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I need some relationship advice
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I was in a relationship with this girl for 6 months and I had known her since primary school. We were considering have sex for a while but we wanted to wait until the right moment (we're both virgins). When the moment came we undressed to our underwear. Then I looked down at her tummy and saw a little bag, I asked her what it was and she said it was her "colostomy bag". I saw that it was attached to her so I looked closer and saw there was a tube going into her belly. The bag had a see-through window and i saw what looked like bag of shit being fed into her body. I freaked and shouted "ew ew ew ew ew ew", i then told her to "get the fuck out of my sight". she started crying but i was too freaked out and in that moment my feelings towards her changed. we got dressed again and she left the house.
She tried to text my for 2 days but i didn't respond, then she got one of her friends to contact me and she explained what it was. Apparently it's a real medical thing called a "colostomy bag" and she has one because she had her bowl removed when she was a kid and so the shit couldn't leave the butthole anymore.
It's been 5 days since that happened and I'm too scared to talk to her. How do I make her understand that I was weirded out by the fucking bag of shit she carries on her tummy!? How the hell was I supposed to know she had her bowl removed? Although I does explain why she had thin hair between the age of 7 and 12.

Should I try and make up with her? And if so then how should I do it? I ditched my previous girlfriend of 2 months for her so I was hoping the relationship with her would last. But even if it did last I don't know how I could live knowing my other half carries around a bag of poo everywhere she goes.

:S

I was in a relationship with this girl for 6 months and I had known her since primary school. We were considering have sex for a while but we wanted to wait until the right moment (we're both virgins). When the moment came we undressed to our underwear. Then I looked down at her tummy and saw a little bag, I asked her what it was and she said it was her "colostomy bag". I saw that it was attached to her so I looked closer and saw there was a tube going into her belly. The bag had a see-through window and i saw what looked like bag of shit being fed into her body. I freaked and shouted "ew ew ew ew ew ew", i then told her to "get the fuck out of my sight". she started crying but i was too freaked out and in that moment my feelings towards her changed. we got dressed again and she left the house.
She tried to text my for 2 days but i didn't respond, then she got one of her friends to contact me and she explained what it was. Apparently it's a real medical thing called a "colostomy bag" and she has one because she had her bowl removed when she was a kid and so the shit couldn't leave the butthole anymore.
It's been 5 days since that happened and I'm too scared to talk to her. How do I make her understand that I was weirded out by the fucking bag of shit she carries on her tummy!? How the hell was I supposed to know she had her bowl removed? Although I does explain why she had thin hair between the age of 7 and 12.

Should I try and make up with her? And if so then how should I do it? I ditched my previous girlfriend of 2 months for her so I was hoping the relationship with her would last. But even if it did last I don't know how I could live knowing my other half carries around a bag of poo everywhere she goes.

:S
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#2
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you sound like a jackass.

you sound like a jackass.
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#3
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holy shit you fucked up so hard

holy shit you fucked up so hard
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#4
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see thats how not to get laid

see thats how [i]not[/i] to get laid
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#5
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Quality shitpost

Quality shitpost
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#6
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how have you never heard of that

how old are you what the fuck

how have you never heard of that

how old are you what the fuck
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#7
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Sounds like you're still a virgin

Sounds like you're still a virgin
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#8
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Mclane_TwilightVomitI freaked and shouted "ew ew ew ew ew ew"

lol you sound like youre 14 at most. youre lucky she even wants to talk to you anymore. she should have dumped your rude ass on the spot

[quote=Mclane_TwilightVomit]I freaked and shouted "ew ew ew ew ew ew"[/quote]
lol you sound like youre 14 at most. youre lucky she even wants to talk to you anymore. she should have dumped your rude ass on the spot
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#9
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http://www.teamfortress.tv/30994/the-great-tf-tv-kink-challenge

http://www.teamfortress.tv/30994/the-great-tf-tv-kink-challenge
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#10
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I think you need more than relationship advice.

I think you need more than relationship advice.
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#11
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Damn dude, if she doesn't feel insecure enough about this thing, you gotta tell her to "get the fuck out of my sight". You're coming off as an ass

Damn dude, if she doesn't feel insecure enough about this thing, you gotta tell her to "get the fuck out of my sight". You're coming off as an ass
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Mclane_TwilightVomitBut even if it did last I don't know how I could live knowing my other half carries around a bag of poo everywhere she goes.

find someone else then

[quote=Mclane_TwilightVomit]But even if it did last I don't know how I could live knowing my other half carries around a bag of poo everywhere she goes.[/quote]

find someone else then
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fuzionhow have you never heard of that

how old are you what the fuck

well im not an expert on what doctors do and stuff

bl4nkSounds like you're still a virgin

mind your own beeswax

vetiaI think you need more than relationship advice.

i guess i maybe over reacted a little, but it is pretty disgusting tbh

[quote=fuzion]how have you never heard of that

how old are you what the fuck[/quote]
well im not an expert on what doctors do and stuff

[quote=bl4nk]Sounds like you're still a virgin[/quote]
mind your own beeswax

[quote=vetia]I think you need more than relationship advice.[/quote]
i guess i maybe over reacted a little, but it is pretty disgusting tbh
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#14
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Was this you when you saw it?
https://youtu.be/BndXkQ__FBo?t=28s

Was this you when you saw it?
https://youtu.be/BndXkQ__FBo?t=28s
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#15
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Mclane_TwilightVomitBut even if it did last I don't know how I could live knowing my other half carries around a bag of poo everywhere she goes.

everyone poops :/

[quote=Mclane_TwilightVomit]But even if it did last I don't know how I could live knowing my other half carries around a bag of poo everywhere she goes.
[/quote]
everyone poops :/
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#16
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i would nut

i would nut
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#17
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Mclane_TwilightVomitdetailed post seeking adviceMclane_TwilightVomitmind your own beeswax

bye

[quote=Mclane_TwilightVomit][i]detailed post seeking advice[/i][/quote]
[quote=Mclane_TwilightVomit]mind your own beeswax[/quote]

bye
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#18
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his name is Mclane_TwilightVomit boys

please stop responding

his name is Mclane_TwilightVomit boys

please stop responding
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#19
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owlhis name is Mclane_TwilightVomit boys

please stop responding

what is your problem?

[quote=owl]his name is Mclane_TwilightVomit boys

please stop responding[/quote]
what is your problem?
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#20
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ur young and dumb thats the joke

ur young and dumb thats the joke
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#21
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i mean it doesnt matter what she carries around all pussies look the same inside u know

i mean it doesnt matter what she carries around all pussies look the same inside u know
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#22
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Yo If You Don't Know What A Colostomy Bag Is And Your Name Is _TwilightVomit, You Probably Shouldn't Be Having Sex

Yo If You Don't Know What A Colostomy Bag Is And Your Name Is _TwilightVomit, You Probably Shouldn't Be Having Sex
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#23
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why can you people stay civil? im here seeking advice

i feel like my head is all over the place right now, just some friendly help would do me a lot of good now

kapeesh?

why can you people stay civil? im here seeking advice

i feel like my head is all over the place right now, just some friendly help would do me a lot of good now

kapeesh?
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#24
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b-but anon i poop from there~

b-but anon i poop from there~
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#25
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thread's where it belongs

[img]http://i1.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dumpster-dive-flickr-diegofuego.jpg?resize=600%2C399[/img]
thread's where it belongs
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#26
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owlhis name is Mclane_TwilightVomit boys

please stop responding

Look at his profile for gems like this

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div 6 platnim engi and soldiar
my hobby is converting jews to christ

im gonna own every soldier hat
[quote=owl]his name is Mclane_TwilightVomit boys

please stop responding[/quote]

Look at his profile for gems like this
[spoiler]div 6 platnim engi and soldiar
my hobby is converting jews to christ

im gonna own every soldier hat
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#27
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Conkyowlhis name is Mclane_TwilightVomit boys

please stop responding

Look at his profile for gems like this
Show Content
div 6 platnim engi and soldiar
my hobby is converting jews to christ

im gonna own every soldier hat

so you're making fun of my profile now??
why?

[quote=Conky][quote=owl]his name is Mclane_TwilightVomit boys

please stop responding[/quote]

Look at his profile for gems like this
[spoiler]div 6 platnim engi and soldiar
my hobby is converting jews to christ

im gonna own every soldier hat
[/spoiler][/quote]
so you're making fun of my profile now??
why?
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#28
newbie.tf
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Mclane_TwilightVomitBut even if it did last I don't know how I could live knowing my other half carries around a bag of poo everywhere she goes.

it's called a colon dude, we all have one.

[quote=Mclane_TwilightVomit]But even if it did last I don't know how I could live knowing my other half carries around a bag of poo everywhere she goes.[/quote]
it's called a colon dude, we all have one.
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#29
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KevinIsPwnMclane_TwilightVomitBut even if it did last I don't know how I could live knowing my other half carries around a bag of poo everywhere she goes.it's called a colon dude, we all have one.

yes but i dont carry mine in a bag

[quote=KevinIsPwn][quote=Mclane_TwilightVomit]But even if it did last I don't know how I could live knowing my other half carries around a bag of poo everywhere she goes.[/quote]
it's called a colon dude, we all have one.[/quote]
yes but i dont carry mine in a bag
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#30
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http://pastebin.com/qMpx1gzM

when u have shit like this on yr profile its really hard for people to take you seriously

http://pastebin.com/qMpx1gzM

when u have shit like this on yr profile its really hard for people to take you seriously
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