He knows what he's doing and is great to be around.
He gets in at really unexpected times, can jump well, and can aim pretty well.

I'd pick him up.

What exactly is your proposed ruleset?

Really thin strips of paper rolled into tubes are incredibly sturdy. Make a tripod of those and you're golden.
It would take a lot of work and fine motor skills, but you could definitely pull 8 feet, especially if you only make the tripod go up some of the way and then make a fourth prong go up the rest.

I know I'm going to sound like a dick for saying this, but seriously: No other country cares this much about a terrorist attack 12 years after it occurred. We don't need to forget that it happened. We do need to move on. We sound like that crazy bitch who's still crying over a breakup 12 years later. Yes, the events were tragic. But events like these happen more often or more devastatingly all the time in other countries. Did you see people reading off the names of those lost in, say, Hiroshima 12 years later? Because, quite frankly, that's pretty similar except 36-66 times as many people died.
My point is, we need to move on. Not forget, but move on. My condolences to anyone who lost a loved one in the attack. I do feel sorry.

Jesus was clearly pro-choice. You try explaining how he fed 5000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish without using Banach-Tarski.

Of course, the script I actually use is this:

bind 1 "slot1; primary; alias currenttog primarytog"
bind 2 "slot2; secondary; alias currenttog secondarytog"
bind 3 "slot3; melee; alias currenttog meleetog"
bind t currenttog
alias currenttog primarytog
alias primary primaryvis
alias primaryvis "r_drawviewmodel 1; viewmodel_fov 90"
alias primaryhid "r_drawviewmodel 0; viewmodel_fov 0"
alias primarytog primarytoghid
alias primarytogvis "primaryvis; alias primary primaryvis; alias primarytog primarytoghid"
alias primarytoghid "primaryhid; alias primary primaryhid; alias primarytog primarytogvis"
alias secondary secondaryvis
alias secondaryvis "r_drawviewmodel 1; viewmodel_fov 90"
alias secondaryhid "r_drawviewmodel 0; viewmodel_fov 0"
alias secondarytog secondarytoghid
alias secondarytogvis "secondaryvis; alias secondary secondaryvis; alias secondarytog secondarytoghid"
alias secondarytoghid "secondaryhid; alias secondary secondaryhid; alias secondarytog secondarytogvis"
alias melee meleevis
alias meleevis "r_drawviewmodel 1; viewmodel_fov 90"
alias meleehid "r_drawviewmodel 0; viewmodel_fov 0"
alias meleetog meleetoghid
alias meleetogvis "meleevis; alias melee meleevis; alias meleetog meleetoghid"
alias meleetoghid "meleehid; alias melee meleehid; alias meleetog meleetogvis"

bind 1 "slot1; r_drawviewmodel 0"
bind 2 "slot2; r_drawviewmodel 0"
bind 3 "slot3; r_drawviewmodel 1"
There, you're done.

I use them off to see more.
I have a toggle that turns them on for melee.
I also use viewmodel_fov 0 where applicable.

Thumbs up to Rick Hopkins, who managed to actually use proper English (at least, as far as we can see).
Seriously, no one else in that image did.

Oh, there's a texture glitch that's been present in coldfront for ages. It's still in this version.
Fire just below here: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=175167103
The stickies end up here and can splash through the wall: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=175166779

Do note that the hole that you can fire through is really tiny. It might take a while to find it.

http://goo.gl/uZmLso

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-67ZH_lWAy7c/UheTQ4AoHcI/AAAAAAAAJzg/ftlbABaI9pE/w1598-h458-no/WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife.png

100% legit.

Would the quick-fix be okay if it immediately used the uber, like soda popper hype?

There's no cp_steel D:

Nursey and Bobby to win