When you baby tilt out of your team and expect to have your main spot reserved when you rejoin the roster.
https://imgur.com/a/s1x4OXN

Gave up on their team despite the countless number of hours the team invested into developing their roamer gameplay. Should stick to playing scout imo.

Toxic retard cheater who leaves his team because his brain can't recognize that sometimes it's ok to lose.

Perfection you can't claim to be high IM if you don't finish the season......

Everytime Pablo posts on tftv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py34ewy_OJE

https://imgur.com/a/m6lkGXd

You stole my post from two weeks ago feeble mortal.

Meme power rankings are not to be taken to heart.

ESEA S30 Power Rankings
Mid-Season Update

#1 Team NOW (power rankings never lie, e-dating)
You won’t believe how well this team played based off of the early power rankings. This team has simply TRANSCENDED expectations and have been OUTPERFORMING them.

#2 Redemption Arc (Ft. Air, the irredeemable)
In my first power rankings I wrote “Yoona will empower the team with his helpful, and friendly criticism for the team”. Now that Yoona is gone, Air will give this team even more helpful and friendly criticism TRANSFORMING this team into a powerhouse which can not be stopped. Maybe Scratchh will develop into an upfrag FARMER under Air’s benevolent guidance.

#3 Another Day At The Office (Metalworks scout, 74 kills)
This team SHOCKED the entirety of ESEA’s TF2 Intermediate gaming division by beating the formerly number 1 seeded team. Aquilla has MORPHED into a MONSTER on the battlefield, though, their roamer Susihaha Ejishaha is a COMPLETE and utter dollar tree shit filled trash bag. If there was someone to REPLACE this man it would be the powerpoint maker himself.

#4 Doubleplus good (Spent Valentine’s on Propaganda powerpoint)
Unfortunately, Prograde has simply not been living up to his INCREDIBLE expectations. The powerpoints have not been up to par with IM, and the transition has been very tough. REGARDLESS not very many have been able to TRIUMPH over his ELITE snakewater powerpoint strategies.

#5 Theory of Knowledge (Stock, full time shield)
A chill group of gamers SMASH perfection, roblox boy, invite sandbagger, and weebs in a match on gullywash.

#6 Ojama Country (malfunctioning cheat client, leaving mid scrim)
Perfection FAILED to calculate the right angles at which his shots should go with his cheat client pure skill. Lizar is the PINNACLE of skill putting his e-dating mongoloids on his back, carrying them into playoffs.

#7 Space Bugs (Weed, fortnite)
Goldfish has SUCCESSFULLY smoked enough weed to ROCKET his team to IM playoffs. Little does ANYONE know, Goldfish, after winning out of playoffs, will go to conquer the Democratic Republic of the Congo, what a true hero.

#8 Goblin Zone (Roamer always behind, Last one to die on mids)
This team has proven that they can do well despite primarily speaking Minionese the entire season. They will truly be the KRYPTONITE to B4nny’s innate weakness to the walking 2 inch chodes; Hedgehog Hero, leading the VALIANT charge in a attempt to take down the TYRANNICAL leaders of invite. Oh, they’ll edge into playoffs too.

#9 Bumbology (Refuge for the washed)
Which of the 19 homeless shelter (invite) refugees will show up to their next match? Also, chill good dm.

#10 Portland Blacksiders (Collapse of the Union, failure of communism Circa 1989)
This team has fallen a DRASTIC 5 spots since the pre-season update, and there may be some hints to why. Screwb’s omnipotent system has DESTROYED the foundation of his team. While in hindsight it may have seemed like a good idea. Apparently little motivation to improve and innovate leads to FAILURE in one’s country team.

#11 Dunk Masters (Makkabeus berating his team, Legit 180 ping)
You won’t BELIEVE how Makkabeus has MUTATED his team of primates to be able to FINAGLE around his MASSIVE brain. This team has TRULY shown their skills in MANHANDLING the other team by using their sweat to OSMOTICALLY diffuse water out of the enemies brain’s, a never-before seen strategy for intellectuals.

#12 BD Energy (JaguarBRAIN, ESEA retirement home)
This team has been on the hotplate many times, and doesn’t have much to show for it. With the COMBINED gaming experience of over 100 YEARS you’d think they wouldn’t choke against a cheater pure skill player.

#13 RHDP (Mu, their only player)
Mu has successfully 1V6ED the ENTIRETY of IM, this is a fantastic achievement only surpassed by the other 12 teams above them.

#14 i miss my fly
I know a team
That swallowed a fly
But I don't know why
They swallowed the fly
- I guess they’ll die

Ipaka -2019

#15 Pancake-Waffle Rifle (Autobots, roll out)
Tomtron reprograms his scout mains into the ULTIMATE TRANSFORMERS. He also picks up a couple demo mains to fill in the rest of the gaps.

#16 Excellent Adventures (Dippidy smells,The fridge is bad, MustardOverLord)
This team has moved up one spot, what an accomplishment.

#17 Faint Gaming (Ew, Sandbaggers)
America’s next top invite sandbag team.

You won't BELIEVE the cheats Aquilla injected into his processor.

In a short post game interview we spoke to Aquilla about being now the 2nd worst team in IM.
"Yeah it feels really good man, my team is garbage but the cheats pure skill that perfection lent me came in handy!"

He also added,
"I might have raped the powerpoint maker, but next season, I'm coming for ALL of IM."

Guess who's back, back again

lolbait

Hi guys, please accept this in lieu of power rankings,

This isn't gonna be easy to talk about but I sexually identify as Prograde. Ever since I was a little boy I've been easily excited by PowerPoint presentations. People tell me that being Prograde is impossible and that I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm going to be chugging a fifth of liquor every night and taking 40% heals to make the transition. From now on my pronouns are "Mud/Muddy" and anyone who doesn't use those is a fucken dickhead.

Thank you for being understanding.

"This just in, new subspecies of human found on internet forum, teamfortress.tv, homo shitpostusts, also known as Scratchh." -FrickMyNick