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Axiomatic is just a sad parody of Neorussia circa 2009.

When I moved into my suite, I was replacing my first roommate's old roommate (Kyle) who dropped out to become a cop. My roommate, his friends, Kyle and I went out for dinner at Applebees one time and we started talking about video games. Kyle was the only person at the table besides me who had put any sort of time into TF2. He started and ended our TF2 conversation like this:

"That feel when you're playing soldier and you rocket jump onto the point and kill two people and then yourself"

He's still the only person I've talked to in real life who understood TF2 on some level.

Otherwise, if I'm taking time off/it's Friday, sometimes my mom will ask me why I'm not scrimming when I'm home.

"i'm quitting this game even though i never got past ugc balsa wood"
"ha i just owned all of these people i've had little to no interaction with :^)"

see you in 3 days

http://i.imgur.com/kYAZdKt.jpg

Well half your nightmare is over because Rain pulled another vanishing act. Bump for needing entirely new scout combo.

http://i.imgur.com/2DoTwA0.jpg

11:05 PM - Dat Indubitably: why the fuck are we im
11:05 PM - gr8stalin's mustache! MGSV-ready: idk lol

Pankeyman was swole to the point where you had a two-post emotional breakdown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj2TRljCp2s

I don't know how we made it, but we did (I mean it's keeping IM alive but). We have our soldier slots resolved but we're in need of two scouts. Since we managed to slink into IM, we'd like players with a significant amount of punch but we're ready to accept a grisly fate if we must.

Contact (please holla @ me so I know what you're looking to play) (no seriously I get home from work and accept requests but people forget)

THE SQUAD:
Scouts: [you? x2]
Soldiers: Billdozer, Fred Astaire
Demo: yours truly
Medic: Dat_Indubitably

The aftermarket thing was directed at OP because I was pretty sure that would be one of the first things he would look up. It sounds like a mix between heat damage and general valve tomfoolery where we have a bunch of isolated cases of noticeable performance dips after an update, honestly.

You can go "yayaya" all you want but this is your sole performance problem. cme already brought up temps and no aftermarket laptop cooler is honestly going to make a difference.

What's the oldest roster in ESEA that's had mostly the same people on it?

Bill's been on the everything grind now that he's got a job (consequently internet access) and I think he's ready to give it the old Emeril Lagasse. I said this in his LFT thread and I'll say it again: he may make shitty posts on the forums but outside of this hellhole, Bill is a great person to be around. Grant him the gamers he needs.