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Help Get Chess Club To LAN!
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#1
139 Frags +

Again!

*Side note: I wrote a big elaborate story and then tri told me that I didn't need to until today so I put it in steam chat to save with the cool nifty new update that lets you see chat history then today it didnt pop up thanks gaben as you fix great weapons like the huo long heatmaker so sorry if this post isn't up to stultus-quality standards (AAA like america heh)*

Jack Zhu Incorporated is pleased to announce its inception, of helping young men in their prime succeed with women. The Chess Club Team of Team Fortress 2 Copyright Valve has agreed to be sponsored by JZhuInc, and complimentary girlfriends have been awarded to each of them. As such, however, they want more than what I can give them. This is outrageous. JZhuInc is a start-up company and these heathens want to suck up what little money I have left after giving away M-Block, N-Block, O-Block, banana, panana, and clanana. I needed to use my wits and talents to get these lovely ladies (which is why I founded my company), and they still want more?

But they do. So I turn to you, community, to invest in JZhuInc so that The Chess Club (new team name of The JZhuInc Club pending) can go to LAN and place first. Of course, there will be incentives:

$250: http://teamfortress.tv/forum/thread/5914-10-tips-by-stultus
$500: TUNE IN NOW
$750: tri and I AMA
$1000: I return to TF2 (lol thats why this is so high im not coming back heh)

Every $100 churns out one certified stultus-quality thread
Individual donations of $25 or higher will be given a signed weapon by a Chess Club Member of Your Choosing

Donation Link:
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=WZGNNBD62RM9N&lc=US&item_name=The%20Chess%20Club&currency_code=USD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donate_LG%2egif%3aNonHosted

CURRENT FUNDS: $531.67
Remember, you are funding not only a successful LAN, but the success of a new company. Capitalism and America are depending on you.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2008/11/CryingEagle-Flag640.jpg

Again!

*Side note: I wrote a big elaborate story and then tri told me that I didn't need to until today so I put it in steam chat to save with the cool nifty new update that lets you see chat history then today it didnt pop up thanks gaben as you fix great weapons like the huo long heatmaker so sorry if this post isn't up to stultus-quality standards (AAA like america heh)*

Jack Zhu Incorporated is pleased to announce its inception, of helping young men in their prime succeed with women. The Chess Club Team of Team Fortress 2 Copyright Valve has agreed to be sponsored by JZhuInc, and complimentary girlfriends have been awarded to each of them. As such, however, they want more than what I can give them. This is outrageous. JZhuInc is a start-up company and these heathens want to suck up what little money I have left after giving away M-Block, N-Block, O-Block, banana, panana, and clanana. I needed to use my wits and talents to get these lovely ladies (which is why I founded my company), and they still want more?

But they do. So I turn to you, community, to invest in JZhuInc so that The Chess Club (new team name of The JZhuInc Club pending) can go to LAN and place first. Of course, there will be incentives:

$250: http://teamfortress.tv/forum/thread/5914-10-tips-by-stultus
$500: [b]TUNE IN NOW[/b]
$750: tri and I AMA
$1000: I return to TF2 (lol thats why this is so high im not coming back heh)

Every $100 churns out one certified stultus-quality thread
Individual donations of $25 or higher will be given a signed weapon by a Chess Club Member of Your Choosing

Donation Link:
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=WZGNNBD62RM9N&lc=US&item_name=The%20Chess%20Club&currency_code=USD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donate_LG%2egif%3aNonHosted

[b]CURRENT FUNDS: $531.67[/b]
Remember, you are funding not only a successful LAN, but the success of a new company. Capitalism and America are depending on you.

[img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2008/11/CryingEagle-Flag640.jpg[/img]
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#2
28 Frags +

I am not sure what I read but its a post by stultus and an American Flag, where can I sign away my life savings?

I am not sure what I read but its a post by stultus and an American Flag, where can I sign away my life savings?
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#3
7 Frags +

stultus nuff said get them to LAN

stultus nuff said get them to LAN
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#4
16 Frags +

also the reason we are using paypal instead of ChipIn is because ChipIn is being taken down March 7th

also the reason we are using paypal instead of ChipIn is because ChipIn is being taken down March 7th
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#5
16 Frags +

Please Stultus, come back to TF2 and be on an invite team with Ggggly and pyyyour.

Please Stultus, come back to TF2 and be on an invite team with Ggggly and pyyyour.
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#6
60 Frags +

Help tri get to lan so he can spread canadian communism to you capitalist pigs

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hrvhaMuD1qi837fo1_500.jpg

Help tri get to lan so he can spread canadian communism to you capitalist pigs

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hrvhaMuD1qi837fo1_500.jpg[/img]
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#7
12 Frags +

I might have to get myself a strange shotgun signed by my lord, David "Direct" Wang and then never use it so I may perhaps come closer to being one with the crocket.

I might have to get myself a strange shotgun signed by my lord, David "Direct" Wang and then never use it so I may perhaps come closer to being one with the crocket.
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#8
8 Frags +

ALSO, Please leave a link to your steam page and your alias as a comment if you do decide donate for possible shoutouts and prizes

ALSO, Please leave a link to your steam page and your alias as a comment if you do decide donate for possible shoutouts and prizes
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#9
Twitch
20 Frags +

I better get a signed Stultus weapon. :)

I better get a signed Stultus weapon. :)
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#10
0 Frags +

Sign my something special for someone special, stultus!
<3

Sign my something special for someone special, stultus!
<3
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#11
4 Frags +

stultus post that's not about girls?
k i'm donating

stultus post that's not about girls?
k i'm donating
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#12
7 Frags +

Is there a way to check how much has been donated?

Is there a way to check how much has been donated?
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#13
13 Frags +

$25 donated by Peckytime.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044675324

Boom!

$25 donated by Peckytime.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044675324

Boom!
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#14
2 Frags +
stultus$1000: I return to TF2 (lol thats why this is so high im not coming back heh)

:'c

[quote=stultus]$1000: I return to TF2 (lol thats why this is so high im not coming back heh)[/quote]

:'c
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#15
15 Frags +

How much to get you to return to TF2 on a team with GGLYGY and Ghos7ayama? My checkbook is waiting.

How much to get you to return to TF2 on a team with GGLYGY and Ghos7ayama? My checkbook is waiting.
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#16
2 Frags +

I'll donate money if you let me call you "two slutsies" again lmao

I'll donate money if you let me call you "two slutsies" again lmao
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#17
2 Frags +

I figured I could spare 30 bucks for my favorite team. Clockwork scattergun please?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/mastersalsa/

I figured I could spare 30 bucks for my favorite team. Clockwork scattergun please?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/mastersalsa/
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#18
15 Frags +

It's also important to mention that tri has been one of the only people to continuously stream scrims throughout the season. Keep that in mind when you choose which team to donate too. +stultus is amazing.

It's also important to mention that tri has been one of the only people to continuously stream scrims throughout the season. Keep that in mind when you choose which team to donate too. +stultus is amazing.
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#19
7 Frags +

How much for a signed picture of jimmy?

How much for a signed picture of jimmy?
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#20
7 Frags +
randoHow much for a signed picture of jimmy?

also close up's of the left_arm

[quote=rando]How much for a signed picture of jimmy?[/quote]

also close up's of the left_arm
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#21
7 Frags +

$4.40, this is all that is left in my paypal
i want to donate more but that is food/anime/textbook money
(/id/saber_destroyer)

$4.40, this is all that is left in my paypal
i want to donate more but that is food/anime/textbook money
(/id/saber_destroyer)
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#22
5 Frags +
LazyPandaIs there a way to check how much has been donated?

Unfortunately there is not. The only one who can view the progress is boomer, not even anyone else on the team can see it. That is one of the things that made ChipIn a lot better, but this was the first thing we could come up with as a replacement.

Thank you to everyone who has donated so far!

[quote=LazyPanda]Is there a way to check how much has been donated?[/quote]
Unfortunately there is not. The only one who can view the progress is boomer, not even anyone else on the team can see it. That is one of the things that made ChipIn a lot better, but this was the first thing we could come up with as a replacement.

Thank you to everyone who has donated so far!
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#23
9 Frags +

$178.76 USD

I'll update occasionally

$178.76 USD

I'll update occasionally
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#24
7 Frags +

Donated 25 :)

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198034504762

Donated 25 :)

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198034504762
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#25
39 Frags +

Just to show how serious we are about this

http://i.imgur.com/vl1jyzB.jpg?1

Just to show how serious we are about this

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vl1jyzB.jpg?1[/IMG]
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#26
23 Frags +

Also in addition, I will be releasing one portrait of jack every week til lan.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/25252_1283538203567_2553481_n.jpg

Also in addition, I will be releasing one portrait of jack every week til lan.


[img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/25252_1283538203567_2553481_n.jpg[/img]
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#27
dribble.tf
4 Frags +

$30 donated.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/poobrain/

Good luck!

$30 donated.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/poobrain/

Good luck!
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#28
7 Frags +
visitnigJust to show how serious we are about this

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vl1jyzB.jpg?1[/IMG]

when did you change your name to jiny6

[quote=visitnig]Just to show how serious we are about this

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vl1jyzB.jpg?1[/IMG][/quote]

when did you change your name to jiny6
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#29
14 Frags +

$50 donated! http://steamcommunity.com/id/screwedupstoler/

www.s4lservers.com

$50 donated! http://steamcommunity.com/id/screwedupstoler/


www.s4lservers.com
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#30
25 Frags +

Thank you JZhuInc!

http://i.imgur.com/eppsodU.jpg

Thank you JZhuInc!

[img]http://i.imgur.com/eppsodU.jpg[/img]
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