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Tf2 Rap Lyrics
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#1
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Was discussing how we can make some famous rap lyrics more tf2 friendly with bear... wanted to hear your ideas.

I'll start:
"Keep it 100, like saam's dpm"

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feeding themed is best
Was discussing how we can make some famous rap lyrics more tf2 friendly with bear... wanted to hear your ideas.

I'll start:
"Keep it 100, like saam's dpm"
[spoiler]feeding themed is best[/spoiler]
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#2
8 Frags +

Rollout, blowout, FUCK that mid was not a good turn out.

Rollout, blowout, FUCK that mid was not a good turn out.
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#3
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https://soundcloud.com/catecholamine/catastrophic-catecholamine-1

https://soundcloud.com/catecholamine/catastrophic-catecholamine-1
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#4
77 Frags +

harbleus dick on laurens fanny with these bars i summon banny

harbleus dick on laurens fanny with these bars i summon banny
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#5
6 Frags +

lifes a bitch and then you feed (thats why we get high, cause you never know when you gonna throw)

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uwu tang clan aint nothin to fuck wit
lifes a bitch and then you feed (thats why we get high, cause you never know when you gonna throw)

[spoiler]uwu tang clan aint nothin to fuck wit[/spoiler]
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#6
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chillin with my friends in the pug b4nny ruins it cause he don't give a fug. orange doorhinge briefcase Joe Eskimo

chillin with my friends in the pug b4nny ruins it cause he don't give a fug. orange doorhinge briefcase Joe Eskimo
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#7
12 Frags +

what the fuck

what the fuck
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#8
-20 Frags +

Headshot, BONK!. airshot, BONK!. meatshot, BONK!. scout fed, BONK!. med charged, BONK!. med dropped, BONK!.

Baited... BONK!. Baited... BONK!

Headshot, BONK!. airshot, BONK!. meatshot, BONK!. scout fed, BONK!. med charged, BONK!. med dropped, BONK!.

Baited... BONK!. Baited... BONK!
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#9
14 Frags +

ME HABEEB FUCC ON ME

ME HABEEB FUCC ON ME
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#10
4 Frags +

im dead i fed missed my shots on the med

im dead i fed missed my shots on the med
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#11
-20 Frags +

med drop, drop top, I nut on your team with my whole squad
mah niggah aim here with his fat dabs
and lil habib with his lit bars

med drop, drop top, I nut on your team with my whole squad
mah niggah aim here with his fat dabs
and lil habib with his lit bars
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#12
16 Frags +

my name is muma, now watch me fly
see you later med, i never die

my name is muma, now watch me fly
see you later med, i never die
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#13
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mathemaphysicistmed drop, drop top, I nut on your team with my whole squad
mah niggah aim here with his fat dabs
and lil habib with his lit bars

https://media.giphy.com/media/1zSz5MVw4zKg0/giphy.gif

[quote=mathemaphysicist]med drop, drop top, I nut on your team with my whole squad
mah niggah aim here with his fat dabs
and lil habib with his lit bars[/quote]
[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/1zSz5MVw4zKg0/giphy.gif[/img]
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#14
-5 Frags +

Cry some more, run while you can
You little babies don't stand a chance
They call me Heavy, this is my gun
When she starts spinning, you'd better run
I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch!
Now I am hungry, make me sandvich

Cry some more, run while you can
You little babies don't stand a chance
They call me Heavy, this is my gun
When she starts spinning, you'd better run
I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch!
Now I am hungry, make me sandvich
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#15
2 Frags +

that it bro the pootis gootis

that it bro the pootis gootis
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#16
-9 Frags +

Gunboat blasts are heard
When I flick and pick at will
The juggle of the hour, Spire Power
No re, i'm outta
I'm gonna spam your push and let you understand
That your not in Open land
When I gotta Boomstick in my 2ndary hand
Damn!
Oh!
Listen to the c-tap play
Your combo
Damage (numbers)
Damage (numbers)
Damage (numbers)
Damage (numbers)
Tele Destruction, Entrance and Exit
Pass me an arrow so medic I'll help with
Building (Uber)
Building (Uber)
I'm buffed (we're charged)
I think I'm gonna bomb these clowns
Med Down
Don't you never, ever
Taunt my meta
Cause Scouts Explode
and my Stock is off-center ya know
I gotta thank Lange
'Cause MGE gave me the strength to DM hard

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LL Cool J is my favorite rapper, but pretty much only his old stuff. This was actually really fun to do to the beat, probably going to get downfragged the death rofl.
The last verse of Mama said knock you out
Gunboat blasts are heard
When I flick and pick at will
The juggle of the hour, Spire Power
No re, i'm outta
I'm gonna spam your push and let you understand
That your not in Open land
When I gotta Boomstick in my 2ndary hand
Damn!
Oh!
Listen to the c-tap play
Your combo
Damage (numbers)
Damage (numbers)
Damage (numbers)
Damage (numbers)
Tele Destruction, Entrance and Exit
Pass me an arrow so medic I'll help with
Building (Uber)
Building (Uber)
I'm buffed (we're charged)
I think I'm gonna bomb these clowns
Med Down
Don't you never, ever
Taunt my meta
Cause Scouts Explode
and my Stock is off-center ya know
I gotta thank Lange
'Cause MGE gave me the strength to DM hard


[spoiler]LL Cool J is my favorite rapper, but pretty much only his old stuff. This was actually really fun to do to the beat, probably going to get downfragged the death rofl.
The last verse of [url=https://www.google.com/search?q=momma+said+knock+you+out+lyrics&oq=momma+said+knock+you+out +&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.4511j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8]Mama said knock you out[/url][/spoiler]
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#17
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https://youtu.be/UQlMHaPcYow?t=3m

[youtube]https://youtu.be/UQlMHaPcYow?t=3m[/youtube]
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#18
12 Frags +

b4nny b4nny b4nny, can't you see
sometimes your thighs just hypnotise me

b4nny b4nny b4nny, can't you see
sometimes your thighs just hypnotise me
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#19
1 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGxnsR6u5U

Ay yo,
I wanna dedicate this song right here to murmalee
Half Chinese, half Japanisie, half American, and yo
Oh what a species
A figure of perfection
He got the frags in his eyes
And he’s focused on destruction
Chief of the Weebs
Don’t dare call him a dweeb
And he got Crazy Six Ape killers
That'd frag right through ya
Quick to market garden a head off
Then wipe the blood off
A long-range airshot he busts
Never let a dud off
You got a minute to pray
And a second to die
You could see the image of skeez reflectin inside his eye
But since he was a little boyl, yo
he never would cry
he seen so much tragedy
Let me explain to you why
He grew up playing pugs
Where he had to face
The brutality of of being micro’ed by some virgin thugs
He played in open, didn’t even make playoffs
But next season he’s back
To get second in IM, but had to watch
As dog1 sliced thru his championship march
Through meager’s thick skull
Ya he's vicious, like a pit bull
And when it comes to hatred and revenge
he got a sh*t full
Cuz he got Cut from meat market for kawa
Ay yo, he been hittin fat airshots son
Since the age of 11
But uwuing his enemy to death
That was his favorite weapon
And in death you paid in hell
Boy it can't be paid in heaven
And this season broking’s back in invite
He better start prayin to the reverend
Bon Appetite
Boy revenge is so sweet
Especially when it's served on a cold dish
But he has no wish
But to dorp your medic
In a fashion that’s totally epic
And the chance to receive a slight bit of mercy from him was hopeless
Murmalee
Half Chinese, half Japanisie, half American
Oh, what a species

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGxnsR6u5U[/youtube]
Ay yo,
I wanna dedicate this song right here to murmalee
Half Chinese, half Japanisie, half American, and yo
Oh what a species
A figure of perfection
He got the frags in his eyes
And he’s focused on destruction
Chief of the Weebs
Don’t dare call him a dweeb
And he got Crazy Six Ape killers
That'd frag right through ya
Quick to market garden a head off
Then wipe the blood off
A long-range airshot he busts
Never let a dud off
You got a minute to pray
And a second to die
You could see the image of skeez reflectin inside his eye
But since he was a little boyl, yo
he never would cry
he seen so much tragedy
Let me explain to you why
He grew up playing pugs
Where he had to face
The brutality of of being micro’ed by some virgin thugs
He played in open, didn’t even make playoffs
But next season he’s back
To get second in IM, but had to watch
As dog1 sliced thru his championship march
Through meager’s thick skull
Ya he's vicious, like a pit bull
And when it comes to hatred and revenge
he got a sh*t full
Cuz he got Cut from meat market for kawa
Ay yo, he been hittin fat airshots son
Since the age of 11
But uwuing his enemy to death
That was his favorite weapon
And in death you paid in hell
Boy it can't be paid in heaven
And this season broking’s back in invite
He better start prayin to the reverend
Bon Appetite
Boy revenge is so sweet
Especially when it's served on a cold dish
But he has no wish
But to dorp your medic
In a fashion that’s totally epic
And the chance to receive a slight bit of mercy from him was hopeless
Murmalee
Half Chinese, half Japanisie, half American
Oh, what a species
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#20
0 Frags +

laughin to IM like haw haw haw

laughin to IM like haw haw haw
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