I am publicly throwing down the gauntlet

Saam. I bet $10 I accidentally kill myself with atomizer more than you this season. Will paypal.

I do this weird thing where I wait until my crosshair is on an enemy... and then violently throw my mouse across my mousepad and click vigorously.

Also I'm an aids retard and have nice shot bound to left alt and press it randomly in game

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!!!

Hey

Give me tryouts this week please.

Thank you

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Working with my school right now to get client unbanned from the network
Try me out thx

alright yeah fuck it I'm making a wall of text cause I like attention and stuff as much as the next guy

TF2 has been nothing but a fuck fest for me, and while I know I'm probably not even good enough for all the opportunities I've been given, I get fucked a lot so here it goes

Season 18 was my first season of ESEA. I played w/ squid squad and fucking loved playing with every player on that team. Gullywash week rolls around and I find out that meus (our scout main playing pocket) is sick of playing pocket. I'm told that I will either be playing pocket or benched for the foreseeable future. After a week on the class and a total of zero fun I left the team to play scout with Mumble Robots. We did alright in the season, getting knocked out of playoffs by Conbud is about as okay with losing as you can get.

Season 19 we fucking STRUGGLED. We never went a night without fucking yelling at each other until one night it fucking imploded in a firey explosion. I left that team the night before a match against syops to play for syops which is still the thing I feel worst about in this game cause it was shitty af, but the mumble environment was shit so whatever.

Season 20 was shitty for more than one reason, but the preseason was really bad as far as being baited hard by teams. 8k told me that unless something crazy happened I would be playing with them. 2 days later Jarrett said he wouldn't play without scizor so I didn't get to play. I was then told I would be playing for the muffin men (they got sponsored by someone so their name changed but idk) but only if muma didn't want to play with them. Muma said no. Okay, I'll play unless dflame wants to play, and then they got dflame. So I joined syops again, decide to try to improve really quickly with that team and get over zealous and shouting matches lead to kairu and I cut like 3 days before the season starts. In one of the luckiest moments of my career mustards team had a scout slot open very soon after and I was able to play with them. And then ball so hard university fucked me for the FIRST time. Throughout the 3 months I was at the school so far I played with a minimum of 200 ping constant with regular spikes to 300-400. A combination of that, a poor attitude, and slemnish being a god I'm cut in like week 6 or something.

Season 21 I basically got 0 tryouts all off season. I did get a few tryouts with dog1, resulting in saams pick up over me (a decision I still blame likos brazillian ancestors for), and a 1 scrim tryout with pie_hero's team during which they picked up split. So then I played open. And yeah, uh... that happened and it was a thing that I devoted time to for some reason.

This past season was probably one of the biggest let downs for me because of circumstances in pre-season and in the fucking "match" last night. Preseason was a lot of my fault but it was still shitty. What it came down to was an over-eagerness at the possibility of playing invite. If bear and friends wanted me for a tryout I'd drop who I had and play with them. I'm pretty sure I'd be on saams team rn if I hadn't done that. But bear did fuck me pretty hard. After my third or fourth night scrimming wrech and the team told me in mumble that they wouldn't seek other scout tryouts, but if someone really wanted a shot they might give them a night just to see. Minutes after I left mumble bear messaged me saying that they were going to tell wrech they really wanted to try ictus out for my spot, but in reality they were looking to replace wrech. After a week and a half of them flip-flopping on this decision once every 24 hours I was basically left without team options and only a few days left in the off-season. In what broking has referred to as "eh, we may as well get knuckles" I got to play with far and beyond the best team I've played with in my 'career'. Despite having fixed my internet in April of this year, ball so hard university came in fucking swinging last night for our playoff match against megaquacs or whatever their name is. On my university one of the few ports blocked is port 27055. No, I don't know why. But this is the port ESEA client uses to login its users. So I can't sign into client. And I get to watch the match from the sidelines. And, I'm sorry vaati and friends you guys are really nice people but I don't know how that match ends that way at all if I'm there to play. Badlands would have gone our way by a mile (5-4 with 2 ringers and kawa playing combo when she's used to flank? rofl) and no way vaati would have gotten away with so much shit on metalworks. I'm sure we lose to saam in grand finals anyway but it's still frustrating as fuck to have a playoff run end because of something so entirely out of my control.

/rant thanks for a place to type for 10 mins

Not even sure where to rank myself as a player. I've been given a few things to focus harder on to progress as a player and will be working on them as much as I can in the coming weeks and season.

Message me or add me, down to get into tryouts as soon as possible.

for the 100 people asking why I'm not playing:

8:35 PM - knuck: people are getting emails about a tf2 update btw
8:35 PM - knuck: and there are playoffs tonight
8:35 PM - knuck: just so you know
8:37 PM - tri: o ok
8:37 PM - tri: thx

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I'm not sure the best place to put this, but please for the love of god. All articles about this event should have spoiler free titles. None of us care what CS website you're trying to emulate, just gain some common sense and realize that it harms literally no one to have a spoiler free title.

the fact that literally anyone is shocked by this makes me laugh

like fucking duh. In what world would valve allow this to be in the game rofl. They took a strong stance with viewmodels in an attempt to create consistency and recognizable streams, why would they let this stay in the game.

I'm too lazy to make another post on the other thread so feel free to quote me over there or whatever if you want.

For all the idiots out there that are saying that Valve is ruining their tf2 "user experience" by forcing a consistent platform for every player you clearly don't genuinely understand the steps valve is taking to help us. As a community we've always said that our competitive game isn't as big as it could be because the game you play when you launch it for the first time is not at all close to what you see in a competitive match or even a competitive stream. They are providing us with the ability to grow our scene through twitch and matchmaking, and if having a viewmodel on your screen is genuinely so awful to you, you might want to consider the fact that you might just need to grow a pair.

Was gonna watch the vod after work, kinda no reason now.

if we get a LAN at Indy I'm requiring everyone to bathe before their allowed within a mile of my home.

I hear some of you fucks went to GXL and thought people were kidding when they said you smelled bad... nuh-uh. not around my saint of a mother.