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Funny tf2 misconceptions thread
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#31
7 Frags +
hoolimy dad used to pop his head into my room and ask if i've "beaten the game yet" at least 3 days a week

what did you tell him?

[quote=hooli]my dad used to pop his head into my room and ask if i've "beaten the game yet" at least 3 days a week[/quote]
what did you tell him?
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#32
10 Frags +
fatswimdudehoolimy dad used to pop his head into my room and ask if i've "beaten the game yet" at least 3 days a weekwhat did you tell him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOOK281dwc

[quote=fatswimdude][quote=hooli]my dad used to pop his head into my room and ask if i've "beaten the game yet" at least 3 days a week[/quote]
what did you tell him?[/quote]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOOK281dwc[/youtube]
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#33
5 Frags +
hoolimy dad used to pop his head into my room and ask if i've "beaten the game yet" at least 3 days a week

this one is my favourite

[quote=hooli]my dad used to pop his head into my room and ask if i've "beaten the game yet" at least 3 days a week[/quote]
this one is my favourite
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#34
-5 Frags +

that pyro/heavy/engineer are actual competitive classes

that pyro/heavy/engineer are actual competitive classes
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#35
3 Frags +
fatswimdudehoolimy dad used to pop his head into my room and ask if i've "beaten the game yet" at least 3 days a weekwhat did you tell him?

http://www.teamfortress.tv/5188/i-beat-tf2

[quote=fatswimdude][quote=hooli]my dad used to pop his head into my room and ask if i've "beaten the game yet" at least 3 days a week[/quote]
what did you tell him?[/quote]
http://www.teamfortress.tv/5188/i-beat-tf2
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#36
31 Frags +

My dad is positive that competitive video games are a farce or something idk

He also always comes over and trash talks me when I'm losing in MGE :|

My dad is positive that competitive video games are a farce or something idk

He also always comes over and trash talks me when I'm losing in MGE :|
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#37
2 Frags +

maybe he just wants to push you towards your greatest potential

https://youtu.be/S6vTI5g198E?t=1m5s

maybe he just wants to push you towards your greatest potential

https://youtu.be/S6vTI5g198E?t=1m5s
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#38
5 Frags +
Alkaline
He also always comes over and trash talks me when I'm losing in MGE :|

Yeah my dad does this too in like every game he sees me play, I suppose it is kind of funny

[quote=Alkaline]

He also always comes over and trash talks me when I'm losing in MGE :|[/quote]

Yeah my dad does this too in like every game he sees me play, I suppose it is kind of funny
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#39
59 Frags +

When I went to GXL last year, I actually drove instead of flying. So I had to cross the Canada/US border.

They asked why I was traveling and I explained "Well there's a video gaming event that I'm going to, and I'm doing announcing for this weekend-long event, for a game called Team Fortress 2."

Then she asked "So how much do they pay you for that?"

Nothing bitch

When I went to GXL last year, I actually drove instead of flying. So I had to cross the Canada/US border.

They asked why I was traveling and I explained "Well there's a video gaming event that I'm going to, and I'm doing announcing for this weekend-long event, for a game called Team Fortress 2."

Then she asked "So how much do they pay you for that?"

Nothing bitch
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#40
41 Frags +

i tried explaining tf2 economics to my mom once and she tried to make me sell hats for tuition :(

i tried explaining tf2 economics to my mom once and she tried to make me sell hats for tuition :(
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#41
40 Frags +
lvl4i tried explaining tf2 economics to my mom once and she tried to make me sell hats for tuition :(

i told my mom about selling tf2 hats and stuff and she asked me if i was doing anything illegal

[quote=lvl4]i tried explaining tf2 economics to my mom once and she tried to make me sell hats for tuition :([/quote]
i told my mom about selling tf2 hats and stuff and she asked me if i was doing anything illegal
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#42
50 Frags +

I got a few.

My brothers are 12 and they were 10 when I introduced them to competitive TF2. The first thing I showed them was a TLR frag video. Ever since, they keep asking me if I'm secretly, TLR, despite the fact that I've said no each time.

I had a sociology project in which I had to show how competitive gaming affected society. In doing so, I showed the various amount of time people played, I showed them a picture of somebodies profile with 200 hours and they didn't care, and then I showed them b4nny's number of hours and the next question from literally ALL of my class was if I knew if he was fat or not.

I have a friend at work who thinks he's the best player in TF2 because he has an australium and can top a scoreboard in a valve server. I haven't told him about competitive yet, nor have I asked him to MGE me. He also has no idea that I also have an australium, so he constantly calls me "low tier."

Somebody thought I had modded Super Smash Bros. Melee when they saw me play TF2 because my hitsound is Fox's melee reflector.

My dad knows I'm into a lot of competitive games, but TF2 is the only one where he will watch over my shoulder, boo at me when I'm losing, and then when I ask why, he tells me he's trying to prepare me for "when you finally leave Open and go to LAN". I haven't told him yet that I'm not open and that he'd be the one paying for it.

I follow both TF2 and Melee, and my brothers try to as well, however, they frequently mix up names. They once accidentially called Mango "b4nny" and vise versa, as well as having confused Cyzer and Hugs.

I got a few.

My brothers are 12 and they were 10 when I introduced them to competitive TF2. The first thing I showed them was a TLR frag video. Ever since, they keep asking me if I'm secretly, TLR, despite the fact that I've said no each time.

I had a sociology project in which I had to show how competitive gaming affected society. In doing so, I showed the various amount of time people played, I showed them a picture of somebodies profile with 200 hours and they didn't care, and then I showed them b4nny's number of hours and the next question from literally ALL of my class was if I knew if he was fat or not.

I have a friend at work who thinks he's the best player in TF2 because he has an australium and can top a scoreboard in a valve server. I haven't told him about competitive yet, nor have I asked him to MGE me. He also has no idea that I also have an australium, so he constantly calls me "low tier."

Somebody thought I had modded Super Smash Bros. Melee when they saw me play TF2 because my hitsound is Fox's melee reflector.

My dad knows I'm into a lot of competitive games, but TF2 is the only one where he will watch over my shoulder, boo at me when I'm losing, and then when I ask why, he tells me he's trying to prepare me for "when you finally leave Open and go to LAN". I haven't told him yet that I'm not open and that he'd be the one paying for it.

I follow both TF2 and Melee, and my brothers try to as well, however, they frequently mix up names. They once accidentially called Mango "b4nny" and vise versa, as well as having confused Cyzer and Hugs.
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#43
19 Frags +

my father used to call tf2 "the army game" and then he'd quote my calls as "lets get em around the corner" ..he ALWAYS used that exact quote though hahaha

GetawhaleWhen I went to GXL last year, I actually drove instead of flying. So I had to cross the Canada/US border.

first time goin to ETS i was crossin back to murica and the dude asked why i was in canadia and i told em for a video game competition, he asked what game, i said tf2. turns out he had like 2k hours pubbing, and also frequented the restaurant i worked at. fuckin small world man. (said restaurant was ~4 hrs from the border)

my father used to call tf2 "the army game" and then he'd quote my calls as "lets get em around the corner" ..he ALWAYS used that exact quote though hahaha

[quote=Getawhale]When I went to GXL last year, I actually drove instead of flying. So I had to cross the Canada/US border.[/quote]

first time goin to ETS i was crossin back to murica and the dude asked why i was in canadia and i told em for a video game competition, he asked what game, i said tf2. turns out he had like 2k hours pubbing, and also frequented the restaurant i worked at. fuckin small world man. (said restaurant was ~4 hrs from the border)
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#44
17 Frags +
LulzyHe also has no idea that I also have an australium, so he constantly calls me "low tier."

Damn dude, that's beta behavior. Tell this kid what the hell is up. Stand up for yourself.

[quote=Lulzy]He also has no idea that I also have an australium, so he constantly calls me "low tier."
[/quote]

Damn dude, that's beta behavior. Tell this kid what the hell is up. Stand up for yourself.
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#45
31 Frags +
LulzyMy dad knows I'm into a lot of competitive games, but TF2 is the only one where he will watch over my shoulder, boo at me when I'm losing, and then when I ask why, he tells me he's trying to prepare me for "when you finally leave Open and go to LAN". I haven't told him yet that I'm not open and that he'd be the one paying for it.

Holy shit this is gold.

I wonder if this is how mangachu's dad is at home?

[quote=Lulzy]
My dad knows I'm into a lot of competitive games, but TF2 is the only one where he will watch over my shoulder, boo at me when I'm losing, and then when I ask why, he tells me he's trying to prepare me for [i]"when you finally leave Open and go to LAN"[/i]. I haven't told him yet that I'm not open and that he'd be the one paying for it.[/quote]


Holy shit this is gold.

I wonder if this is how mangachu's dad is at home?
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#46
7 Frags +
marmadukeGRYLLSmy father used to call tf2 "the army game" and then he'd quote my calls as "lets get em around the corner" ..he ALWAYS used that exact quote though hahaha

When some friends of mine are around and I'm playing TF2, they'll randomly yell "SCOUT'S DOWN, MEDIC'S DOWN"

[quote=marmadukeGRYLLS]my father used to call tf2 "the army game" and then he'd quote my calls as "lets get em around the corner" ..he ALWAYS used that exact quote though hahaha[/quote]

When some friends of mine are around and I'm playing TF2, they'll randomly yell "SCOUT'S DOWN, MEDIC'S DOWN"
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#47
29 Frags +
Lulzy he tells me he's trying to prepare me for "when you finally leave Open and go to LAN".

Your dad sounds like a pretty dope person

[quote=Lulzy] he tells me he's trying to prepare me for "when you finally leave Open and go to LAN".[/quote]

Your dad sounds like a pretty dope person
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#48
13 Frags +

A friend of mine still plays tf2 on the Xbox360, and he brags how he destroys people on 2Fort with pocket heavy / medic combo

A friend of mine still plays tf2 on the Xbox360, and he brags how he destroys people on 2Fort with pocket heavy / medic combo
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#49
8 Frags +

turns out most of the time i would have to explain to my parents that i couldnt go to where ever they wanted me to go on some nights because i had a "tf2 match" or "scrims" and i would explain to them that it was like having to go to baseball or soccer practice when you were a kid only its at night and behind my computer.

I also tried explaining "e-Sports" to this one kid in my hs that was oddly interested at what i do at home and he kept thinking i was trying to say FIFA or Madden Football....

turns out most of the time i would have to explain to my parents that i couldnt go to where ever they wanted me to go on some nights because i had a "tf2 match" or "scrims" and i would explain to them that it was like having to go to baseball or soccer practice when you were a kid only its at night and behind my computer.

I also tried explaining "e-Sports" to this one kid in my hs that was oddly interested at what i do at home and he kept thinking i was trying to say FIFA or Madden Football....
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#50
42 Frags +

my mom asks to mge me infront of my team randomly on mic it's pretty great.

my mom asks to mge me infront of my team randomly on mic it's pretty great.
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#51
4 Frags +
marmadukeGRYLLSfirst time goin to ETS i was crossin back to murica and the dude asked why i was in canadia and i told em for a video game competition, he asked what game, i said tf2. turns out he had like 2k hours pubbing, and also frequented the restaurant i worked at. fuckin small world man. (said restaurant was ~4 hrs from the border)

That's sick.. this woman just looked at me weird like I was full of shit

[quote=marmadukeGRYLLS]first time goin to ETS i was crossin back to murica and the dude asked why i was in canadia and i told em for a video game competition, he asked what game, i said tf2. turns out he had like 2k hours pubbing, and also frequented the restaurant i worked at. fuckin small world man. (said restaurant was ~4 hrs from the border)[/quote]

That's sick.. this woman just looked at me weird like I was full of shit
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#52
21 Frags +

My mom calls airshots; "mid-airs"

My mom calls airshots; "mid-airs"
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#53
44 Frags +

I was in a gaming club at my college and they saw me play tf2 and the first thing i get asked is have you played against star

I was in a gaming club at my college and they saw me play tf2 and the first thing i get asked is have you played against star
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#54
23 Frags +
PendaMy mom calls airshots; "mid-airs"

Does she play in ozfortress? HEH

[quote=Penda]My mom calls airshots; "mid-airs"[/quote]

Does she play in ozfortress? HEH
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#55
-4 Frags +

Hearing rr call the gestapo "guestapo" or memphisvon say "shoot the magic hat"

Hearing rr call the gestapo "guestapo" or memphisvon say "shoot the magic hat"
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#56
15 Frags +
hoolimy dad used to pop his head into my room and ask if i've "beaten the game yet" at least 3 days a week

are ya winnin son?

[quote=hooli]my dad used to pop his head into my room and ask if i've "beaten the game yet" at least 3 days a week[/quote]

are ya winnin son?
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#57
41 Frags +

one time my dad was talking about how loud i was when he was trying to sleep early, then started yelling things such as "PUSH VALLEY", "MED DOWN" and "SCOUT CHOKE". it surprised me he remembered so much

one time my dad was talking about how loud i was when he was trying to sleep early, then started yelling things such as "PUSH VALLEY", "MED DOWN" and "SCOUT CHOKE". it surprised me he remembered so much
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#58
90 Frags +

like two years ago i was watching a ggglygy stream and my dad walked in. he watched for 15 seconds before asking "he's an idiot, isn't he?"

like two years ago i was watching a ggglygy stream and my dad walked in. he watched for 15 seconds before asking "he's an idiot, isn't he?"
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#59
5 Frags +

I also got my dad to play a round of Dustbowl and a lobby. On dustbowl he wanted to do only engi (since he is actually an engineer lol) and on the lobby he would call out every death, yelling 'Med down Med down' when the friendly medic would die, fortunately he was massively carried so he wasn't reped

I also got my dad to play a round of Dustbowl and a lobby. On dustbowl he wanted to do only engi (since he is actually an engineer lol) and on the lobby he would call out every death, yelling 'Med down Med down' when the friendly medic would die, fortunately he was massively carried so he wasn't reped
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#60
29 Frags +
geomy mom asks to mge me infront of my team randomly on mic it's pretty great.

one time we talked to geo's mom it was great until she said he was a disappointment

[quote=geo]my mom asks to mge me infront of my team randomly on mic it's pretty great.[/quote]
one time we talked to geo's mom it was great until she said he was a disappointment
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