A 98lb haggard looking mother with tears in her eyes watching her 6'2 300lb low functioning son screaming and hitting himself with his ducttape and foam replica of the boston basher she made him for his birthday. "Come on now Cap'n, do you want to watch something on your ipad or maybe eat some ice cream? Oh look b4nny is streaming, your favorite!" She says as she queues up a 2 year old stream VOD and opens the fake twitch chat app.

Can I touch myself instead

Did any of u look at ur hp after lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enidmaIFOTk

they should add a random thread button to this website

Hahaha people are gonna laugh so hard once they get it lol

Laughed hard at the moderator thread and GokeTheKiller. Now I am afraid you must die, very painfully.

https://youtu.be/0yHXA1j9ESo?si=3yYDPhVj1vjDogms

hittin the random thread button to see why aimisadick thinks using english in discord is racist and ableist

youtube.com/watch?v=7NHrIuc_pu0&t=10s

Boston Basher selfhit is actually scout's most important neutral interaction because every missed swing deposits 17 frames of bleed equity into the rollout economy. if you arrive mid with full hp you have mathematically failed to generate uber friction and your demo has to play second choke with negative beam entropy. this is why invite scouts intentionally basher themselves on last even when medic is dead, the stored selfdamage carries over spiritually into next round and desyncs the enemy roamer's bomb clock. basic stuff