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421
#421
2 Frags +
thesqrtminus1this just happened in mvm

lol i know him, he has over 1000 tours completed

[quote=thesqrtminus1]this just happened in mvm[/quote] lol i know him, he has over 1000 tours completed
422
#422
3 Frags +

TEEN_TOP_Official : hello everyone my names Jerome and welcome back to tf2
(Voice) bence12: MEDIC!
(Voice) bence12: MEDIC!
TEEN_TOP_Official : we have just reached 200 subs
Feel free to put SG in your name to show your support
YoelTheKiller [STEAM_0:0:187291788] joined.
TEEN_TOP_Official : this chanels been up for a month
[Store] You earned 12 credits for playing on the server.
TEEN_TOP_Official : thanks so much
hero.karlsson : omg what
(Voice) Saith™: MEDIC!
[Hop] SG[US] | Orange - cp_orange_x_7 (23/32) [type !servers]
vulcan : what channel?
TEEN_TOP_Official : and lets begin
(Voice) hero.karlsson: Thanks!
TEEN_TOP_Official : the channel is T_T
TEEN_TOP_Official : we make comedy, songs, and lets plays

TEEN_TOP_Official : hello everyone my names Jerome and welcome back to tf2
(Voice) bence12: MEDIC!
(Voice) bence12: MEDIC!
TEEN_TOP_Official : we have just reached 200 subs
Feel free to put SG in your name to show your support
YoelTheKiller [STEAM_0:0:187291788] joined.
TEEN_TOP_Official : this chanels been up for a month
[Store] You earned 12 credits for playing on the server.
TEEN_TOP_Official : thanks so much
hero.karlsson : omg what
(Voice) Saith™: MEDIC!
[Hop] SG[US] | Orange - cp_orange_x_7 (23/32) [type !servers]
vulcan : what channel?
TEEN_TOP_Official : and lets begin
(Voice) hero.karlsson: Thanks!
TEEN_TOP_Official : the channel is T_T
TEEN_TOP_Official : we make comedy, songs, and lets plays
423
#423
21 Frags +

Joy17 : I'm gonna tell my mom I told someone to kil himself
tangerine : what a bad boy
Joy17 : kys you have an sfm profile picture of a sniper with unusuals you are not even wearing
Joy17 : die
tangerine : :(
comcast is best service : joy17 your profile picture is a pink shadow the hedgehog
Joy17 : so?

Joy17 : I'm gonna tell my mom I told someone to kil himself
tangerine : what a bad boy
Joy17 : kys you have an sfm profile picture of a sniper with unusuals you are not even wearing
Joy17 : die
tangerine : :(
comcast is best service : joy17 your profile picture is a pink shadow the hedgehog
Joy17 : so?
424
#424
7 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/wbkuRdu.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/wbkuRdu.png[/img]
425
#425
1 Frags +

*DEAD* jmbrady565 : so god damn to playing fps games on ps4

*DEAD* jmbrady565 : so god damn to playing fps games on ps4
426
#426
-7 Frags +

*context: it was really late at night and I decided to join a 100% crit cp_orange server. I played Sniper with the Sydney Sleeper and eventually started getting called a hacker*

(Voice) Tetzio: Thanks!
Kimiko Sujiin: Can you niggers not?
Tetzio: (✿◠‿◠)/

LightsBane: tetzio is hacking

Kimiko Sujiin: Rape

cakeman: lol that backcap tho
LightsBane: tetzio your the worst person on earth
*DEAD* Tetzio: (◕‿◕✿)
Tetzio: (✿◠‿◠)/

cakeman: off to sears.
(Voice) Tetzio: Thanks!
(Voice) Tetzio: Thanks!
LightsBane: ok your all reported
Tetzio: (◕‿◕✿)

*context: it was really late at night and I decided to join a 100% crit cp_orange server. I played Sniper with the Sydney Sleeper and eventually started getting called a hacker*

(Voice) Tetzio: Thanks!
Kimiko Sujiin: Can you niggers not?
Tetzio: (✿◠‿◠)/

LightsBane: tetzio is hacking

Kimiko Sujiin: Rape

cakeman: lol that backcap tho
LightsBane: tetzio your the worst person on earth
*DEAD* Tetzio: (◕‿◕✿)
Tetzio: (✿◠‿◠)/

cakeman: off to sears.
(Voice) Tetzio: Thanks!
(Voice) Tetzio: Thanks!
LightsBane: ok your all reported
Tetzio: (◕‿◕✿)
427
#427
4 Frags +

08:34:08 Holi: nah you can always learn something new m8
08:34:51 Fox C. Fluff: Not really.
08:35:05 Fox C. Fluff: You wouldn't know though.
08:35:11 Fox C. Fluff: Come talk to me in 6000 hours

08:34:08 Holi: nah you can always learn something new m8
08:34:51 Fox C. Fluff: Not really.
08:35:05 Fox C. Fluff: You wouldn't know though.
08:35:11 Fox C. Fluff: Come talk to me in 6000 hours
428
#428
14 Frags +

wall of tempus quotes

[Unranked] Wyvenn : I battle with engie
[Unranked] Wyvenn : Yeah, i'm not a moron.

[Unranked] orb sans YT : im a pro at rocket jumping and i still cant get up

* [Unranked] jasperluka : guys im not a noob

[Unranked] Mr.BossMan : demos on a rocket jumping server

* [D|Count V] aaa : everyone makes mistakes
* [D|Count V] aaa : except me
[Unranked] ThePandaScout||1v1 : That how i wasw born

[Unranked] manrajcomics : how do you use the jetpack

[Unranked] im bad at csgo | csgobig.com : a is for asshole which is what you are, s is for sex in the anus, s is for seductive

Mechanoid124 (Unranked) joined from United States
[Unranked] Mechanoid124 : wtf I can't jump on this shit server
[Unranked] Mechanoid124 : lol
[Unranked] Mechanoid124 has left the server.

[Unranked] krfarms14 : any one know how to deploy the base jumper

[Unranked] SandDragon : how do you use rocket shoes?

[Unranked] Donald Trump : more than two stickies will kill you
[Unranked] Donald Trump : for some reason
[Unranked] Donald Trump : dunno why

[Unranked] dondon466 : how do i leave the server

[S|Plebeian III] Jennifer Lawrence : once you get to the capture point
[S|Plebeian III] Jennifer Lawrence : you beat the map
[S|Plebeian III] Jennifer Lawrence : thats something I realized

Tempus | (Solly) CarlChimichanga map run 06:12.54 (PR -12:57.49) | 12:57.49 improvement
[S|Esquire I] CarlChimichanga : CarlChimichanga

* [S|Esquire V] styr : i have better time then all of u in c2
* [S|Esquire V] styr : hahahaah
* [S|Esquire V] styr : i dont need to copy
* [S|Esquire V] styr : this bad strats

bonus non tempus quote

*DEAD* Gavin'sGaming G.G™ [22 Subs] : Busted Nutz Real Good Son ʕ; •`ᴥ•´ʔ
Show Content
[S|Plebeian V] Getawhale | tipofthehats.org : rtv
wall of tempus quotes
[quote]
[Unranked] Wyvenn : I battle with engie
[Unranked] Wyvenn : Yeah, i'm not a moron.

[Unranked] orb sans YT : im a pro at rocket jumping and i still cant get up

* [Unranked] jasperluka : guys im not a noob

[Unranked] Mr.BossMan : demos on a rocket jumping server

* [D|Count V] aaa : everyone makes mistakes
* [D|Count V] aaa : except me
[Unranked] ThePandaScout||1v1 : That how i wasw born

[Unranked] manrajcomics : how do you use the jetpack

[Unranked] im bad at csgo | csgobig.com : a is for asshole which is what you are, s is for sex in the anus, s is for seductive

Mechanoid124 (Unranked) joined from United States
[Unranked] Mechanoid124 : wtf I can't jump on this shit server
[Unranked] Mechanoid124 : lol
[Unranked] Mechanoid124 has left the server.

[Unranked] krfarms14 : any one know how to deploy the base jumper

[Unranked] SandDragon : how do you use rocket shoes?

[Unranked] Donald Trump : more than two stickies will kill you
[Unranked] Donald Trump : for some reason
[Unranked] Donald Trump : dunno why

[Unranked] dondon466 : how do i leave the server

[S|Plebeian III] Jennifer Lawrence : once you get to the capture point
[S|Plebeian III] Jennifer Lawrence : you beat the map
[S|Plebeian III] Jennifer Lawrence : thats something I realized

Tempus | (Solly) CarlChimichanga map run 06:12.54 (PR -12:57.49) | 12:57.49 improvement
[S|Esquire I] CarlChimichanga : CarlChimichanga

* [S|Esquire V] styr : i have better time then all of u in c2
* [S|Esquire V] styr : hahahaah
* [S|Esquire V] styr : i dont need to copy
* [S|Esquire V] styr : this bad strats
[/quote]
bonus non tempus quote
[quote]
*DEAD* Gavin'sGaming G.G™ [22 Subs] : Busted Nutz Real Good Son ʕ; •`ᴥ•´ʔ
[/quote]
[spoiler][quote][S|Plebeian V] Getawhale | tipofthehats.org : rtv[/quote][/spoiler]
429
#429
6 Frags +

krishfish has found: Ghostly Gibus
krishfish : i got the gasly gibbous

krishfish has found: Ghostly Gibus
krishfish : i got the gasly gibbous
430
#430
22 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/HFOVGaV.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/HFOVGaV.png[/img]
431
#431
-1 Frags +

Pie row : and you could go to hell for hurting some ones feelings
Pie row : you wanted to suck your fatehrs cock
Pie row : poor kid he must be crying while mad at me
Pie row : you should go to hell
Pie row : bet you use that profile pic cuz you were made fun at school every bully hates you and teacher
Pie row : i bet your not really dat good against unusuals people iw ant to see it
Pie row : ill leave your jsut a kid
Server brought to you by obla and sm:)e
Pie row left the game (Disconnect by user.)

Pie row : and you could go to hell for hurting some ones feelings
Pie row : you wanted to suck your fatehrs cock
Pie row : poor kid he must be crying while mad at me
Pie row : you should go to hell
Pie row : bet you use that profile pic cuz you were made fun at school every bully hates you and teacher
Pie row : i bet your not really dat good against unusuals people iw ant to see it
Pie row : ill leave your jsut a kid
Server brought to you by obla and sm:)e
Pie row left the game (Disconnect by user.)
432
#432
0 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/TJluXbZ.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/TJluXbZ.png[/img]
433
#433
5 Frags +

Celerity : that feeling when you are up late and your parents think you are asleep
Celerity : and you see your door opening
Celerity : but it's your cat
Carkoth : XD

Celerity : that feeling when you are up late and your parents think you are asleep
Celerity : and you see your door opening
Celerity : but it's your cat
Carkoth : XD
434
#434
6 Frags +

pitch perfect 3: How do you swap heroes?

5 minutes later

pitch perfect 3: wtf this game is stupid :(
pitch perfect 3: overwatch is better

pitch perfect 3: How do you swap heroes?

5 minutes later

pitch perfect 3: wtf this game is stupid :(
pitch perfect 3: overwatch is better
435
#435
3 Frags +

Reaper mexicano : larrylagsna i report you for motherfucker bad friend
*DEAD* Reaper mexicano : LARRYLASAGNA IS SATAN FUCK YOU SATAN !!!!!

there was more but i didnt feel like copy pasting 10 lines

Reaper mexicano : larrylagsna i report you for motherfucker bad friend
*DEAD* Reaper mexicano : LARRYLASAGNA IS SATAN FUCK YOU SATAN !!!!!

there was more but i didnt feel like copy pasting 10 lines
436
#436
1 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/z5AnijG.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/z5AnijG.jpg[/img]
437
#437
32 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/LhJ8D0X.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/LhJ8D0X.png[/img]
438
#438
1 Frags +

*DEAD* SpiesCanFeelPain(SAA) : He found meg
(TEAM) tinmanrome1974 : ima be medic this round and macanic next round
(TEAM) zachkyle625 : how do you change to be a person on the enemy team with spy

*DEAD* SpiesCanFeelPain(SAA) : He found meg
(TEAM) tinmanrome1974 : ima be medic this round and macanic next round
(TEAM) zachkyle625 : how do you change to be a person on the enemy team with spy
439
#439
4 Frags +

*DEAD* Spam Always Works : i really need to stop walking in a straight line

*DEAD* Spam Always Works : i really need to stop walking in a straight line
440
#440
3 Frags +

RADICAL_RANDY defeated Box Spy in a duel with a score of 3 to 1!
Box Spy : go die in a deep hole and have donald trump shit in it as your funeral

RADICAL_RANDY defeated Box Spy in a duel with a score of 3 to 1!
Box Spy : go die in a deep hole and have donald trump shit in it as your funeral
441
#441
7 Frags +

i was just in a server against bary. he has twitch.tv in front of his name so my team referred to him as twitch the entire time. mostly e.g. "twitch is fucking hacking!"

...

i was just in a server against bary. he has twitch.tv in front of his name so my team referred to him as twitch the entire time. mostly e.g. "twitch is fucking hacking!"

...
442
#442
5 Frags +

i didnt grab the exact quote but yesterday someone said something to the effect of "they have a wallhacking heavy. he is shooting through boulders"

i didnt grab the exact quote but yesterday someone said something to the effect of "they have a wallhacking heavy. he is shooting through boulders"
443
#443
17 Frags +

(TEAM) Qsim : they got a century at the top of the hill on the right

(TEAM) Qsim : they got a century at the top of the hill on the right
444
#444
5 Frags +

(TEAM) coreblaster : gusy get back i us my super soad

(TEAM) coreblaster : gusy get back i us my super soad
445
#445
3 Frags +

MD : this team needs to be scrambled into an asylum
linkbros21 : DAMN MOUSER IS BROKEN I CANTR

MD : this team needs to be scrambled into an asylum
linkbros21 : DAMN MOUSER IS BROKEN I CANTR
446
#446
6 Frags +

Nassikka : kill that noob soldier play 24/7 in computer fat man

Nassikka : kill that noob soldier play 24/7 in computer fat man
447
#447
9 Frags +

papacachala has renamed their Ghostly Gibus to Not a noob hat

papacachala has renamed their Ghostly Gibus to Not a noob hat
448
#448
0 Frags +
Snivyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7QUnvtQrr0

"well fuck my man meats"
Jesus christ I laughed

[quote=Snivy][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7QUnvtQrr0[/youtube][/quote]

"well fuck my man meats"
Jesus christ I laughed
449
#449
2 Frags +

PTDoors : guys I fucked a girl today, IM NOT A VIRGIN, IM SO HAPPY
woodencrumb : FUCK OFF
Sirom : (◕‿◕✿)
Spring Look : thats weird
rxg | LizardoX : k

PTDoors : guys I fucked a girl today, IM NOT A VIRGIN, IM SO HAPPY
woodencrumb : FUCK OFF
Sirom : (◕‿◕✿)
Spring Look : thats weird
rxg | LizardoX : k
450
#450
7 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/nNII2Wm.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/nNII2Wm.png[/img]
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