Lol, we'll have two weeks of 40°C in Juli, then back to 10-15.

Obviously those who played quake longer are gonna be better at quake and those who played tf2 longer better at tf2. I do not think that a top quake jumper could compare to a top tf2 jumper in tf2 and vice versa.
As for being impressive, that's a matter of opinion, I personally don't only like people going fast in their jumps, I also appreciate precise timing and obstacle climbing that you see a lot in tf2 jump maps. If you want to see people flying around at insane speeds of course quake has the faster rocket. Except

Everyone going all "tf2 jumps are shit compared to this" have never seen skilled jumpers doing huge jump maps with quad/quint jumps. People are forgetting that unlike in quake, soldiers jump exlusively with their rockets and demomen exclusively with their stickies

. That doesn't make it easier.

I'm also pretty sure that top tf2 jumpers could replicate these jumps if you gave them a demoldier class and a lowgravxboxhugeskybox map.

Who uses 2 types of soap?

A clean fan will do that. A fan that you just threw into your damp basement for 10 months after using it to ventilate the hot, sweaty air in that small room the whole summer equals a slumber party of bacteria just waiting to be hurled into your face.

Same applies to ACs btw, but more. Keep your AC clean.

or you could wet the desk a bit

I mean just that, if your PC is so far form your router that could justify all kinds of problems in the wifi connection due to electromagnetic interference between PC and router, other people using the same cahnnel, physical obstacles that are new, etc. If the other PC right next to the router has the same problems that seems unlikely of ocurse. But maybe it is the transmitter in the router that is broken. I definetely recommend wiring one PC to the router with a LAN cable and see how the connection is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I7LMGfSKScQ

This is too good not to justify a double post.

Start off with seeds, cashews for longer sessions. Only boost with nuts of destruction once you are sure you can handle them!

I'm sure he laughed his ass off while coming up with the "cashews of chaos"

Did you check your speed when LANed to your router? Because if it's your wireless, there's all sorts of things that could be fucking it up.

I love ice, keeps me alive during summer!

If you point the fan directly at yourself you want to make sure that it's all clean because otherwise it flings bacteria and shit like that at you and can make you sick.

You are just mad because you are still eating like a noob! No wonder you get outskilled!

http://allplay.pl/uploads/news/Fatality-stop-eating-like-a-noob.png

If You have a really big chair and a ballsackload of ice (which you should!) you can try this setup:

Your rear
Towel
Trashbag full of crushed ice
towel
chair

100% selfmade frost throne, ice giants jelly as fuck. Just make sure not to fill your bag so much that it bursts when you sit on it.