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#361
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dishsoappetition to ban scratch for saying the n word be alive to sign

dishsoap has said the n word MULTIPLE TIMES

[quote=dishsoap]petition to ban scratch for saying the n word be alive to sign[/quote]
dishsoap has said the n word MULTIPLE TIMES
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#362
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Weekend Open Power Rankings Vol. 2, Feb. 10
Updated every weekend (Posted sometime between Friday and Monday)

#1 Snore (8-0): These players are very good at Team Fortress 2.

#2 The Boomers (8-0): Their recent roster shake-up that involved picking up another great soldier and moving John Milter to demoman is most likely a small bump in the road to the finals. Overall, I'm not sure if The Boomers or Snore should have the number 1 spot, but I don't think it really matters too much. The Boomers have more former invite players, but Snore has kept a more consistent roster throughout the season, so it's hard to say which one is better until they face each other.

#3 Simian Aggression (8-0): In a battle of mammalian themed teams, Simian Aggression came out on
top with a clear cut 5-1 victory over Hostile Hamster Date Night. Can they beat The Boomers/Snore?
I'm already making enough questionable predictions so I'm going to make the safe pick and keep them
just below until they play each other a week and a half from now. (+1)

#4 Hostile Hamster Date Night (7-1): Although they lost to Simian Aggression, I don't see any reason to move
them down further than 4th considering Simian Aggression is a great team. (-1)

#5 Enoch eSports (7-0): As smesi said last week, "enoch is better than 7th". They looked great in their wins over Good Damage 2 and Plumpwench. I don't know much about this team's players individually, but their results speak for themselves. (+2)

#6 5Head (7-1): This past week, they haven't really done anything to move themselves up, but regardless,
they took care of business and won both matches that they were expected to win, and a few other teams dropping has moved them up slightly by default. While I can't hold it against them if they lose to The Boomers, their two matches after that against the similarly ranked Gjohnce and Enjoy Freezing will be a good indicator
of where their skill level is at following the recent replacement of Tiller. (+2)

#7 Enjoy Freezing (7-1): I'm not sure where to put this team (or really any team apparently considering
the last post is sitting at -12 frags). They keep winning, but they aren't running through people as easily as expected. (-2)

#8 Gjohnce (6-2): Similar to 5Head, Gjohnce has moved up mostly just because other teams dropped a bit.
Their most notable match this week against Carrier Penguins ended up dragging on to a 2-3 loss on
Metalworks. Still, in spite of it being a loss, the match was pretty much dead even with the frags
being tied 162-162 and the Ubercharges tied at 22-22. I'm still ranking them a little above
Carrier Penguins since Gjohnce has looked slightly more consistent throughout the season. (+2)

#9 Good Damage 2 (4-4): This team was cursed with a tough schedule this week and got soundly beaten in both games (Enoch and Snore). Despite a .500 record, I still think this team is better than the numbers show. (-3)

#10 The N-Word Free Zone (6-2): In their one match this week, they looked great with two players dealing 350+ damage per minute in a 5-1 victory. Additionally, their win over Team Win Steel looks a lot better in hindsight considering that team has looked hot recently (more on that later). (+1)

#11 Carrier Penguins (6-2): I wasn't sure if I should have moved Gjohnce down, or Carrier Penguins up
based on the result of their match, but fuck it who really cares. Now that we're at the midpoint of the season, we'll have plenty of more important match-ups coming soon that'll paint a clearer picture of who belongs where (and probably make some of these placements look kind of dumb). (+5)

#12 Lion Coalition (4-4): No real surprises here. Both of their matches went as expected; they got rolled by a top open team then rolled a low open team. Like Good Damage 2, their record at mid-season is an even 4-4, so the next several matches against other mid open teams are must wins in order to stay in playoff contention.

#13 Home Run Thomas (6-2): Home Run Thomas stayed at home this week (FFW only), so they aren't moving
up or down.

#14 Team Win Steel (6-2): The legendary team that never actually played in UGC Steel has fought hard to claw their way into playoff spot contention over the last week and a half. Their matches haven't been
easy, but nonetheless, they've been able to pickup three wins in a row versus some respectable mid open teams
(Toaster in the Bath, Portland Burnsiders, Hugs and Kisses). Sakujake pounded hard in their last match vs. Hugs and Kisses, putting out 451 damage per minute on soldier. (+3)

#15 Toaster in the Bath (5-2): I still don't really know too much about this team. They
still seem solid in spite of the recent loss and roster shake up. (-1)

#16 Portland Burnsiders (4-3): Picking the last spot was tough, but in spite of an average record, I think the
Burnsiders' consistent performance against mid level competition has earned them their ranking. They even managed
to take a few rounds off The Boomers which is a good sign. (+1)

Honorable Mentions (All considered #17 for the sake of +/- movement.)

Plumpwench (5-3): As mentioned above, it's a hard fight for the last few playoff spots.
With Plumpwench's recent loss 1-4 to Eternal Phoenix Cult on Product, I felt like the Portland Burnsiders
deserved the #16 spot more. While losing in that fashion isn't a great sign for their chances of making playoffs,
perhaps they're just not comfortable on Product since it's such a unique map. (-2)

Hugs and Kisses (5-3): This week, Hugs and Kisses came into what I believed to be fairly equal matchups versus Team Win Steel and The N-Word Free Zone. However, they ended up dropping both matches 5-1. Their record stands at 5-3 right now, so they're still in the running to make playoffs if they can rally back and get wins over Plumpwench and Nav eSports in the coming week. (-8)

There We Go (5-2): There We Go has yet to be truly tested against the top teams of the division, so in spite of their good record, it's hard to know what level they're at right now. I suspect that they deserve to be ranked in
the low teens at least, but for now I'll tentatively put them in the honorable mentions until more evidence is available. (New)

General Nick (4-4) (Formerly Gameing Esports)

Keyboard Lords (4-4) (New)

Mr Popo is a Snitch (4-4)

Disclaimer (again): This was written by a sub-open shitlord who once got cut for putting out 96 DPM in a match
so don't take my opinions too seriously.

[u][b]Weekend Open Power Rankings Vol. 2, Feb. 10[/b]
[/u][i][/i][i]Updated every weekend (Posted sometime between Friday and Monday)[/i]

[b]#1 Snore (8-0):[/b] These players are very good at Team Fortress 2.

[b]#2 The Boomers (8-0): [/b]Their recent roster shake-up that involved picking up another great soldier and moving John Milter to demoman is most likely a small bump in the road to the finals. Overall, I'm not sure if The Boomers or Snore should have the number 1 spot, but I don't think it really matters too much. The Boomers have more former invite players, but Snore has kept a more consistent roster throughout the season, so it's hard to say which one is better until they face each other.

[b]#3 Simian Aggression (8-0): [/b]In a battle of mammalian themed teams, Simian Aggression came out on
top with a clear cut 5-1 victory over Hostile Hamster Date Night. Can they beat The Boomers/Snore?
I'm already making enough questionable predictions so I'm going to make the safe pick and keep them
just below until they play each other a week and a half from now. [i](+1)[/i]

[b]#4 Hostile Hamster Date Night (7-1): [/b]Although they lost to Simian Aggression, I don't see any reason to move
them down further than 4th considering Simian Aggression is a great team.[i] (-1)[/i]

[b]#5 Enoch eSports (7-0): [/b]As smesi said last week, "enoch is better than 7th". They looked great in their wins over Good Damage 2 and Plumpwench. I don't know much about this team's players individually, but their results speak for themselves.[i] (+2)[/i]

[b]#6 5Head (7-1): [/b]This past week, they haven't really done anything to move themselves up, but regardless,
they took care of business and won both matches that they were expected to win, and a few other teams dropping has moved them up slightly by default. While I can't hold it against them if they lose to The Boomers, their two matches after that against the similarly ranked Gjohnce and Enjoy Freezing will be a good indicator
of where their skill level is at following the recent replacement of Tiller.[i] (+2)[/i]

[b]#7 Enjoy Freezing (7-1): [/b]I'm not sure where to put this team (or really any team apparently considering
the last post is sitting at -12 frags). They keep winning, but they aren't running through people as easily as expected. [i](-2)[/i]

[b]#8 Gjohnce (6-2):[/b] Similar to 5Head, Gjohnce has moved up mostly just because other teams dropped a bit.
Their most notable match this week against Carrier Penguins ended up dragging on to a 2-3 loss on
Metalworks. Still, in spite of it being a loss, the match was pretty much dead even with the frags
being tied 162-162 and the Ubercharges tied at 22-22. I'm still ranking them a little above
Carrier Penguins since Gjohnce has looked slightly more consistent throughout the season.[i] (+2)[/i]

[b]#9 Good Damage 2 (4-4): [/b]This team was cursed with a tough schedule this week and got soundly beaten in both games (Enoch and Snore). Despite a .500 record, I still think this team is better than the numbers show.[i] (-3)[/i]

[b]#10 The N-Word Free Zone (6-2):[/b] In their one match this week, they looked great with two players dealing 350+ damage per minute in a 5-1 victory. Additionally, their win over Team Win Steel looks a lot better in hindsight considering that team has looked hot recently (more on that later). [i](+1)[/i]

[b]#11 Carrier Penguins (6-2):[/b] I wasn't sure if I should have moved Gjohnce down, or Carrier Penguins up
based on the result of their match, but fuck it who really cares. Now that we're at the midpoint of the season, we'll have plenty of more important match-ups coming soon that'll paint a clearer picture of who belongs where (and probably make some of these placements look kind of dumb).[i] (+5)[/i]

[b]#12 Lion Coalition (4-4): [/b]No real surprises here. Both of their matches went as expected; they got rolled by a top open team then rolled a low open team. Like Good Damage 2, their record at mid-season is an even 4-4, so the next several matches against other mid open teams are must wins in order to stay in playoff contention.

[b]#13 Home Run Thomas (6-2): [/b]Home Run Thomas stayed at home this week (FFW only), so they aren't moving
up or down.

[b]#14 Team Win Steel (6-2): [/b]The legendary team that never actually played in UGC Steel has fought hard to claw their way into playoff spot contention over the last week and a half. Their matches haven't been
easy, but nonetheless, they've been able to pickup three wins in a row versus some respectable mid open teams
(Toaster in the Bath, Portland Burnsiders, Hugs and Kisses). Sakujake pounded hard in their last match vs. Hugs and Kisses, putting out 451 damage per minute on soldier.[i] (+3)[/i]

[b]#15 Toaster in the Bath (5-2): [/b]I still don't really know too much about this team. They
still seem solid in spite of the recent loss and roster shake up. [i](-1)[/i]

[b]#16 Portland Burnsiders (4-3):[/b] Picking the last spot was tough, but in spite of an average record, I think the
Burnsiders' consistent performance against mid level competition has earned them their ranking. They even managed
to take a few rounds off The Boomers which is a good sign. [i](+1)[/i]

[i][b]Honorable Mentions (All considered #17 for the sake of +/- movement.)
[/b][/i]
[b]Plumpwench (5-3): [/b]As mentioned above, it's a hard fight for the last few playoff spots.
With Plumpwench's recent loss 1-4 to Eternal Phoenix Cult on Product, I felt like the Portland Burnsiders
deserved the #16 spot more. While losing in that fashion isn't a great sign for their chances of making playoffs,
perhaps they're just not comfortable on Product since it's such a unique map. [i](-2)[/i]

[b]Hugs and Kisses (5-3): [/b]This week, Hugs and Kisses came into what I believed to be fairly equal matchups versus Team Win Steel and The N-Word Free Zone. However, they ended up dropping both matches 5-1. Their record stands at 5-3 right now, so they're still in the running to make playoffs if they can rally back and get wins over Plumpwench and Nav eSports in the coming week. [i](-8)[/i]

[b]There We Go (5-2): [/b]There We Go has yet to be truly tested against the top teams of the division, so in spite of their good record, it's hard to know what level they're at right now. I suspect that they deserve to be ranked in
the low teens at least, but for now I'll tentatively put them in the honorable mentions until more evidence is available. [i](New)[/i]

[b]General Nick (4-4) (Formerly Gameing Esports)
[/b]
[b]Keyboard Lords (4-4)[/b] [i](New)[/i]

[b]Mr Popo is a Snitch (4-4)
[/b]
[i]Disclaimer (again): This was written by a sub-open shitlord who once got cut for putting out 96 DPM in a match
so don't take my opinions too seriously.[/i]
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#363
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tough to look good in power rankings when we get scheduled vs two dead teams in the same week...

tough to look good in power rankings when we get scheduled vs two dead teams in the same week...
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#364
9 Frags +

Hey great job WhiteBacon, at this rate you'll land yourself a hot transition gamer girlfriend!

Hey great job WhiteBacon, at this rate you'll land yourself a hot transition gamer girlfriend!
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#365
0 Frags +
loljkHey great job WhiteBacon, at this rate you'll land yourself a hot transition gamer girlfriend!

f acts.

[quote=loljk]Hey great job WhiteBacon, at this rate you'll land yourself a hot transition gamer girlfriend![/quote]
f acts.
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#366
-1 Frags +

enoch > simian change my mind

enoch > simian change my mind
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#367
11 Frags +
aieraenoch > simian change my mind

From scrimming against them they should be at #2 or maybe even #1. They've beaten my team and boomers in scrims and not to mention they've all been putting in work scrimming 7 nights a week with every player grinding multiple pugs daily as well. Seeing as snore doesn't take anything seriously at all enoch could very well edge them out

[quote=aiera]enoch > simian change my mind[/quote]
From scrimming against them they should be at #2 or maybe even #1. They've beaten my team and boomers in scrims and not to mention they've all been putting in work scrimming 7 nights a week with every player grinding multiple pugs daily as well. Seeing as snore doesn't take anything seriously at all enoch could very well edge them out
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#368
22 Frags +

lol safrix sucks #16 in open lmaooo

lol safrix sucks #16 in open lmaooo
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#369
5 Frags +

Slicerogue is banned to win open

Slicerogue is banned to win open
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#370
-8 Frags +

quick say the funny word

quick say the funny word
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#371
9 Frags +

garfield

garfield
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#372
-3 Frags +
aieraenoch > simian change my mind

https://imgur.com/a/3lKZRYg

[quote=aiera]enoch > simian change my mind[/quote]
https://imgur.com/a/3lKZRYg
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#373
1 Frags +
trippalol safrix sucks #16 in open lmaooo

he has to carry me so we're all the way down at the bottom

[quote=trippa]lol safrix sucks #16 in open lmaooo[/quote]
he has to carry me so we're all the way down at the bottom
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#374
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gloperzaieraenoch > simian change my mindFrom scrimming against them they should be at #2 or maybe even #1. They've beaten my team and boomers in scrims and not to mention they've all been putting in work scrimming 7 nights a week with every player grinding multiple pugs daily as well. Seeing as snore doesn't take anything seriously at all enoch could very well edge them out

we're gonna flip the switch

[quote=gloperz][quote=aiera]enoch > simian change my mind[/quote]
From scrimming against them they should be at #2 or maybe even #1. They've beaten my team and boomers in scrims and not to mention they've all been putting in work scrimming 7 nights a week with every player grinding multiple pugs daily as well. Seeing as snore doesn't take anything seriously at all enoch could very well edge them out[/quote]

we're gonna flip the switch
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#375
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gloperzaieraenoch > simian change my mindFrom scrimming against them they should be at #2 or maybe even #1. They've beaten my team and boomers in scrims and not to mention they've all been putting in work scrimming 7 nights a week with every player grinding multiple pugs daily as well. Seeing as snore doesn't take anything seriously at all enoch could very well edge them out

Yep, these players even started scrimming last season and grind mge and faceit pugs the rest of the time, it's amazing to see how good these players have gotten from when they started faceit, and the time and commitment they've put in.

[quote=gloperz][quote=aiera]enoch > simian change my mind[/quote]
From scrimming against them they should be at #2 or maybe even #1. They've beaten my team and boomers in scrims and not to mention they've all been putting in work scrimming 7 nights a week with every player grinding multiple pugs daily as well. Seeing as snore doesn't take anything seriously at all enoch could very well edge them out[/quote]

Yep, these players even started scrimming last season and grind mge and faceit pugs the rest of the time, it's amazing to see how good these players have gotten from when they started faceit, and the time and commitment they've put in.
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#376
7 Frags +
Discordgloperzaieraenoch > simian change my mindFrom scrimming against them they should be at #2 or maybe even #1. They've beaten my team and boomers in scrims and not to mention they've all been putting in work scrimming 7 nights a week with every player grinding multiple pugs daily as well. Seeing as snore doesn't take anything seriously at all enoch could very well edge them out
Yep, these players even started scrimming last season and grind mge and faceit pugs the rest of the time, it's amazing to see how good these players have gotten from when they started faceit, and the time and commitment they've put in.

ubdrgn hasn't seen the sun in years

[quote=Discord][quote=gloperz][quote=aiera]enoch > simian change my mind[/quote]
From scrimming against them they should be at #2 or maybe even #1. They've beaten my team and boomers in scrims and not to mention they've all been putting in work scrimming 7 nights a week with every player grinding multiple pugs daily as well. Seeing as snore doesn't take anything seriously at all enoch could very well edge them out[/quote]

Yep, these players even started scrimming last season and grind mge and faceit pugs the rest of the time, it's amazing to see how good these players have gotten from when they started faceit, and the time and commitment they've put in.[/quote]
ubdrgn hasn't seen the sun in years
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#377
4 Frags +

5/6 of Enoch esports is Asian so we win

5/6 of Enoch esports is Asian so we win
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#378
-1 Frags +

@enochesports i am rooting for you feel free to add me if u guys ever need help w a demo review

@enochesports i am rooting for you feel free to add me if u guys ever need help w a demo review
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#379
-14 Frags +
noah5/6 of Enoch esports is Asian so we win

6/6 u basically are if u have glasses

[quote=noah]5/6 of Enoch esports is Asian so we win[/quote]
6/6 u basically are if u have glasses
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#380
2 Frags +

Pog

Pog
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#381
1 Frags +

Pog

Pog
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#382
-7 Frags +

btw smily is 18 male and loves ultiduo

btw smily is 18 male and loves ultiduo
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#383
0 Frags +

time to post kevito selfie here

time to post kevito selfie here
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#384
2 Frags +

Kevito is a CHAD
https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/280271176541011970/6d8eeb5c3d46fcb76fd4ff56d7a648ee.png

Kevito is a CHAD
https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/280271176541011970/6d8eeb5c3d46fcb76fd4ff56d7a648ee.png
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#385
-2 Frags +

smily pic
https://hk.on.cc/hk/bkn/cnt/news/20140508/photo/bkn-20140508151432096-0508_00822_001_01p.jpg?20140508153301

smily pic
https://hk.on.cc/hk/bkn/cnt/news/20140508/photo/bkn-20140508151432096-0508_00822_001_01p.jpg?20140508153301
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#386
-1 Frags +
noahsmily pic
https://hk.on.cc/hk/bkn/cnt/news/20140508/photo/bkn-20140508151432096-0508_00822_001_01p.jpg?20140508153301

thats not me u on9

[quote=noah]smily pic
https://hk.on.cc/hk/bkn/cnt/news/20140508/photo/bkn-20140508151432096-0508_00822_001_01p.jpg?20140508153301[/quote]

thats not me u on9
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#387
-3 Frags +
Smilyon99noahsmily pic
https://hk.on.cc/hk/bkn/cnt/news/20140508/photo/bkn-20140508151432096-0508_00822_001_01p.jpg?20140508153301

thats not me u on9

Are you not Enoch Wong?

[quote=Smilyon99][quote=noah]smily pic
https://hk.on.cc/hk/bkn/cnt/news/20140508/photo/bkn-20140508151432096-0508_00822_001_01p.jpg?20140508153301[/quote]

thats not me u on9[/quote]
Are you not Enoch Wong?
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#388
10 Frags +

that which hath been foretold

that which hath been foretold
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#389
3 Frags +

big mike from the D

big mike from the D
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#390
2 Frags +

Gg team Despacito

Gg team Despacito
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