if you think we're gonna end up in a true (non-cold) war with russia over assad in 2016, after about 70 years of various antagonistic actions towards pro-russian regimes in the middle east, I don't know what to tell you

i'd be a lot more worried with hillary killing a lot of innocent syrian civilians, or assad's removal leading to a power vacuum that isis wins, if anything

what the fuck am I reading

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/3e946f29fa534a0b9c1d064b16e06b61/ap-fact-check-most-gop-candidates-flunk-climate-science

rofl poor anthony davis

im a smart bot tho!!

his rankings come immediately after a scrim where me and maev got rekt

I have a hard-on for lists every day.

mvp: lebron (steph will be better in actuality but wont win)

dpoy: rudy gobert

roty: joel embiid or jamal murray

6th man: iguodala or brandon knight

most improved: hardest to predict so here are some options: kentavious caldwell-pope, devin booker, giannis or jabari, zach lavine, dennis schroder, steven adams, alan crabbe, rodney hood

coach: brad stevens

a lot of drose fans in this thread are about to be disappointed this year. . .

Indiana is one of the teams with the highest variability- I could see them being as high as 3rd even. I just see a lot of flaws as well. Myles Turner will be really special, but I think it might be asking too much of him to replace Ian Mahinmi's defense right away. In general the defense will be a ton worse, both with the new personnel and the loss of Frank Vogel. They have a lot of 1v1 shot creation but not a ton of good passing or efficient players, and PG13 is really their only true 2-way player right now (well Thaddeus Young is mediocre on both ends so I guess that counts).

EDIT: all that being said, paul george is so good that I would not at all be surprised if he just carried them to a 4th seed or something

the celtics were already at 47 wins last season, and they had a point differential that was solidly better than their wins- I think it was a 49 or 50 win point differential. al horford is an enormous upgrade, and a lot of their young players are projected to improve, like marcus smart. factor in how much time kelly olynyk, who would probably be included in their best lineups that don't involve playing super small, and the time jae crowder missed, and I think they'll be really good last season.

there's also no way the raptors will be as good from a regular season wins perspective as they were last season.

when I was first starting out as a main caller I was convinced that mids involving extremely quick double soldier bombs were theoretically the best, and called them almost every time

the problem is, while one tactic might be best in theory, executing it 100% perfectly every time is not possible, and therefore you need at least 2-3 mids you're really comfortable with on most maps so that the other team doesn't know exactly what you're going to do

I do still believe that, if everyone does their job perfectly and the timing is flawless, double soldier aggression mids are still the ideal, but that's not the best standard to use

way-too-early playoff predictions based on my seeding

warriors > thunder
spurs > grizzlies
clippers > rockets
jazz > blazers

warriors > jazz
clippers > spurs (I think that if they stay healthy, the clippers could be a better PLAYOFF team than the spurs this year)

warriors > clippers

cavs > pacers
celtics > hawks
raptors > wizards (although I wouldn't be at all surprised if the raptors lost here)
pistons > hornets (I predicted the pistons for lower wins cuz reggie jackson is out to start the season, but I think they're the 4th best team in actuality)

cavs > pistons
celtics > raptors

cavs > celtics

finals: warriors > cavs

in tier form:

west:

tier 1: warriors
tier 2: spurs, clippers
tier 3: jazz
tier 4: blazers, rockets, grizzlies
tier 5: thunder, timberwolves
tier 6: nuggets, mavericks, pelicans, kings
tier 7: suns, lakers

east:

tier 1: cavs
tier 2: celtics, raptors
tier 3: hornets, pistons, wizards, hawks, pacers (MAYBE the hornets and pistons good enough for their own tier, not sure)
tier 4: knicks, magic, bulls
tier 5: heat, bucks
tier 6: 76ers, nets

rip ArtsySnartsy