If I hit like 3 people with splash I always call "they took mega damage".

can all top players upload their configs so we never have another _____'s config thread ever again

aaaand pankey's banned again

I just remembered my first season of competitive tf2 was full of weirdos. I started off playing HL demoman (or as I call it, strange farming), and my team had like 4 12 year olds on it. One of them would literally scream EVERY TIME HE DIED (and this man fed at the speed of light), so I had a headache after almost every single scrim or match. Unfortunately I hadn't used mumble before this so I didn't know local mute was a thing until later. On my 6's team, we had the most retardo pocket who would just lie about shit and was really weird. At one point he said he loved us like a family even though it was like our 3rd game we had played as a team. He then actually fucking ragequit a scrim and we cut him like 3 days after. I have no idea where he is today but I've run into him a few times in random servers (thank fuck he hasn't recognized me yet). I'm pretty sure he's still playing UGC but idk what div.

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One mommy's garbage is another mommy's treasure

the only real cringe on there anymore are arontimes nerd essays and even then he's been losing his touch

r/tf2 cringe is dead

Please tell me ur talking about PG hightower because my God everyone who plays on that server is something special.

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Don't forget about those people who are pathological liars. I know a guy who will lie for no reason about something, for example: Cats are the leading cause of Alligator deaths (actual physical thing he said)

Stories please. I'll go first.

There's this guy at my school who I can only refer to as "Bionicle Boy". He's a senior, and he does some weird shit. First off, he's like mega ADHD but he has the memory of a goldfish so he never takes his meds and he's always mega hyperactive. His personality is basically one of those people you find on alltalk servers who think they're entertaining but they're really just annoying. Anyway, so one day he comes up to me and says "dude you remember bionicle?" I told him of course (bionicle was the shit), and he just gets real close and asks "you got any?" I'm like "nah dude, I used to but I got rid of them." He keeps asking me questions about where I got rid of them etc etc. So I'm a little weirded out but he leaves so it's whatever. After this encounter every so often I saw him on his laptop looking at bionicles ("for the lore" he says), which was a bit weird but I browse TFTV so idk if I can talk shit. But it wasn't until one day that shit started getting fucking stupid. Me and Bionicle Boy have like 4 periods together (which makes me scared), so we're in the last period of the day and this random guy who's not in our class just walks in and sits down behind Bionicle Boy. He asks Bionicle Boy "yo you got the stuff?" and I notice he's got a drawstring backpack with him. Bionicle Boy's like "yeah" and the dude hands him the bag. I'm like OH SHIT cuz I wouldn't put it past people to just do drug deals in class, especially in a class like this where the teacher isn't really paying attention. Bionicle Boy reaches into the bag,

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MagnumHUD is one of the coolest huds out there but it has a lot of problems

I don't​ remember the guy's name but: BLUE MOMS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO GAY THEY MAKE BABY

If u made a 9/11 joke as the towers were collapsing people would call you a retard as well
Please never make another attempt at comedy ever again

Dude what the fuck you sneezed all over my keyboard