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Ultimate Point Defense: Gullywash
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#1
0 Frags +

Imagine you're on any point on Gullywash, you have:

6 to 12 players at your disposal for one team
A class limit of 2 for every class
For every case of uber ad and uber disad, where exactly would you place each player / building on any of the points and why?
Go creative, have like sentries on 2nd or whatever. Maybe have a system where some players have a defense symbiosis or something.

Here's my example:

https://i.imgur.com/G5Ewsoi.png

Imagine you're on any point on Gullywash, you have:

6 to 12 players at your disposal for one team
A class limit of 2 for every class
For every case of uber ad and uber disad, where exactly would you place each player / building on any of the points and why?
Go creative, have like sentries on 2nd or whatever. Maybe have a system where some players have a defense symbiosis or something.

Here's my example:[img]https://i.imgur.com/G5Ewsoi.png[/img]
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#2
14 Frags +

Ultimate Point Defense-posting has gone too far.

Ultimate Point Defense-posting has gone too far.
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#3
-9 Frags +

replace yak with scorpion and this is good

replace yak with scorpion and this is good
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#4
3 Frags +

"Pfft, prem on ETF2L?!" I scoff at some lowlife plebeian. This is the kind of thing that pisses me off more than anything in the world: When shitters that counter strafe at roughly 400 pixels instead of 609 on badlands middle try and fucking BM me. Like inhale my scattergun badkid. You might be wondering, what rank are you in the heirarchy of ETF2L to be talking such trash? Heh, well I don't play that petty open trash. I am among the secret intergalactic professional TF2 team that consists of TF2 LEGENDS such as Albert Einstein, Genghis Khan, and Cthulhu. We fight over fucking PLANETS against this observable universe's most talented squadrons. Players like Xerxes the Conqueror of Gullywash, or XyXyx the Forbidden Solly, are mere fucking BOTS TO ME. The only time I miss is when I lose track of the RNG frame calculation, (which I've memorized all 98 decillion outcomes of; mind you) of my pristine pistol tracking. We play on servers made specifically made by GabeN's resurrected grandfather; 5 ping? Try a ping of 8 x 12⁻⁷⁸ you insignificant swine. Tactics become so in-depth and mind-bending that one of Earth's star players and good friend of mine, Pythagoras, lost his fucking mind and died in a scrimmage from strats so genius that b4nny himself would shit his pants. So if you think even inviting me to your mge server is okay, you must be out of your fucking mind. I'm the best TF2 player to ever exist in this fucking DIMENSION, stay mad and bad kid.

"Pfft, prem on ETF2L?!" I scoff at some lowlife plebeian. This is the kind of thing that pisses me off more than anything in the world: When shitters that counter strafe at roughly 400 pixels instead of 609 on badlands middle try and fucking BM me. Like inhale my scattergun badkid. You might be wondering, what rank are you in the heirarchy of ETF2L to be talking such trash? Heh, well I don't play that petty open trash. I am among the secret intergalactic professional TF2 team that consists of TF2 LEGENDS such as Albert Einstein, Genghis Khan, and Cthulhu. We fight over fucking PLANETS against this observable universe's most talented squadrons. Players like Xerxes the Conqueror of Gullywash, or XyXyx the Forbidden Solly, are mere fucking BOTS TO ME. The only time I miss is when I lose track of the RNG frame calculation, (which I've memorized all 98 decillion outcomes of; mind you) of my pristine pistol tracking. We play on servers made specifically made by GabeN's resurrected grandfather; 5 ping? Try a ping of 8 x 12⁻⁷⁸ you insignificant swine. Tactics become so in-depth and mind-bending that one of Earth's star players and good friend of mine, Pythagoras, lost his fucking mind and died in a scrimmage from strats so genius that b4nny himself would shit his pants. So if you think even inviting me to your mge server is okay, you must be out of your fucking mind. I'm the best TF2 player to ever exist in this fucking DIMENSION, stay mad and bad kid.
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#5
1 Frags +

wheres yak's medic for him to yell at for not giving him 112% heals?

wheres yak's medic for him to yell at for not giving him 112% heals?
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#6
11 Frags +

why you pricks making fun of yak?

why you pricks making fun of yak?
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#7
28 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828554589745840169/832739237160812554/soldier_lamp.png

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828554589745840169/832739237160812554/soldier_lamp.png[/img]
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#8
36 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746585705379266611/832745376552452146/unknown.png

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746585705379266611/832745376552452146/unknown.png[/img]
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#9
22 Frags +

:)

:)
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#10
-1 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/IkdNBd6.png

[url=https://i.imgur.com/IkdNBd6.png]https://i.imgur.com/IkdNBd6.png[/url]
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