dead : a fat lil bitch
all my friends are dead : with a sandy v
two : sandblast is nut
Times New Ramen : #Sandblast Is a good scunt
all my friends are dead : no no follow my stream
two : but he can be toxic at some times
Times New Ramen : SCUNT
all my friends are dead : twitch.tv/cap_strong
catface : nice
Times New Ramen : Sandblast, equipt the best melee weapon
Times New Ramen : ever
*DEAD* sandblast : whats that
*SPEC* Times New Ramen : The direct miss
415
#415
9 Frags +

voice, not text: "aw damn, that was some froyotech shit right there!"

voice, not text: "aw damn, that was some froyotech shit right there!"
416
#416
6 Frags +

this just happened in mvm

https://i.imgur.com/B2Gy2uc.png

i was the engie

bonus:

https://i.imgur.com/gPPc7nO.png

this just happened in mvm
[img]https://i.imgur.com/B2Gy2uc.png
[/img]i was the engie

bonus: [img]https://i.imgur.com/gPPc7nO.png[/img]
417
#417
0 Frags +
KonceptPUPPY : server keeps undoing puppys weapon switch

http://www.sixwordstories.net/category/subject/sad/

[quote=Koncept]
[quote]PUPPY : server keeps undoing puppys weapon switch[/quote][/quote]
http://www.sixwordstories.net/category/subject/sad/
418
#418
3 Frags +

I don't​ remember the guy's name but: BLUE MOMS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO GAY THEY MAKE BABY

I don't​ remember the guy's name but: BLUE MOMS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO GAY THEY MAKE BABY
419
#419
-1 Frags +

*DEAD* 『Okashi Yujin』 : that heavy more paranoid than a rape victim

*DEAD* 『Okashi Yujin』 : that heavy more paranoid than a rape victim
420
#420
3 Frags +

Salty Bagels: are you a masochist?
Salty Bagels: cause you seem to enjoy getting pounded

Salty Bagels: are you a masochist?
Salty Bagels: cause you seem to enjoy getting pounded
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