when my bitch mom doesnt get me the right kind of hot pockets

what hot pockets do u prefer?

pepperoni pizza but sometimes i can go for ham and cheese

when i accidentally put 1 too many sugar packets in my coffee
like when do i stop??? how many packets is the sweet spot??? pun intended

what about philly cheese steak theyre godlike yo

People that say turkey bacon tastes like bacon.

cloudmaker

"how was your day"

Open/UGC players that talk out of their ass and add me to tell me how much my team sucks while they are still stuck in open/respective division...

people actually do that? i thought they only went as far as twitch chat

Yep, somehow it's a good use of time to add me and tell me that me and my team are bad. Don't even know what we did to get those responses.

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what a role model

I unblocked it just to ask you this: Whats so ultra amazing about going out of your way to make alt accounts to -frag me and people associated to me and also constantly bash me?

And thanks for following me on twitter? If you don't like my opinion then you're welcome to not read my posts.

Hope its worth making people that uncomfortable to have to blacklist this website.

well this thread took a turn

Alfa is kinda right

I'm confused, how did you see that screenshot if the website was blocked?

youre a high level player who is taking time out of their day to bitch and whine about shit nobody actually cares about, and its kind of ruining any rep that you built up over your other 5 seasons of lan invite or whatever you have. like god damn, i dont think you realize how many players actually look up to you. definitely a lot more than the number that add you to say youre shit.

I was linked to it via gyazo.

What? The moment I actually tried to help someone out, I got told I'm bad at everything I do and questioned why I'm even invite and when I actually say something in my defense it's consider whining? It's just fucking tiring to constantly listen to flaming when I do contribute and it makes me think this community is going to shit because personal attacks just seem to elevate from "you can't aim" to "fuck your heritage you vampire fuck".

And its not even that its multiple people doing it, its a group of a few that have been at it for a while and +frag themselves in less than 10 seconds (just like yours) after their posts to make themselves look cool like frags even matter on a forum at all. I don't even know what to say anymore, no matter what I will say it will receive a shitload of hate and makes me desire less to play this game or interact with anyone outside invite.

wait what when did this happen

im not surprised if its shoe and his group doing it because im pretty sure he linked a couple pastebins about doing that a while ago (this was a couple months ago)

but youre letting this get into your head too much for a bunch of mediocre players

seriously the fact that thats its just a small group of people is even more menial

yeah... I don't think that's why "tf2 is/has been dead." You esea pug in csgo quite frequently and haven't noticed the much higher level of hostility from csgo players than tf2 players?

the irony is you are backwards, the fact that you are invite has advantaged you for years by generating enough automatic goodwill and dicksucking that no one called you out for being one of the most consistently rude, egotistical players in the game despite being carried on every team you have ever been on

eventually you are so utterly unlikeable that you cross into the realm of being shit talked even though you're invite, and think it's BECAUSE you're invite

you are so fucking delusional that it's scary

i can't believe i just +fragged mustard.

Look at you, you just can't help yourself can you? Yeah I must be really shit playing LEAGUES above you all those years and then you getting your group of friends who are also around your skill level talk shit and constantly stalk my every move.

You were one of the most hated people in this community and you have the guts to talk?

this argument grinds my gears

me too

How does mustard's skill have any relevance to this? This goes back to the same ironic point that you LITERALLY just shittalked mustard by sarcastically saying you play in leagues above him. You don't even acknowledge the fact that you talk shit people and then continue to complain when people shittalk you.

Also, what do you mean when you say "mustard's gang" or whatever is shittalking you/+fragging him as well. Who likes mustard?

1) so when you attack people it's deserved because they're hated, but when other people attack you it's because they have a weird compulsion to do so and can't help themselves? I feel like there's a bit of a double standard there buddy

2) call me egotistical but when I'm on IM teams performing well and you're constantly dragging down bdonski and rando and decimate and keeping them from winning lan, I don't see that as LEAGUES above. but ok, for the sake of argument, let's say you're way better than me. so? is this you trying to invoke your invite privilege again? you realize that there's no test of character needed to reach invite in tf2 right?

3) I have never once -fragged anyone with an alt or told anyone to fucking track people down on twitter or anything lol. I didn't even know you had a twitter page until someone saw that imgur in this thread and sent it to me (and I didn't realize it was already in a thread, hence why I posted one). I just find hypocrisy hilarious. but thanks for showing off some pretty impressive paranoia bro.

4) yeah, I was (and probably still am) one of the most hated people in the community. I too felt like much of the hate I got was undeserved. I wrote for eseanews, I casted for eXtv, I mentored people in the hl community, and none of it seemed to make a difference. for years, before people had the chance to see me play, they spread lies about my playstyle, saying I was selfish and useless without 260 hp and just overextended and died. did you ever take any of that into account when you started joining the hate circlejerk that we both agree exists and shit talking me constantly? of course not. but people like me "deserve" unconscious hate from the 14 year olds in this community and you don't, because you're you and it hurts your feewings when people reciprocate the same type of attitude. then you publicly attack the only 6v6 forum in NA with any people on it on twitter (though admittedly I doubt you have hundreds of thousands of followers to rile up about it), and are surprised when the people of that forum are salty about it.

I repeat: it is amazing how delusional you are.

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got'em