yack me off
Playoff Chances: 50/50
This team has been a puzzle to me all season long. Looking at the paid players should indicate a very scary team to play but they have just not shown up for any match against good competition. 5 of their 9 wins are FFW's and aside a 4-2 win over smug druggers, that have not a single notable match.
They currently sit with 37 Rounds Won. That total is low and is not helping their chances. Matches this week are against "but i just bought weed" and "Spider2 Y Banana". Both teams that are also hungry and fighting for the final playoff spots so these wins should not come easily. That said, I do believe if yack me off plays to potential, they should win both matches and roll into the playoffs with 11 wins. Even with 10 wins they will likely make the playoffs but they still need to win a match this week because a 9-7 record will depend on Rounds Won and they are low.
open winners
Playoff Chances: 50/50
A team like this comes along almost every single season. They start 2-5 then get matched up against low/mid open teams the rest of the season and rip off 6 straight wins and potentially bump better teams down the ladder. I blame bad ESEA scheduling but lets move past that.
This week will give them another free win against whip it OUT (DEAD) and leave them at 9-6 going into the final match vs Not Around Bears. NAB cannot make the playoffs but they can possibly play spoiler in this matchup.
The worst open winners can finish is 9-7 with 49 Rounds Won. This is a high round total and might be enough in itself to qualify for the 15th or 16th seed even if they lose to NAB. If they win and go 10-6, they can seed as high as 12th. This match against NAB is going to be a very close and easily another MOTW Candidate.
WaddleSquad
Playoff Chances: Low
I have no idea what happened to WaddleSquad, maybe someone can explain? 1 week ago they were sitting pretty at 7-4 then a very surprising loss to Low Open-Now-Dead team Party Hotline. This was quickly followed by a FFL to Hot Diggity Dog, a team they should have beaten to secure the 9th win.
If Waddle Squad even plays this week, they face smug druggers and Disney Jam Thursday. Neither match will be easy but the big match is against Disney Jam Thursday because both teams need this victory to have any hope of playoffs. MOTW Candidate.
Despite everything, WaddleSquad commands their own fate. With 2 victories, they will qualify for playoffs with a 10-6 record. If they go 1-1 this week, it will mean a 9-7 record and come down to Rounds Won.
Team Inertia
Playoff Chances: 50/50
Literally a team that has hung on by their fingernails through the middle of the season. They do not possess a single solid victory against quality competition and this will continue into the final week.
Viaduct matches against Hot Diggity Dog and We Love Randal should, in my mind, outline a solid road to playoffs with a 10-6 record. I believe they will need to win both of these matches because with a single loss they may not have enough rounds to make the final playoff spots.
Disney Jam Thursday
Playoff Chances: 50/50
This team has actually had a pretty decent season all things considered. They took rounds off some of the top teams in the division and have beaten the teams they were expected to beat.
They have a match on Badlands to finish but I expect a solid victory giving them a 8-6 record going into Viaduct week. Viaduct matches against Daves Dangerous Dudes and WaddleSquad, in particular, are going to have huge implications on the bottom playoff standings.
With 44 rounds won, they hold a solid chance of qualifying for 15th or 16th place if they can get 2 wins in the final 3 matches. Should they run off 3 wins, they could possibly have a seed as high as 12th.
Hot Diggity Dog
Playoff Chances: Low
I am really not sure how this team has a mathematical chance of playoffs. They have 4 losses in the last 5 matches but were given a complete gift FFW from WaddleSquad that I cannot currently understand.
3 matches remain for this team and I can honestly say they have a chance to outright win against Daves Dangerous Dudes and The Pizzagon Thin Crust. The 3rd match against Team Inertia will be the hardest of them all and likely a loss that will knock this team out for good. However, if they run the table with 3 straight wins, they will make the playoffs with a 10-6 record. If they finish at 9-7, they do not have enough rounds to contend.