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URGENT: Female Yohn Spotted? Advice Needed
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Alright people. So this morning I was walking down the street, coming back from the dentist. My dentist had said my gums were very healthy, so I was pretty pumped about that. Flying high.

Anyway - guess who I saw coming jogging towards me?

Well, maybe you already guessed it from the title.

Get this: It was like looking at Yohn, right? But (and this is the freaky part) it was NOT Yohn. It was a girl.

Now, Yohn's a good-looking fella. I don't mind saying that. I don't think I'm telling any tales out of school there. Objectively speaking, he's quite handsome, right? Exactly.

So - that being said - can you imagine how hot this girl was? I mean no, she didn't have Yohn's exact face. She would just look like a man if she did. She had the FEMALE VERSION of Yohn's face. Big difference.

What I mean is.. for example... she had the same sorta nose, but like smaller. And slightly upturned. Oh yeah and it was red at the tip, cause of the cold maybe? I think that's really cute myself, I don't know about you. She had the same sort of face structure, I dunno. I don't know how to describe it. Just Yohn's face, but more feminine overall. And the body. Good GOD. Definitely more feminine. 'Nuff said.

When she passed by me our eyes kind of met, y'know? I'm not gonna lie, I felt a spark. Then she looked away quickly. I think my bad-boy looks and healthy pink gums might have intimidated her. Whatever. I already got a girl. A girl whose face doesn't remind me of a premiership demoman.

So anyway, I was thinking I should find a way to track down Yohnette and somehow get her together with Yohn. Do you guys think that would be a good idea? I mean they're already on the same level, looks-wise. Maybe their personalities would mesh too?

And imagine if they ended up having a son. Mini-Yohn.

That would kinda be like taking Yohn and cloning him. But, y'know, in like an ethical way. Rather than a twisted, Josef Mengele experiment kinda way. It could potentially be a big leap forward for science.

Alright, well, let me know your thoughts on that. And I'll keep you all posted, as and when. Take it easy.

Alright people. So this morning I was walking down the street, coming back from the dentist. My dentist had said my gums were very healthy, so I was pretty pumped about that. Flying high.

Anyway - guess who I saw coming jogging towards me?

Well, maybe you already guessed it from the title.

Get this: It was like looking at Yohn, right? But (and this is the freaky part) it was NOT Yohn. It was a girl.

Now, Yohn's a good-looking fella. I don't mind saying that. I don't think I'm telling any tales out of school there. Objectively speaking, he's quite handsome, right? Exactly.

So - that being said - can you imagine how hot this girl was? I mean no, she didn't have Yohn's exact face. She would just look like a man if she did. She had the FEMALE VERSION of Yohn's face. Big difference.

What I mean is.. for example... she had the same sorta nose, but like smaller. And slightly upturned. Oh yeah and it was red at the tip, cause of the cold maybe? I think that's really cute myself, I don't know about you. She had the same sort of face structure, I dunno. I don't know how to describe it. Just Yohn's face, but more feminine overall. And the body. Good GOD. Definitely more feminine. 'Nuff said.

When she passed by me our eyes kind of met, y'know? I'm not gonna lie, I felt a spark. Then she looked away quickly. I think my bad-boy looks and healthy pink gums might have intimidated her. Whatever. I already got a girl. A girl whose face doesn't remind me of a premiership demoman.

So anyway, I was thinking I should find a way to track down Yohnette and somehow get her together with Yohn. Do you guys think that would be a good idea? I mean they're already on the same level, looks-wise. Maybe their personalities would mesh too?

And imagine if they ended up having a son. Mini-Yohn.

That would kinda be like taking Yohn and cloning him. But, y'know, in like an ethical way. Rather than a twisted, Josef Mengele experiment kinda way. It could potentially be a big leap forward for science.

Alright, well, let me know your thoughts on that. And I'll keep you all posted, as and when. Take it easy.
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#2
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u changed ur flag to american in the 20 seconds since u posted this.. what are you up to

u changed ur flag to american in the 20 seconds since u posted this.. what are you up to
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scrabAnd the body. Good GOD. Definitely more feminine. 'Nuff said.

have you seen yohns batty???
if hers was better i can only imagine the bunda on that thing

PHWOAR

[quote=scrab]And the body. Good GOD. Definitely more feminine. 'Nuff said.[/quote]

have you seen yohns batty???
if hers was better i can only imagine the bunda on that thing

PHWOAR
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#4
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if yohn wont claim her im next in line >:D

if yohn wont claim her im next in line >:D
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2/5

2/5
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charleu changed ur flag to american in the 20 seconds since u posted this.. what are you up to

You've gotta keep Them guessing.

[quote=charle]u changed ur flag to american in the 20 seconds since u posted this.. what are you up to[/quote]

You've gotta keep Them guessing.
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#7
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We need to breed an army of Yohn's

We need to breed an army of Yohn's
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