so Jake was short for Jacob all along

what the fuck ive done some more research and it seems this is an mge couple for real

this is a new tier of cringe in the thread.

kn are you gay? like dating Ducky? o_0

anyways i do think that you are now as good as your elo is but i remember u coming out of no where, with top 5 elo and rockets like a 1700 player and i was surprised because i had never played someone who had such bad aim with that much elo before and then i saw that you had 300k points along with Eevove and everyone else had like 180k and how your k/d was much better than anyone in the server. the gaps closed since then but look

https://imgur.com/a/12NzlZK

so thats why i think u did that... but now you hit your shots like a 10 ping player should i guess so its not rly relevant its just kinda funny #3 is auto btw #14 being a prem soldier whos literally played more than u

anyways im sure ive played vis and Eam on servers with no elo and thats just how they play i don't think u guys get it its not gonna fix anything removing it and it gives me a reference as to who im playing and its a good measurements of what to expect

as in if its a 1600-1900 scout hes gonna do the shit that Clockwork was saying in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svCmXhYxMGc

which is just literally nonsense and it also means that they are going to eat every rocket you fire and u can even 20-0 them and its funny but if hes got like 1900-2100 hes gonna tap adada as fast as possible (unless hes prem) because he thinks thats good movement but its not and still eat every rocket unless he holds s which u can tell by how long they've played the server for (dying tom)

or like if hes a 1600-1900 soldier hes gonna play instinctively as in how you would approach it properly and then after that its like how Juno is when he streams when hes analysing every step and i mean him specifically its fun sometimes but itss still conscious and u can tell hes thinking

and thats why elos a good thing is because u can tell things about people from it and then u can decide how youre feeling. do u wanna play pistol only or do you wanna actuallypractice your aim hitting a pussy hole like vis? gives u a decision. and u might think thats bullshit because theres no way u can predict what someones gonna do before u even play them and id agree on paper but its true every single time

and i mean ya i play a lot of 1900 shitties but ive beaten like every player on that #50 list on 2 classes and yeah tehy've all beaten me too so i mean its not like i cant hold myself with other people with 2400 elo. to tell the truth most of my elo is taken from prem soldiers like polygon and nation. i dont get elo from anyone below 2100 i think. i was 2500 until like a month ago when i started only playing scout, then i went down to like 2.1 and then back up again because i got better at scout

i was waiting for this when i saw the comments

how was ur vacation

do you have cracked version or legit?

negative nancey is back with the 36 second plus frag... -_-

whats the difference between people who farm mge elo and people who + frag themselves on tftv? seems like the same thing

because you don't have to be concious at all to play mge. the idea for tf2 for me at least (idk about the others) is just to kill time or in between reading books to refresh my mind because i just zone out and i dont focus on anything and before you know it 4 hours have passed and then i can go skate with my friends

i play CA quake live too for same reasons and its a lot funnier because the quake mains think im a hacker but also gotta kinda use your brain for it and i cant be good at it with 500 ping so i dont do it as much as pub/mge

who would win in a fight to the death 2016 prem season Timus or Chuck Norris

well actually ive seen timus lift up the crate on gran mid with his bare hands and ive never seen mike do that

yeah but one day mike joined gran mid and timus joined, which was the only time i saw him play another map, and he beat mike multiple times i didnt see him lose so idk if he did or not. i never saw him even remotely lose the whole time he was active

when timus was like proper div 6 he would play the other ones too, more of an endif kinda guy and thats what he was more known for

thats unrelated, wrong and meaningless all at the same time

funny thing is i think my posts were treated like everyone else until people realised i was that guy from mge as in like 2-3 months ago when kn started in that one thread. they never used to get insta down fragged i think its all about that

idk why 6s people dont like people who play mge reminds me of this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb91ufNzGeo&t=

just listen to phorofors reaction i bet dolphin didnt feel like that but phorofors so mad dolphin wasnt playing 6s at the time hes on the verge of tears thats kinda how i view this whole thing idk why it makes u guys so mad

i mean if its not and its about threads like this http://www.teamfortress.tv/47793/virtual-reality i certainly dont have like 4 of those like snack does and mines not some 'harambe' shit thats just like a stream of conscious literature exercise before i go read i think i did that on the bus home while thinking about reading Infinite Jest

no he definitely played the game and beat high elo players to get that. the 3000 alt doesnt count because 1. it never played vs anyone 2. no one cares about it 3. its obv and u can just ignore it

most of the time he even has less than me and doesn't silent remove even when he was losing to me badly on the easiest matchup of all time trying harder than anyone id ever played before he just took the L and played someone else

but who cares about him this is about a better elo system and i think what i suggested satisfys everyone when it comes to that.

it obv doesnt matter if theres elo or no elo or what i suggested. wat im saying is what i suggest is the most ideal thing for server owners to do

only two people who come to mind are kn and bullet and neither of which are particularly bad like if they didnt silent remove they would both have more than 2.1k elo and from that point the number doesnt even matter

ok how about this then instead of numbers why not just it being 3 tiers of bad, ok and u need to look at your monitor to play me? that way its more of a general thing than who can get the most points and its kinda ambiguous as to where you are? solves my problem with it

its everyone's faults that they get mad at anything, like anything at all. how many times has someone posted 'im just waiting for the vis post' and then he posts 'im here' and then 1000 people go 'what a retard i hate this guy' happens a lot

like no ones ever said whats so bad about the posts either apart from 'you're not funny' but im not trying to be im just posting shit like anyone else, just more than the average person

why do you guys care more about the name behind whats said more than what the post even is

like i post a lot of shit so its kinda harder to say for me, but for him unless the threads literally about him its
'lets play an ultiduo tournament'
'i like syncing'
'i play mge'

how does that piss you off so much that u need to make a thread? who is the retard in that situation?