not possible

this thread sure is a blast from the past
its like ive already seen it before
oh wait i have
http://www.teamfortress.tv/38785/lft-soldier-roamer-or-pocket-dm-me

edit: also i dont think anybody plays that much tf2 even b4nny (the only person who makes a living off this game) doesnt play 14 hours a day
the maximum amount of time most teams scrim is from 9-12 est (3hrs)
also in your last thread you concluded that

all power to you to try to find an open team your first season and skip ugc, but you will probably have better luck starting off there (thats not to say people who play ugc dont also browse tftv just that tftv recruitment forums are mostly for esea)

*stochapstick

suicide is the only answer

edit: this reminds me a lot of the "frag video" neon charmander made after we cut him from our open team
https://youtu.be/8zGs_uqCIyE

edit 2: damn he even zoomed in to obscure the fact that the log was from a scrim where they got rolled god bless
http://sizzlingstats.com/stats/388129

Taking bets as to how many weeks before mustard is cut (I'd give it 4 tops)

exercise & sleep r p nice
edit: +1 for comedy been watching a bunch of bill burr recently that dudes fucking hilarious

6'1" or 6'2" depending on how slouched i am lol

this is for bitch boys who can't learn simple timing smh

probably not running two soldiers or if so waddling a whole lot more
i would like it if demo got a market gardener (medic having one would be cool too so you can surf into people and rape them)

esea also uses a different ruleset with two matches a week on one map, each match being win limit 5, no win difference and having two maximum 30 minute halves and a potential golden cap with unlimited time limit

as opposed to how in etf2l for each official they play two maps each for a flat 30 minute maximum time limit and round difference of 5

i dont think one of these is necessarily better than the other but they are certainly not consistent across the different regions
we have agreed for the most part that two halves are too long for tournaments but aside from b4nny wanting to do 45 minute time limits (and then realizing that 45mins*3 means you can't always do a bo3 in 2hrs) no effort had been made to "standardize" this

no

not this one or anything youve posted in

jump_asshole, jump_ultimatebuttfucker_a2 & jump_smellmybum are probably my top 3

edit also i think you're thinking of jump_finite (only the exact opposite of infinite; at least you were close)

el vato will farm

champggk may be the only other decent prem team but they do have close scrims with 7 kind of like evl and froyo