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#31
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get busy with a flight attendant in the bathroom, if you lack social skills and cant sweet talk her into it just go in there and rub one out

get busy with a flight attendant in the bathroom, if you lack social skills and cant sweet talk her into it just go in there and rub one out
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#32
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#33
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eat a brownie

eat a brownie
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#34
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relax

relax
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#35
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defyget busy with a flight attendant in the bathroom, if you lack social skills and cant sweet talk her into it just go in there and rub one out

you can masturbate continuously for 10 hours?

[quote=defy]get busy with a flight attendant in the bathroom, if you lack social skills and cant sweet talk her into it just go in there and rub one out[/quote]

you can masturbate continuously for 10 hours?
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#36
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mge roight and me

mge roight and me
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#37
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dMenaceeat a brownie

This is what insom does.

[quote=dMenace]eat a brownie[/quote]

This is what insom does.
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#38
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Stimpackdefyget busy with a flight attendant in the bathroom, if you lack social skills and cant sweet talk her into it just go in there and rub one out
you can masturbate continuously for 10 hours?

You can't?

[quote=Stimpack][quote=defy]get busy with a flight attendant in the bathroom, if you lack social skills and cant sweet talk her into it just go in there and rub one out[/quote]

you can masturbate continuously for 10 hours?[/quote]
You can't?
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#39
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Stimpackdefyget busy with a flight attendant in the bathroom, if you lack social skills and cant sweet talk her into it just go in there and rub one out
you can masturbate continuously for 10 hours?

That's all he did at ETS

[quote=Stimpack][quote=defy]get busy with a flight attendant in the bathroom, if you lack social skills and cant sweet talk her into it just go in there and rub one out[/quote]

you can masturbate continuously for 10 hours?[/quote] That's all he did at ETS
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#40
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FogStimpackdefyget busy with a flight attendant in the bathroom, if you lack social skills and cant sweet talk her into it just go in there and rub one out
you can masturbate continuously for 10 hours?
That's all he did at ETS

yeah i couldn't help myself, the sight of all the sweaty nerds got me all hot and bothered

[quote=Fog][quote=Stimpack][quote=defy]get busy with a flight attendant in the bathroom, if you lack social skills and cant sweet talk her into it just go in there and rub one out[/quote]

you can masturbate continuously for 10 hours?[/quote] That's all he did at ETS[/quote]


yeah i couldn't help myself, the sight of all the sweaty nerds got me all hot and bothered
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#41
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dMenaceeat a brownie

5 or 6 of them
ive done this, it was lovely.

[quote=dMenace]eat a brownie[/quote]

5 or 6 of them
ive done this, it was lovely.
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#42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8
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#43
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drop acid

drop acid
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#44
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hoolidrop acid

def dont do this

friends in jail for this right now worst trip of his life

[quote=hooli]drop acid[/quote]
def dont do this

friends in jail for this right now worst trip of his life
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#45
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Get 1st class and watch films

Get 1st class and watch films
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#46
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goathoolidrop aciddef dont do this

friends in jail for this right now worst trip of his life

would you tell people not to drink alcohol because there are people in jail because of it?

[quote=goat][quote=hooli]drop acid[/quote]
def dont do this

friends in jail for this right now worst trip of his life[/quote]
would you tell people not to drink alcohol because there are people in jail because of it?
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#47
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edibles

edibles
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#48
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Read about famous plane crashes.

Read about famous plane crashes.
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#49
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stayed up last night. but fell asleep and woke up 6 hours later
I usually put the mousepad on the right side of w,a,s,d and do jump maps for my laptops battery life

stayed up last night. but fell asleep and woke up 6 hours later
I usually put the mousepad on the right side of w,a,s,d and do jump maps for my laptops battery life
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#50
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A good book and good music. Walk around the plane, then get a beer or something stronger.

A good book and good music. Walk around the plane, then get a beer or something stronger.
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#51
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hooligoathoolidrop aciddef dont do this

friends in jail for this right now worst trip of his life
would you tell people not to drink alcohol because there are people in jail because of it?

nah im tellin him because of the bad trip. my friend got so paranoid and anxious he got physically violent and thats not fun

[quote=hooli][quote=goat][quote=hooli]drop acid[/quote]
def dont do this

friends in jail for this right now worst trip of his life[/quote]
would you tell people not to drink alcohol because there are people in jail because of it?[/quote]
nah im tellin him because of the bad trip. my friend got so paranoid and anxious he got physically violent and thats not fun
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#52
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goatnah im tellin him because of the bad trip. my friend got so paranoid and anxious he got physically violent and thats not fun

would you tell people not to drink alcohol because it can cause people to become physically violent?

[quote=goat]nah im tellin him because of the bad trip. my friend got so paranoid and anxious he got physically violent and thats not fun[/quote]
would you tell people not to drink alcohol because it can cause people to become physically violent?
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#53
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Quesedibles

have you ever tried kiva bars?

[quote=Ques]edibles[/quote]

have you ever tried kiva bars?
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#54
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Play osu on your phone. The android version is pretty good.

Play osu on your phone. The android version is pretty good.
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#55
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FYI get drunk on plane and not SHOW UP drunk. They can deny you gate entry if you appear intoxicated before walking in.

(I'm sure this is obvious to some but I've seen it happen)

FYI get drunk on plane and not SHOW UP drunk. They can deny you gate entry if you appear intoxicated before walking in.

(I'm sure this is obvious to some but I've seen it happen)
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#56
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Did they at least put you on standby for the next flight puff?

Did they at least put you on standby for the next flight puff?
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#57
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Be as tired as possible and sleep. Being awake sucks.

Be as tired as possible and sleep. Being awake sucks.
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#58
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PlatypusStimpackdefyget busy with a flight attendant in the bathroom, if you lack social skills and cant sweet talk her into it just go in there and rub one out
you can masturbate continuously for 10 hours?
You can't?

aren't there warnings on erection meds about having a boner for more than 4 hours? idk what they mean, but if it's something really bad and they can't treat you on the plane, you would probably not be very happy...

[quote=Platypus][quote=Stimpack][quote=defy]get busy with a flight attendant in the bathroom, if you lack social skills and cant sweet talk her into it just go in there and rub one out[/quote]

you can masturbate continuously for 10 hours?[/quote]
You can't?[/quote]


aren't there warnings on erection meds about having a boner for more than 4 hours? idk what they mean, but if it's something really bad and they can't treat you on the plane, you would probably not be very happy...
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#59
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The only real problem with the erections lasting that long is if you're surrounded by children.

The only real problem with the erections lasting that long is if you're surrounded by children.
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#60
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pine_beetleThe only real problem with the erections lasting that long is if you're surrounded by children.

But why else would you have an erection then?

[quote=pine_beetle]The only real problem with the erections lasting that long is if you're surrounded by children.[/quote]

But why else would you have an erection then?
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