So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck shit, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n shit. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some shit so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot shit, $10 a go.
I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n shit, ruining my buzz so i knock him the fuck out with a chair and order some more beers.