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i need to get rid of a cat asap
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i know it's 3 am and this sounds weird but please help me out i'm 100% serious
i was sleeping then this fucking cat just bursted through the thin roof of my balcony, it probably jumped from the roof, it tore a hole in my thin balcony roof and now it's just sitting there probably destroying all my shoes that i keep there
ok so basically i want to pick it up and bring it all the way to the door of my flat and throw it out. how do i go about this ? can i just pick it up ? or do cats get aggressive and start scratching and shit ? ty in advance

i know it's 3 am and this sounds weird but please help me out i'm 100% serious
i was sleeping then this fucking cat just bursted through the thin roof of my balcony, it probably jumped from the roof, it tore a hole in my thin balcony roof and now it's just sitting there probably destroying all my shoes that i keep there
ok so basically i want to pick it up and bring it all the way to the door of my flat and throw it out. how do i go about this ? can i just pick it up ? or do cats get aggressive and start scratching and shit ? ty in advance
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#2
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broom

broom
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#3
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grab a thick blanket you dont mind losing, and rap the the cat in it. Then through the blanket out the door with the cat inside it. if ur lucky u can go grab the blanket once the cat is gone

grab a thick blanket you dont mind losing, and rap the the cat in it. Then through the blanket out the door with the cat inside it. if ur lucky u can go grab the blanket once the cat is gone
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cp_granary_pro
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get a rabies shot if you get bit, no joke

get a rabies shot if you get bit, no joke
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#5
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its a cat just run at it pussy

its a cat just run at it pussy
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tf2pickup.org
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water spray if its being rude.
otherwise broom, blanket (best bet)
take care of the bud, it probably has nothing better to do as well

water spray if its being rude.
otherwise broom, blanket (best bet)
take care of the bud, it probably has nothing better to do as well
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#7
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shoot it in the leg or taze it

shoot it in the leg or taze it
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#8
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man fuck this when i try to go grab him he just starts hissing and swatting me with his paws he won't let me carry him

sniffits a cat just run at it pussy

i could easily kill it my man but i'm looking for a cruelty free solution

man fuck this when i try to go grab him he just starts hissing and swatting me with his paws he won't let me carry him
[quote=sniff]its a cat just run at it pussy[/quote]
i could easily kill it my man but i'm looking for a cruelty free solution
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#9
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glittureman fuck this when i try to go grab him he just starts hissing and swatting me with his paws he won't let me carry him

The average housecat weighs like 3~5 lbs, my dude, just corner and nab it with the blanket and drop it off at a shelter or something.

[quote=glitture]man fuck this when i try to go grab him he just starts hissing and swatting me with his paws he won't let me carry him[/quote]
The average housecat weighs like 3~5 lbs, my dude, just corner and nab it with the blanket and drop it off at a shelter or something.
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#10
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im not telling u to kill it, im saying itll most likely run away if you run at it (and not corner it)
just get it to jump off the balcony by walking at it and banging on some shit (tell ur neighbors to suck you off if they ask wtf youre doing at 3am)

im not telling u to kill it, im saying itll most likely run away if you run at it (and not corner it)
just get it to jump off the balcony by walking at it and banging on some shit (tell ur neighbors to suck you off if they ask wtf youre doing at 3am)
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#11
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go get a dog

go get a dog
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#12
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Give it a little coaster of milk, rub his head, adopt him, enjoy new best friend

Give it a little coaster of milk, rub his head, adopt him, enjoy new best friend
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#13
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i'm thinking about grabbing a plastic basket that i have and just putting it over him and pinning it to the ground, then just sliding it all the way to my door

sniffjust get it to jump off the balcony by walking at it and banging on some shit

i live on the fourth floor man i can't do him like that

i'm thinking about grabbing a plastic basket that i have and just putting it over him and pinning it to the ground, then just sliding it all the way to my door
[quote=sniff]just get it to jump off the balcony by walking at it and banging on some shit [/quote]
i live on the fourth floor man i can't do him like that
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#14
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Real talk if you got bitten get it checked out. A house cat once bit me on the hand and I was in the hospital for 3 days with the infection.

Having actually had to catch a cat in a similar situation daybreak's answer is what I'd go with.

Real talk if you got bitten get it checked out. A house cat once bit me on the hand and I was in the hospital for 3 days with the infection.

Having actually had to catch a cat in a similar situation daybreak's answer is what I'd go with.
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#15
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glitturei'm thinking about grabbing a plastic basket that i have and just putting it over him and pinning it to the ground, then just sliding it all the way to my door

wow this worked, he made it safely out my front door, now i'll have to go clean the shit and piss he left in my balcony and fix up the hole he made in the roof
thanks everyone and good night!

[quote=glitture]i'm thinking about grabbing a plastic basket that i have and just putting it over him and pinning it to the ground, then just sliding it all the way to my door[/quote]
wow this worked, he made it safely out my front door, now i'll have to go clean the shit and piss he left in my balcony and fix up the hole he made in the roof
thanks everyone and good night!
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