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do u get a real tree every christmas
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#1
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y/n
yes for me
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y/n
yes for me
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#2
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fuck getting a real tree.
Last time I had a real tree it fell over as fast as my penis falls when I accidentally click on gay porn.
It was because my cat kept climbing onto it and tearing it a part.
brb tearing that pussy up for karma

fuck getting a real tree.
Last time I had a real tree it fell over as fast as my penis falls when I accidentally click on gay porn.
It was because my cat kept climbing onto it and tearing it a part.
brb tearing that pussy up for karma
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#3
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bah humbug

bah humbug
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#4
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flyingbuddyfuck getting a real tree

why?

flyingbuddyLast time I had a real tree it fell over as fast as my penis falls when I accidentally click on gay porn

do u not own a fucking stand to put it in lmao

[quote=flyingbuddy]fuck getting a real tree[/quote]
why?

[quote=flyingbuddy]Last time I had a real tree it fell over as fast as my penis falls when I accidentally click on gay porn[/quote]
do u not own a fucking stand to put it in lmao
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#5
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As a dane I have exquisite access to Christmas trees as soon as I open the front door.

As a dane I have exquisite access to Christmas trees as soon as I open the front door.
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#6
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Woogiebugflyingbuddyfuck getting a real treewhy?
flyingbuddyLast time I had a real tree it fell over as fast as my penis falls when I accidentally click on gay porndo u not own a fucking stand to put it in lmao

I used bricks from my neightbours wall but they asked for them back

[quote=Woogiebug][quote=flyingbuddy]fuck getting a real tree[/quote]
why?

[quote=flyingbuddy]Last time I had a real tree it fell over as fast as my penis falls when I accidentally click on gay porn[/quote]
do u not own a fucking stand to put it in lmao[/quote]

I used bricks from my neightbours wall but they asked for them back
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#7
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WandumAs a dane I have exquisite access to Christmas trees as soon as I open the front door.

As a spaniard, im too poor to afford one.

[quote=Wandum]As a dane I have exquisite access to Christmas trees as soon as I open the front door.[/quote]

As a spaniard, im too poor to afford one.
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#8
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flyingbuddyfuck getting a real tree.
Last time I had a real tree it fell over as fast as my penis falls when I accidentally click on gay porn.
It was because my cat kept climbing onto it and tearing it a part.
brb tearing that pussy up for karma

country checks out

[quote=flyingbuddy]fuck getting a real tree.
Last time I had a real tree it fell over as fast as my penis falls when I accidentally click on gay porn.
It was because my cat kept climbing onto it and tearing it a part.
brb tearing that pussy up for karma[/quote]
country checks out
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#9
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Yes

Yes
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#10
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when i was younger my family never got a christmas tree, so I never feel like it's a tradition

we were pretty poor

when i was younger my family never got a christmas tree, so I never feel like it's a tradition

we were pretty poor
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#11
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Depending on where you are trees can cost a lot, it crazy

Depending on where you are trees can cost a lot, it crazy
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#12
marketplace.tf
-2 Frags +

I got a fake tree for my house :<

I got a fake tree for my house :<
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#13
-4 Frags +

fukc tree

fukc tree
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#14
-4 Frags +

I'm too old for Santa

I'm too old for Santa
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#15
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I have a fake tree but I haven't put it up in a few years

I have a fake tree but I haven't put it up in a few years
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#16
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We have a fake tree but I have always wanted to have a real one

We have a fake tree but I have always wanted to have a real one
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#17
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flyingbuddyLast time I had a real tree it fell over as fast as my penis falls when I accidentally click on gay porn.

dicks dont fall this fast unless they ejaculate

[quote=flyingbuddy]
Last time I had a real tree it fell over as fast as my penis falls when I accidentally click on gay porn.[/quote]

dicks dont fall this fast unless they ejaculate
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#18
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I already feel bad enough having to kill trees to wipe my ass and blow my nose. But at least those ones are doing something important. Christmas trees just kind of stand there and then get thrown to the curb when everything is done.I find that really depressing for some reason, bouquets too.

So what I do instead is I just put a couple ornaments on a tree that hasn't been chopped down on my own yard. This is really good if you are cheap and lazy like me.

I already feel bad enough having to kill trees to wipe my ass and blow my nose. But at least those ones are doing something important. Christmas trees just kind of stand there and then get thrown to the curb when everything is done.I find that really depressing for some reason, bouquets too.

So what I do instead is I just put a couple ornaments on a tree that hasn't been chopped down on my own yard. This is really good if you are cheap and lazy like me.
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#19
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http://imgur.com/yjnil98

Carolina Cypress boyo.

http://imgur.com/yjnil98

Carolina Cypress boyo.
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#20
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I get a real tree every year, though I don't want to, and of my 5 person family, I'm the one who has to decorate it every year. When we're done with it, we throw it in a nearby pond so lots of little tiny fishes can breed and live in it.
If it were up to me? I'd go find a tree that smells nice and just put it in my house, undecorated.
I love how they smell.

I get a real tree every year, though I don't want to, and of my 5 person family, I'm the one who has to decorate it every year. When we're done with it, we throw it in a nearby pond so lots of little tiny fishes can breed and live in it.
If it were up to me? I'd go find a tree that smells nice and just put it in my house, undecorated.
I love how they smell.
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#21
6 Frags +

my family uses a broken lamp with lights and colored toilet paper tied around it

my family uses a broken lamp with lights and colored toilet paper tied around it
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#22
3 Frags +

same plastic christmas tree every year
its older than I am by at least a decade

same plastic christmas tree every year
its older than I am by at least a decade
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#23
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trees require space, there is no such thing as space in apartments

trees require space, there is no such thing as space in apartments
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#24
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We have a fake tree because it weighs less and doesn't need to be replaced every year.

We have a fake tree because it weighs less and doesn't need to be replaced every year.
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#25
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Yep, I go to the woods and pick one out.

Yep, I go to the woods and pick one out.
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#26
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This is the first year my family was too lazy to get a tree. Going to get one, putting it on the car, cleaning needles from the car, getting out the tree stand and tree skirt and installing it, dressing the tree, cleaning up needles and decorations, sawing it in a few pieces and putting it on our curb, its a lot of work lol. If they had nice potted trees we would have probably bought one, cause then we can put it in the yard and maybe use it next year lol

This is the first year my family was too lazy to get a tree. Going to get one, putting it on the car, cleaning needles from the car, getting out the tree stand and tree skirt and installing it, dressing the tree, cleaning up needles and decorations, sawing it in a few pieces and putting it on our curb, its a lot of work lol. If they had nice potted trees we would have probably bought one, cause then we can put it in the yard and maybe use it next year lol
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#27
1 Frags +

wats a tree

wats a tree
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#28
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real trees are really fun to buy but cost both time and money and leave needles and shit everywhere

my family used the same fake tree for years until we didnt have room for it in our new place

real trees are really fun to buy but cost both time and money and leave needles and shit everywhere

my family used the same fake tree for years until we didnt have room for it in our new place
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#29
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No
I have cats. Real trees are toxic to pets.

No
I have cats. Real trees are toxic to pets.
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#30
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We had the same tree when I was young for around 5 years. Used to dig it up from the allotments each December and pot it inside. Got a fake one when my little sister was born, used that one ever since.

We had the same tree when I was young for around 5 years. Used to dig it up from the allotments each December and pot it inside. Got a fake one when my little sister was born, used that one ever since.
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