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How do I ensnare a girl friendf?
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I want a girl friend because I have never had one and I think having one would be really nice because I'm lonely a lot and if I had a girl friend it wouldn't be a problem because I could just go "oh yeah I have a girlfriend why am I lonely hahaha" and then I would talk to my girl friend instead of crying so how do I get a girlfriend?

I want a girl friend because I have never had one and I think having one would be really nice because I'm lonely a lot and if I had a girl friend it wouldn't be a problem because I could just go "oh yeah I have a girlfriend why am I lonely hahaha" and then I would talk to my girl friend instead of crying so how do I get a girlfriend?
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#2
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just be yourself

just be yourself
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#3
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just be yourself

just be yourself
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#4
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just be yourself

just be yourself
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#5
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just be yourself

just be yourself
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#6
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play fortnite

play fortnite
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#7
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https://www.wikihow.com/Be-Irresistible-to-Women

https://www.wikihow.com/Be-Irresistible-to-Women
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#8
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jocelynjust be yourselfcatjust be yourselfpeniferousjust be yourselfdogmachinegunjust be yourself

thanks guys but i've been my self my entire life and i've never had a gf hahaha

[quote=jocelyn]just be yourself[/quote]
[quote=cat]just be yourself[/quote]
[quote=peniferous]just be yourself[/quote]
[quote=dogmachinegun]just be yourself[/quote]
thanks guys but i've been my self my entire life and i've never had a gf hahaha
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#9
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just be yourself dude

just be yourself dude
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#10
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rongolI want a girl friend because I have never had one..

I think this is a bad start. If you only want girlfriend just because you never had one, you should wait a bit and meet more people.

[quote=rongol]I want a girl friend because I have never had one..[/quote]

I think this is a bad start. If you only want girlfriend just because you never had one, you should wait a bit and meet more people.
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#11
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be yourself :)

be yourself :)
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#12
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just be yourself
no not like thatâ„¢

just be yourself
no not like thatâ„¢
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#13
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trap her

trap her
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#14
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hello does anyone want to be my ewife

hello does anyone want to be my ewife
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#15
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give her dad a firm handshake

give her dad a firm handshake
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#16
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eat her ass

eat her ass
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#17
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Talk to girls.

Talk to girls.
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#18
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If you want to fuck, find a hoe who will fuck. They will probably be as attractive as you think you are.

If you want a GF, try to be the coolest version of yourself. If you're kinda fucking weird, ease them into it. If they're cool with your weirdness, then they're probably worth trying out something long-term, unless there are some BIG RED FLAGS.

If you want to fuck, find a hoe who will fuck. They will probably be as attractive as you think you are.

If you want a GF, try to be the coolest version of yourself. If you're kinda fucking weird, ease them into it. If they're cool with your weirdness, then they're probably worth trying out something long-term, unless there are some [u][b]BIG RED FLAGS.[/b][/u]
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#19
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verry simpel .you have to hit and airshot than she will by your`s

verry simpel .you have to hit and airshot than she will by your`s
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#20
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Why get a gf when you can become the gf?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28224311
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/sm2.48
https://genderlines.wordpress.com/tag/statistics/
https://tgmentalhealth.com/tag/prevalence/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divorce_demography#Divorce_statistics_by_country
https://www.divorcesource.com/blog/why-women-file-80-percent-of-divorces/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/098/475/a13.jpg

Why get a gf when you can become the gf?


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28224311
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/sm2.48
https://genderlines.wordpress.com/tag/statistics/
https://tgmentalhealth.com/tag/prevalence/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divorce_demography#Divorce_statistics_by_country
https://www.divorcesource.com/blog/why-women-file-80-percent-of-divorces/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide

[img]https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/098/475/a13.jpg[/img]
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FuxxWhy get a gf when you can become the gf?

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[quote=Fuxx]Why get a gf when you can become the gf?
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#22
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https://previews.123rf.com/images/ktsdesign/ktsdesign1503/ktsdesign150300025/38375465-bear-trap-on-rough-floor-clipping-path-included-.jpg

this worked for me but it is not the most ethical way to get a girl. A more ethical way is a net trap like the one bellow, just bait it with chocolate or lush bath bombs. Once a girl is caught come and save her from the trap and under no circumstances ever let her know that you set the trap. Also once you free her from the trap, just be yourself

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5282/5208073328_43338b0bca.jpg

[img]https://previews.123rf.com/images/ktsdesign/ktsdesign1503/ktsdesign150300025/38375465-bear-trap-on-rough-floor-clipping-path-included-.jpg[/img]


this worked for me but it is not the most ethical way to get a girl. A more ethical way is a net trap like the one bellow, just bait it with chocolate or lush bath bombs. Once a girl is caught come and save her from the trap and under no circumstances ever let her know that you set the trap. Also once you free her from the trap, [i]just be yourself[/i]

[img]http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5282/5208073328_43338b0bca.jpg[/img]
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#23
cp_granary_pro
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3 nats 4 water and 4 earth runes

3 nats 4 water and 4 earth runes
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