good luck with that bud
first you're going to have to make it out of IM without getting cut...

watch out the e-police might come to your house and arrest you if you have a cup of coffee before your match

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damn u guys are basically the 2nd place champions of the world
also holy fuck goldfish was the only player on this team lmao i think i'll have to give him credit for dropping 54 frags even tho his team lost
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=3700090
edit: granted theres no heal stats so he may or may not have taken 50% heals which would make it a wee bit less impressive

i just realized how much this team reeks of 2nd place
goldfish & boar got 2nd in open last season
catface screwb and krypt got 2nd in IM last season
rikachu got 2nd in the open tourney at esa rewind & got 2nd in IM a few seasons ago (Lose To Mister Wrench . . . VERY Sad . . . )

edit: rik did win im in s22 and boar won the esa open tourney... but without the help of farmadukegrylls and yours truly they would have stood no chance...
actually im p sure golf dish won im with cafe monster back in the day as well but that's negated by the fact that he got 2nd in open with mr slin around that time...

nobody can truly replace the pastebin bandit

when ur ape team schedules a scrim with bullet and gets baited to sitting in an empty DM server for an hour instead of pregaming
that was almost a major yikes...

Just get rami to pay your fees I'm sure he's already paying dingo a salary to play with those apes
Also I don't know how you could have made more of a clown of yourself... Ask for help paying I'm fees then offer to pay for an open roster and now you expect people to dish out 85 bucks for some shitter to play on a cheater team in invite?

Mr Bear Is Want Open STVs... E$EA Not Allow STV Downloads Either Apparently D:

why is tambo on demo

didn't moy pay with an echeck? yikes...

I Fear The Donald Flame

end life immediately

http://logs.tf/1463520#76561198040907214

I was having really bad congestion/runny nose/headaches for like two weeks before LAN but am feeling much better now.

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Your idea would make it easier stalemate because pussy teams that usually don't ever push without a giant advantage (7) will now literally have zero reason to push at all because they are playing defense. It would just be retards holding last with pyro engi fag setups for x amount of minutes as the other team attempted to break the stalemate by pushing in with uber cover and over.

If anything should be changed it should be the round timer. With a 30 minute time limit you can go up a round or two in the very beginning and then literally sit on the enemy teams fourth point for ~10 minutes doing absolutely nothing and then right before the timer runs out and resets the mid you fail a "push" into last while keeping your medic up and let the other team take their second back. Then rinse and repeat. This is still a problem to a certain extent in ESEA like in second halves when teams have the lead and are less incentivized to push and finish off the game while taking a risk, because they can run out the timer. I feel like in the first half this is almost a non issue (from my experience in ESEA at least), and so long as teams aren't that big tryhards that they will purposefully sit on their dicks and do nothing for 10+ minutes just.to assure they win a game it's good for the most part.