Alec tips over
Italic

Rex starts working out
Flex

Mangachu dies to the train on freight
MangaCHOOCHOO

Lansky turns 21.
Mansky.

10/10 i laughed

TLR gets a tumor
TMR

London Calling's band becomes rich and famous
London Balling!

MATHYOU is now a druggie.
METHYOU

Tavish is a vegetable
Radish

Killemdeader wants to die
Killmedeader

Grawgs smokes weed
Drawgs

ghos7yama throws a party
hos7yama

cyzer gets on a plane to go to LAN
flyzer

shrugger attacks someone
mugger

Sal becomes captain of the Serenity
Mal

ghos7yama becomes a mailman
pos7yama

shrugger goes bar hopping
chugger

TrukTruk goes to Thailand
TukTuk

synchro becomes a dragon
spyro

MarmadukeGRYLLS wins the lottery
MarmadukeBILLS

Ben has a bar mitzvah.
Men

Work turns into a eating utencil
Spork

Bman becomes a mutant super hero.
Xman

Domo comes out of the closet.
Homo

Snoopy starts in a New Jersey reality TV show.
Snooki

SteveC is a famous porn star.
SteveD

Blueberry villain plays some music
Bluesberry Villain.

Drogo joins a fraternity.
Brogo

Manwich gets laid.
Sexwich

b4nny works for a nuclear power plant.
l4nny

32hz gets a better monitor
60hz

panzerxii gets scared
pansyxii

indust gets cremated
isdust

darkstar brightens up
star

mumbo becomes a sloth
mumbo

lunacide kills a sun
solacide

billuster loses his shine
billackluster

I have no idea if these are terrible or not

billuster works at a video rental story
blockbuster

after seeing two separate Frank East jokes, i really want to nuke this thread.

billuster works at a foreign video rental store
blockblister

I am not convinced that you people know what puns are.

^ not a pun

Frank West?

French Ouest

if riverdude was cold he'd be shiverdude

if riverdude used the huntsman he'd be quiverdude

if riverdude was santa claus he'd be giverdude

if riverdude liked foie gras he'd be liverdude

TviQ gets banned for cheating
TviQ

Pizza becomes successful as a DJ
Ibizza

Pizza becomes arab
Pita

Pizza is a gangster thug
Shizza

I'm bad at bad puns.

reading all this is PUNishment

that was pretty punny...
fuck you

smaka when he is mad

smadka

I just checked the thread and I'm a bit late but

how did you know about me and avast

we're best friends in real life HOW

dflame when he comes out of the closet
dflamer

Eldritch when he gets Parkinson's Disease
Eltwitch

When BloodSire and Eulogy make a baby
Moology

LG | cyzer.iT : HOLY FUCK WE COULD HAVE PLAYED MIXUP 10 MINUTES AGO
竜✌鯨兄 : frig u cryzer thats ur new name cuz u cry so much wa wa lil baby fuck u