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hypothetical horse question
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okay so if u were in medieval times, and someone approaches you on a horse during a war, and you stab the horse and its just completely incapacitated and bleeding and looking up at you and crying because it does not know whats going on, would you help it and die, or just ignore it and stab the guy who just fell off of a horse

i personally would help it because its literally A CRYING FUCKING HORSE BLEEDING

(why would u ignore it wtf)

okay so if u were in medieval times, and someone approaches you on a horse during a war, and you stab the horse and its just completely incapacitated and bleeding and looking up at you and crying because it does not know whats going on, would you help it and die, or just ignore it and stab the guy who just fell off of a horse

i personally would help it because its literally A CRYING FUCKING HORSE BLEEDING

(why would u ignore it wtf)
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#2
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Are you retarded?

Are you retarded?
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#3
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would u kill a horse

would u kill a horse
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#4
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YOU STAB THE GUY WHO FELL OF THE HORSE

its war they are trained animals

u are a fucking retard

YOU STAB THE GUY WHO FELL OF THE HORSE

its war they are trained animals

u are a fucking retard
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#5
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the horse can't kill you idiot but the guy can if he gets up

the horse can't kill you idiot but the guy can if he gets up
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#6
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its a bleeding crying animal owl would u just ignore it?

its a bleeding crying animal owl would u just ignore it?
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#7
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yes im a bird of prey bleeding crying animals are part of my daily life

yes im a bird of prey bleeding crying animals are part of my daily life
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#8
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http://www.vectoons.com/static1/preview2/stock-vector-crying-horse-illustration--8731.jpg

[img]http://www.vectoons.com/static1/preview2/stock-vector-crying-horse-illustration--8731.jpg[/img]
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#9
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so basically would u waste ur life to care about an animal u stabbed on purpose

so basically would u waste ur life to care about an animal u stabbed on purpose
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#10
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why would you stab the horse and not kill the person on the horse trying to kill you in the first place

why would you stab the horse and not kill the person on the horse trying to kill you in the first place
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#11
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what if marth did it

what would you do then indecency

what if marth was on the horse

what if marth WAS the horse

what if marth did it

what would you do then indecency

what if marth was on the horse

what if marth WAS the horse
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#12
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what happens when you die?

what happens when you die?
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Pendawhat happens when you die?

grim reaper gets another paycheck

[quote=Penda]what happens when you die?[/quote]
grim reaper gets another paycheck
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#14
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flatlinewhat if marth did it

what would you do then indecency

what if marth was on the horse

what if marth WAS the horse

yes

[quote=flatline]what if marth did it

what would you do then indecency

what if marth was on the horse

what if marth WAS the horse[/quote]

yes
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#15
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http://i.imgur.com/FA0se80.jpg

ill fuck a horse up

[img]http://i.imgur.com/FA0se80.jpg[/img]

ill fuck a horse up
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#16
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i feel like you've been playing too much runescape my good friend tasheem

i feel like you've been playing too much runescape my good friend tasheem
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#17
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http://i.imgur.com/jjrqc5Q.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/jjrqc5Q.jpg[/img]
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A properly trained war horse will fuck up anyone who isn't it's rider (and sometimes the rider). Trying to administer medical treatment to a war horse in the middle of battle is a terrible idea and you will die.

Also, with medieval knowledge of medicine a horse is never going to make it. It's better to off it right then and there so it doesn't suffer. But only if you have the time. Most likely if you're in a battle with other people you've got more important things to deal with.

A properly trained war horse will fuck up anyone who isn't it's rider (and sometimes the rider). Trying to administer medical treatment to a war horse in the middle of battle is a terrible idea and you will die.

Also, with medieval knowledge of medicine a horse is never going to make it. It's better to off it right then and there so it doesn't suffer. But only if you have the time. Most likely if you're in a battle with other people you've got more important things to deal with.
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flatlinewhat if marth did it

what would you do then indecency

what if marth was on the horse

what if marth WAS the horse

Hey

[quote=flatline]what if marth did it

what would you do then indecency

what if marth was on the horse

what if marth WAS the horse[/quote]
Hey
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#20
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owlthe horse can't kill you idiot but the guy can if he gets up

horses are dangerous

[quote=owl]the horse can't kill you idiot but the guy can if he gets up[/quote]
horses are dangerous
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#21
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kill your self my man

kill your self my man
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#22
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eeeowlthe horse can't kill you idiot but the guy can if he gets uphorses are dangerous

not if its crippled and bleeding

[quote=eee][quote=owl]the horse can't kill you idiot but the guy can if he gets up[/quote]
horses are dangerous[/quote]

not if its crippled and bleeding
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#23
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Somehow this is the thread that gets me to take this sub off of my recent discussion. Congratulations? I don't know, fuck you.

Somehow this is the thread that gets me to take this sub off of my recent discussion. Congratulations? I don't know, fuck you.
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tatuwaheeeowlthe horse can't kill you idiot but the guy can if he gets uphorses are dangerous
not if its crippled and bleeding

Yes. Especially if it's crippled and bleeding. Injured animals are very dangerous.

If you try to get close to a crippled horse you will get kicked to death.

[quote=tatuwah][quote=eee][quote=owl]the horse can't kill you idiot but the guy can if he gets up[/quote]
horses are dangerous[/quote]

not if its crippled and bleeding[/quote]
Yes. Especially if it's crippled and bleeding. Injured animals are very dangerous.

If you try to get close to a crippled horse you will get kicked to death.
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#25
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horse

horse
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Not_Matlocktatuwaheeeowlthe horse can't kill you idiot but the guy can if he gets uphorses are dangerous
not if its crippled and bleeding
Yes. Especially if it's crippled and bleeding. Injured animals are very dangerous.

If you try to get close to a crippled horse you will get kicked to death.

but what if its crying

[quote=Not_Matlock][quote=tatuwah][quote=eee][quote=owl]the horse can't kill you idiot but the guy can if he gets up[/quote]
horses are dangerous[/quote]

not if its crippled and bleeding[/quote]
Yes. Especially if it's crippled and bleeding. Injured animals are very dangerous.

If you try to get close to a crippled horse you will get kicked to death.[/quote]

but what if its crying
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Not_Matlocktatuwaheeeowlthe horse can't kill you idiot but the guy can if he gets uphorses are dangerous
not if its crippled and bleeding
Yes. Especially if it's crippled and bleeding. Injured animals are very dangerous.

If you try to get close to a crippled horse you will get kicked to death.

that makes stabbing it an even worse idea thanks for sharing your knowledge of dead horses with the rest of us though

[quote=Not_Matlock][quote=tatuwah][quote=eee][quote=owl]the horse can't kill you idiot but the guy can if he gets up[/quote]
horses are dangerous[/quote]

not if its crippled and bleeding[/quote]
Yes. Especially if it's crippled and bleeding. Injured animals are very dangerous.

If you try to get close to a crippled horse you will get kicked to death.[/quote]

that makes stabbing it an even worse idea thanks for sharing your knowledge of dead horses with the rest of us though
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