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ETF2L S21 Playoffs Delays: The Aftermath
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The year is 2019. After 4 long years, the bugs have been polished out and the ETF2L Season 21 playoffs are beginning.

nR lost their sponsorship many years ago and after having gone through every other cereal mascot in the time between the main season and playoffs are now named Captain's Crunchers, thought by many as their best name to date, even beating Coco's Poppers. Due to this distinct name advantage over The Final Resort, who have changed their name to avoid confusion with people named Tyler, CC are set to take this series in a clean 6-0 sweep after Sideshow fucks up the configs.

Permzilla, coming back fresh from his 5th retirement, has finished allowing all of TF2's weapons on the 6v6 whitelist in order to finish the game off for good. ShaDowBurn now uses the Beggar's Bazooka exclusively which has been buffed to fire 9 perfectly accurate Direct Hit rockets on a full load, except when mercing for LEGO when he uses his exclusive Genuine Unusual StatTrak Promotional Factory New "LEGO Brick" Rocket Launcher to promote team synergy.

The first game, casted by Season 18's Caster of the Season Admirable and Season 19's Caster of the Season Admirable, with an exclusive appearance from Season 20's Caster of the Season Admirable on camera, starts in disaster as CC realise they need three mercs to TFR's one, as the Anti-Cheat staff have finally reached their goal of banning every player to live or have been born in France. The only French players still standing are baud, who conclusively proved his innocence by pointing out to the AC team that he is in fact Belgian and not French, and KnOxXx, who the AC team tried to ban for aimbotting before realising he can't aim.

With NiCO having been banned after the shocking discovery that his mum was playing for him the whole time, TFR try to bring in sheepy; unfortunately, the merc is denied by Reason. TFR try to dispute this on the grounds that Reason are not even playing in this fixture but admins rule that the denial stands, forcing TFR to use ShaDowBurn on his third PC; his second is already in use as he is also playing in the place of Herr_P, who is trapped in a nightmarish alternate dimension of infinitely long train journeys. CC just borrow KnOxXx from Reason, who plays Medic for them; when asked who their last two players will be, KnOxXx claims that with his superior strategic maincalling they will not need more than 4 as Zebbosai can switch betwen Roamer, Pocket and Scout as needed. CC's scout, captainthecruncher, approves of this toxicity.

Minutes before the game begins, Team Fortress 3 is released. Playoffs are delayed until a bug is fixed which causes Pyro to still be in the game.

The year is 2019. After 4 long years, the bugs have been polished out and the ETF2L Season 21 playoffs are beginning.

nR lost their sponsorship many years ago and after having gone through every other cereal mascot in the time between the main season and playoffs are now named Captain's Crunchers, thought by many as their best name to date, even beating Coco's Poppers. Due to this distinct name advantage over The Final Resort, who have changed their name to avoid confusion with people named Tyler, CC are set to take this series in a clean 6-0 sweep after Sideshow fucks up the configs.

Permzilla, coming back fresh from his 5th retirement, has finished allowing all of TF2's weapons on the 6v6 whitelist in order to finish the game off for good. ShaDowBurn now uses the Beggar's Bazooka exclusively which has been buffed to fire 9 perfectly accurate Direct Hit rockets on a full load, except when mercing for LEGO when he uses his exclusive Genuine Unusual StatTrak Promotional Factory New "LEGO Brick" Rocket Launcher to promote team synergy.

The first game, casted by Season 18's Caster of the Season Admirable and Season 19's Caster of the Season Admirable, with an exclusive appearance from Season 20's Caster of the Season Admirable on camera, starts in disaster as CC realise they need three mercs to TFR's one, as the Anti-Cheat staff have finally reached their goal of banning every player to live or have been born in France. The only French players still standing are baud, who conclusively proved his innocence by pointing out to the AC team that he is in fact Belgian and not French, and KnOxXx, who the AC team tried to ban for aimbotting before realising he can't aim.

With NiCO having been banned after the shocking discovery that his mum was playing for him the whole time, TFR try to bring in sheepy; unfortunately, the merc is denied by Reason. TFR try to dispute this on the grounds that Reason are not even playing in this fixture but admins rule that the denial stands, forcing TFR to use ShaDowBurn on his third PC; his second is already in use as he is also playing in the place of Herr_P, who is trapped in a nightmarish alternate dimension of infinitely long train journeys. CC just borrow KnOxXx from Reason, who plays Medic for them; when asked who their last two players will be, KnOxXx claims that with his superior strategic maincalling they will not need more than 4 as Zebbosai can switch betwen Roamer, Pocket and Scout as needed. CC's scout, captainthecruncher, approves of this toxicity.

Minutes before the game begins, Team Fortress 3 is released. Playoffs are delayed until a bug is fixed which causes Pyro to still be in the game.
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#2
21 Frags +

Better than realtalk.tf

Better than realtalk.tf
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#3
10 Frags +

I love you... your writings are masterpieces!

I love you... your writings are masterpieces!
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#4
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10/10

10/10
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#5
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That was five minutes incredibly well spent.

That was five minutes incredibly well spent.
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#6
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"TFR try to bring in sheepy; unfortunately, the merc is denied by Reason. TFR try to dispute this on the grounds that Reason are not even playing in this fixture"

fucking pissed myself

"TFR try to bring in sheepy; unfortunately, the merc is denied by Reason. TFR try to dispute this on the grounds that Reason are not even playing in this fixture"

fucking pissed myself
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#7
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Incidentally, the above is also a genuine suggestion to TLR to change their name to TFR, so that they can get sponsored by dental practices who will get advertisement every time Mirelin calls them "teeth-ee-are" in a cast.

Incidentally, the above is also a genuine suggestion to TLR to change their name to TFR, so that they can get sponsored by dental practices who will get advertisement every time Mirelin calls them "teeth-ee-are" in a cast.
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#8
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Top Banter EU

Top Banter EU
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#9
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Genuine LMAO, your mind is a great asset to the community.

Genuine LMAO, your mind is a great asset to the community.
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#10
7 Frags +

Writer of the season

Writer of the season
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#11
6 Frags +

top notch banter with the cheeky boys

top notch banter with the cheeky boys
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#12
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VanguardDLKcaptainthecruncher

thats amazing
i know what my name at i55s gonna be

[quote=VanguardDLK]captainthecruncher[/quote]
thats amazing
i know what my name at i55s gonna be
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#13
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VanguardDLKPlayoffs are delayed until a bug is fixed which causes Pyro to still be in the game.

The cherry on top, 10/10

[quote=VanguardDLK]Playoffs are delayed until a bug is fixed which causes Pyro to still be in the game.[/quote]

The cherry on top, 10/10
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#14
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I'm really glad that I decided to keep up with EU tf2, this all makes sense to some NA scrub like myself. To the rest of you NA people, if you were looking for a reason to keep up with stuff across the big lake, this is it.

I'm really glad that I decided to keep up with EU tf2, this all makes sense to some NA scrub like myself. To the rest of you NA people, if you were looking for a reason to keep up with stuff across the big lake, this is it.
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#15
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I'm really glad that I decided to keep up with EU tf2, this all makes sense to some NA scrub like myself. To the rest of you NA people, if you were looking for a reason to keep up with stuff across the big lake, this is it.

I'm really glad that I decided to keep up with EU tf2, this all makes sense to some NA scrub like myself. To the rest of you NA people, if you were looking for a reason to keep up with stuff across the big lake, this is it.
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#16
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with a writer like this, ETF2L will be sponsored by NASA because Vanguard is out of this world

with a writer like this, ETF2L will be sponsored by NASA because Vanguard is out of this world
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#17
2 Frags +

Please you need to make this a full book franchise

Please you need to make this a full book franchise
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#18
6 Frags +

PART 2!

PART 2!
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#19
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ThalashPART 2!

its coming i can confirm

http://puu.sh/iQmrV/dee3cf5866.png

[quote=Thalash]PART 2![/quote]

its coming i can confirm
[img]http://puu.sh/iQmrV/dee3cf5866.png[/img]
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#20
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RubyRoseThalashPART 2!
its coming i can confirm
http://puu.sh/iQmrV/dee3cf5866.png

#OpenIlluminati

And no Ruby you're not really in Mid it doesn't count if you get carried 8)

[quote=RubyRose][quote=Thalash]PART 2![/quote]

its coming i can confirm
[img]http://puu.sh/iQmrV/dee3cf5866.png[/img][/quote]

#OpenIlluminati

And no Ruby you're not really in Mid it doesn't count if you get carried 8)
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The dream is real

[quote][9:47 PM] vanguard: joined #content[/quote]

The dream is real
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#22
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TLR aka TFT should be Tee Lee Are!!

TLR aka TFT should be Tee Lee Are!!
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DavidTheWin[9:47 PM] vanguard: joined #content
The dream is real

Finally I have made the jump from independent shitposting to OFFICIAL shitposting!

[quote=DavidTheWin][quote][9:47 PM] vanguard: joined #content[/quote]

The dream is real[/quote]

Finally I have made the jump from independent shitposting to OFFICIAL shitposting!
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I'm so happy

One of my forum dreams has come to fruition

I'm so happy

One of my forum dreams has come to fruition
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VanguardDLKDavidTheWin[9:47 PM] vanguard: joined #content
The dream is real

Finally I have made the jump from independent shitposting to OFFICIAL shitposting!

Congratulations!

[quote=VanguardDLK][quote=DavidTheWin][quote][9:47 PM] vanguard: joined #content[/quote]

The dream is real[/quote]

Finally I have made the jump from independent shitposting to OFFICIAL shitposting![/quote]
Congratulations!
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