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**NEW** Stock and Original Theory!!
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stock is like classical music and the original is like jazz

classical music relies on notesheet reading and mechanical muscle memory to have perfect intonation
stock relies on quickly calculating trajectory movement of classes and muscle memory of how the rockets will be fired from the right side (or left with flipped viewmodels) and at which angle it'll be flying out to hit a airshot so crisp

jazz relies on feeling, remembering scales and improvising
original relies on feeling the situation at hands, remembering how big your brain is and pretending that you're playing an intense quake duel and changing your game settings every fucking 10 minutes

stock is like classical music and the original is like jazz

classical music relies on notesheet reading and mechanical muscle memory to have perfect intonation
stock relies on quickly calculating trajectory movement of classes and muscle memory of how the rockets will be fired from the right side (or left with flipped viewmodels) and at which angle it'll be flying out to hit a airshot so crisp

jazz relies on feeling, remembering scales and improvising
original relies on feeling the situation at hands, remembering how big your brain is and pretending that you're playing an intense quake duel and changing your game settings every fucking 10 minutes
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k

k
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dog shit post from my butthole

dog shit post from my butthole
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#4
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feel like its kinda the other way around and for different reasons

feel like its kinda the other way around and for different reasons
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#5
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this kid thinks adhd meds are crystal meth

this kid thinks adhd meds are crystal meth
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jamalthis kid thinks adhd meds are crystal meth

no but they do pay the bills :ppp

[quote=jamal]this kid thinks adhd meds are crystal meth[/quote]
no but they do pay the bills :ppp
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when you really look at it from a bird's eye view no one actually wants to hit that 'submit thread' button, every post here feels like whoever wrote it just wrote it for the sake of writing it for whatever reason

when you really look at it from a bird's eye view no one actually wants to hit that 'submit thread' button, every post here feels like whoever wrote it just wrote it for the sake of writing it for whatever reason
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what's funny? you think a good jazz fusion drummer couldnt walk into a studio and lay down a track for whatever shitty pop or rap song they need?

jazz/fusion/classical musicians (anyone who isnt scared to color chords with flat/sharp 7/11/13ths and venture outside of 4/4 really) are by far at the top of the game mentally/dexterously and if you disagree you literally have no fucking idea what you're talking about

what's funny? you think a good jazz fusion drummer couldnt walk into a studio and lay down a track for whatever shitty pop or rap song they need?

jazz/fusion/classical musicians (anyone who isnt scared to color chords with flat/sharp 7/11/13ths and venture outside of 4/4 really) are by far at the top of the game mentally/dexterously and if you disagree you literally have no fucking idea what you're talking about
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I've lost my ability to be funny

I've lost my ability to be funny
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its not funny hamaham this is just a bad post

its not funny hamaham this is just a bad post
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i've been playing music for over 10 years and i can say with confidence that certain genres are inherently more difficult to play/require more knowledge than others - of course you could write a really avant-garde pop song that is tough to play but you should be able to understand the correlation between genre and difficulty :)

get the fuck off this forum if you think that way

i've been playing music for over 10 years and i can say with confidence that certain genres are inherently more difficult to play/require more knowledge than others - of course you could write a really avant-garde pop song that is tough to play but you should be able to understand the correlation between genre and difficulty :)

get the fuck off this forum if you think that way
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jazz is more than 20 second solos

jazz is more than 20 second solos
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Pootis

Pootis
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original is NOT like jazz - people are still using the original, nobody plays jazz anymore
original is more like modern stanky hip hop. SOUNDS AWFUL

original is NOT like jazz - people are still using the original, nobody plays jazz anymore
original is more like modern stanky hip hop. SOUNDS AWFUL
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Brolyoriginal is NOT like jazz - people are still using the original, nobody plays jazz anymore
original is more like modern stanky hip hop. SOUNDS AWFUL

ur a fucking moron
jazz is one of the two most popular music programs you can study (classical is the other), it's music for musicians and it's fricking epic
(i am aware you can study folk music but nobody does that lets be honest folks)

[quote=Broly]original is NOT like jazz - people are still using the original, nobody plays jazz anymore
original is more like modern stanky hip hop. SOUNDS AWFUL[/quote]
ur a fucking moron
jazz is one of the two most popular music programs you can study (classical is the other), it's music for musicians and it's fricking epic
(i am aware you can study folk music but nobody does that lets be honest folks)
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hamahamBrolyoriginal is NOT like jazz - people are still using the original, nobody plays jazz anymore
original is more like modern stanky hip hop. SOUNDS AWFUL
ur a fucking moron
jazz is one of the two most popular music programs you can study (classical is the other), it's music for musicians and it's fricking epic
(i am aware you can study folk music but nobody does that lets be honest folks)

did i say i disliked jazz you gaping melt. who cares if people study jazz. nobody plays it anymore

[quote=hamaham][quote=Broly]original is NOT like jazz - people are still using the original, nobody plays jazz anymore
original is more like modern stanky hip hop. SOUNDS AWFUL[/quote]
ur a fucking moron
jazz is one of the two most popular music programs you can study (classical is the other), it's music for musicians and it's fricking epic
(i am aware you can study folk music but nobody does that lets be honest folks)[/quote]
did i say i disliked jazz you gaping melt. who cares if people study jazz. nobody plays it anymore
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BrolyhamahamBrolyoriginal is NOT like jazz - people are still using the original, nobody plays jazz anymore
original is more like modern stanky hip hop. SOUNDS AWFUL
ur a fucking moron
jazz is one of the two most popular music programs you can study (classical is the other), it's music for musicians and it's fricking epic
(i am aware you can study folk music but nobody does that lets be honest folks)
did i say i disliked jazz you gaping melt. who cares if people study jazz. nobody plays it anymore

u realize that by studying jazz you're literally playing jazz right? ur dumb frfr

[quote=Broly][quote=hamaham][quote=Broly]original is NOT like jazz - people are still using the original, nobody plays jazz anymore
original is more like modern stanky hip hop. SOUNDS AWFUL[/quote]
ur a fucking moron
jazz is one of the two most popular music programs you can study (classical is the other), it's music for musicians and it's fricking epic
(i am aware you can study folk music but nobody does that lets be honest folks)[/quote]
did i say i disliked jazz you gaping melt. who cares if people study jazz. nobody plays it anymore[/quote]
u realize that by studying jazz you're literally playing jazz right? ur dumb frfr
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hamahamu realize that by studying jazz you're literally playing jazz right? ur dumb frfr

hiding behind spelling your "you"s as "u" doesnt make you get owned less

[quote=hamaham]
u realize that by studying jazz you're literally playing jazz right? ur dumb frfr[/quote]
hiding behind spelling your "you"s as "u" doesnt make you get owned less
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someone take this man's keyboard away

someone take this man's keyboard away
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they hated him because he told the truth

they hated him because he told the truth
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both ARE AWFUL true alpha males use golden botkiller mk.I god bless

both ARE AWFUL true alpha males use golden botkiller mk.I god bless
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