don't forget your asshole

spray some on your asshole
never need to wipe ever again
call it neverwipe

inb4 submit a ticket

My job is so fucking unbelievable.

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. She sucks a mean dick, so I keep her around.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

 

quotes or not, the command is exec'd the same way in this instance

That's normal, just resume the demo and it will play normally.

You have to put http:// in front of your links or else they will be fucked up.

http://i.imgur.com/PpAAan8.png

http://i.imgur.com/q7ecp9i.jpg

Those who have fucked up g400s, which mousepad do you guys use? I use a puretrak talent and before that a qck+. my g400 has never had any problems.

Oh hey, the overlord complete pack is $5. Easily one of my favorite RPGs.
Go get it: http://store.steampowered.com/sub/2464/

I did this and turns out I already own it. l0l
So here's my code: LJ63C-P4654-NPHN8

mat_phong doesn't do anything in dx8.

Make different loadouts with the weapons you want to use and then make binds that change your loadout as well as change your viewmodel cvar values.

alias loadout1 "defaultrl;load_itempreset 0"
alias loadout2 "cowmangler;load_itempreset 1"
alias loadout3 ""
alias loadout4 ""
bind f1 loadout1
bind f2 loadout2
bind f3 loadout3
bind f4 loadout4
bind 1 key1
bind 2 key2
bind 3 key3
alias defaultrl "alias key1 "slot1;viewmodel_fov 0;r_drawviewmodel 0";alias key2 "slot2;viewmodel_fov 0;r_drawviewmodel 0";alias key3 "slot3;viewmodel_fov 90;r_drawviewmodel 1""
alias cowmangler "alias key1 "slot1;viewmodel_fov 90;r_drawviewmodel 1";alias key2 "slot2;viewmodel_fov 0;r_drawviewmodel 0";alias key3 "slot3;viewmodel_fov 90;r_drawviewmodel 1""

I've played in dx8 for so long I guess I never noticed. It's pretty easy to tell when the uber fades via sounds.