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Dumb Puns
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#1
63 Frags +

Clockwork becomes gay.
Cockwork.

Clockwork becomes a dancer.
Clocktwerk.

Clockwork becomes the third wheel.
Clockblock.

Downpour becomes the submissive.
Downonallfours.

Overseer gets new glasses.
Overseer.

b4nny becomes a posterior.
f4nny.

MR_SLIN gets the new lap-band.
MR_THIN.

harbleu ferments.
hard blue cheese.

harbleu visits a foreign country.
farbleu.

harbleu becomes a comedian.
harharharbleu.

Clockwork becomes gay.
Cockwork.

Clockwork becomes a dancer.
Clocktwerk.

Clockwork becomes the third wheel.
Clockblock.

Downpour becomes the submissive.
Downonallfours.

Overseer gets new glasses.
Overseer.

b4nny becomes a posterior.
f4nny.

MR_SLIN gets the new lap-band.
MR_THIN.

harbleu ferments.
hard blue cheese.

harbleu visits a foreign country.
farbleu.

harbleu becomes a comedian.
harharharbleu.
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#2
-46 Frags +

stop

stop
3
#3
-44 Frags +

there's the door, use it

there's the door, use it
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#4
-40 Frags +

nice try

nice try
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#5
-50 Frags +

Dumb Threads
This one

Dumb Threads
This one
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#6
-50 Frags +

-6 to +7

and the alt's come out

-6 to +7

and the alt's come out
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#7
-56 Frags +

you're literally going on every account just to + and - frag everything

what are you doing with your life

you're literally going on every account just to + and - frag everything


what are you doing with your life
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#8
-23 Frags +
Atlas
Overseer gets new glasses.
Overseer.

??????

[quote=Atlas]

Overseer gets new glasses.
Overseer.

[/quote]
??????
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#9
-32 Frags +

hahaha good jokes!!! make more plz! ur such a good comedian hahahahaha

hahaha good jokes!!! make more plz! ur such a good comedian hahahahaha
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#10
36 Frags +

i honestly don't know what's going on

i honestly don't know what's going on
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#11
-30 Frags +

go home

go home
12
#12
122 Frags +

CB gets arrested
CP

shrugger carries things for a living
lugger

killing eats too much
filling

kalkin becomes a bird
falcon

tri changes race
thai

kalkin become a star hockey player
malkin

tlr becomes a cleaning product
clr

weeble gets vertigo
wobble

tri has an umbrella
dri

dave__ac goes surfing
wave__ac

shrugger is a romantic
hugger

harbleu is an alcoholic
barbleu

tyrone refers to himself in the first person
irone

ruwin has the runs
poowin

rando gets vac'd
bando

shade is a vampire hunter
blade

Seanbud has dyslexia
sneabdu

tagg has bad internet
lagg

yz50 gets sad
cryz50

vhalin runs for vice president
palin

Lange gets taller
longe

lansky gets sex change
transky

seagull becomes a dog
beagle

shrugger is black
????

CB gets arrested
CP

shrugger carries things for a living
lugger

killing eats too much
filling

kalkin becomes a bird
falcon

tri changes race
thai

kalkin become a star hockey player
malkin

tlr becomes a cleaning product
clr

weeble gets vertigo
wobble

tri has an umbrella
dri

dave__ac goes surfing
wave__ac

shrugger is a romantic
hugger

harbleu is an alcoholic
barbleu

tyrone refers to himself in the first person
irone

ruwin has the runs
poowin

rando gets vac'd
bando

shade is a vampire hunter
blade

Seanbud has dyslexia
sneabdu

tagg has bad internet
lagg

yz50 gets sad
cryz50

vhalin runs for vice president
palin

Lange gets taller
longe

lansky gets sex change
transky

seagull becomes a dog
beagle

shrugger is black
????
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#13
49 Frags +

ggglygy learns how to dance like the wiggles
wigglygy

ggglygy learns how to dance like the wiggles
wigglygy
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#14
40 Frags +

Sideshow powers a boat
Siderow

Byte lifts weights
Might

Lange gets his vitamin C
Tang

B4nny's butt
F4nny

ZBryan becomes an ocean
SeaBryan

Alfa eats his vegetables
alfalfa

Blaze becomes a president
Hayes

Taimou becomes a poet
rhymeou

Sideshow powers a boat
Siderow

Byte lifts weights
Might

Lange gets his vitamin C
Tang

B4nny's butt
F4nny

ZBryan becomes an ocean
SeaBryan

Alfa eats his vegetables
alfalfa

Blaze becomes a president
Hayes

Taimou becomes a poet
rhymeou
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#15
40 Frags +

platinum gains weight
fatinum

yz50 learns to dodge
wd40

platinum gains weight
fatinum

yz50 learns to dodge
wd40
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#16
26 Frags +

Overseer goes to a library
Overreader

Overseer goes to a buffet
Overeater

Overseer becomes a farmer
Overseeder

Overseer goes to a library
Overreader

Overseer goes to a buffet
Overeater

Overseer becomes a farmer
Overseeder
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#17
16 Frags +

I just remember a stupid one about MR. SLIN actually being MRS. LIN and people calling me panzy not panzer ;(

I just remember a stupid one about MR. SLIN actually being MRS. LIN and people calling me panzy not panzer ;(
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#18
0 Frags +
panzerxiiiI just remember a stupid one about MR. SLIN actually being MRS. LIN and people calling me panzy not panzer ;(

Don't be such a panzy it's an easy word to misread.

[quote=panzerxiii]I just remember a stupid one about MR. SLIN actually being MRS. LIN and people calling me panzy not panzer ;([/quote]
Don't be such a panzy it's an easy word to misread.
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#19
25 Frags +

panzer gets cancer
cancer

panzer gets cancer
cancer
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#20
18 Frags +

My astrological sign is Cancer :|

My astrological sign is Cancer :|
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#21
0 Frags +

b4nny gets bad
b4ddy

b4nny gets bad
b4ddy
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#22
4 Frags +
panzerxiiiMy astrological sign is Cancer :|

I love you

[quote=panzerxiii]My astrological sign is Cancer :|[/quote]

I love you
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#23
27 Frags +
GgglygySeanbud has dyslexia
sneabdu
[quote=Ggglygy]
Seanbud has dyslexia
sneabdu
[/quote]
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#24
33 Frags +

Atlas develops a compulsive eating disorder
Fatlas

Mangachu comes down with a cold
MangACHOOO

Indust falls in love
Inlust

Marmadukegrylls becomes a contestant on project runway
Marmadukefrills

Memphisvon goes to Jamaica
Memphismon

Bman becomes a beekeeper
Beeman

Foster becomes a snowman
Froster

Remedy starts taking estrogen
Femedy

Stabby Stabby loses his figure
Flabby Flabby

Stabby Stabby doesn't get enough sleep
Crabby Crabby

DJC joins the navy
DJSeaman

DJC goes to AA
DJSober

Skarlett plays with my heart
Harlett

Downpour acts like himself
Clownpour

Downpour runs out of food
Frownpour

Overseer goes to Mars
Roverseer

Duwatna gets a sex change
Dutwatna

Xalox grows out his hair
Xalocks

Duwatna is confused
Duwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatna

Downpour loses all his money betting on the ponies
Downpoor

Atlas develops a compulsive eating disorder
Fatlas

Mangachu comes down with a cold
MangACHOOO

Indust falls in love
Inlust

Marmadukegrylls becomes a contestant on project runway
Marmadukefrills

Memphisvon goes to Jamaica
Memphismon

Bman becomes a beekeeper
Beeman

Foster becomes a snowman
Froster

Remedy starts taking estrogen
Femedy

Stabby Stabby loses his figure
Flabby Flabby

Stabby Stabby doesn't get enough sleep
Crabby Crabby

DJC joins the navy
DJSeaman

DJC goes to AA
DJSober

Skarlett plays with my heart
Harlett

Downpour acts like himself
Clownpour

Downpour runs out of food
Frownpour

Overseer goes to Mars
Roverseer

Duwatna gets a sex change
Dutwatna

Xalox grows out his hair
Xalocks

Duwatna is confused
Duwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatna

Downpour loses all his money betting on the ponies
Downpoor
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#25
62 Frags +

wo0t has a mid-life crisis
davis

wo0t has a mid-life crisis
davis
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#26
32 Frags +
grillzwo0t has a mid-life crisis
davis

please take all my money

[quote=grillz]wo0t has a mid-life crisis
davis[/quote]

please take all my money
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#27
24 Frags +

fragile starts dodging rockets
agile

fragile starts dodging rockets
agile
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#28
28 Frags +

Mike is an aggressive feminist
YouMustDike

tri questions his sexuality
bi

Phrakture dresses in vogue
Phrakcouture

blaze doesn't give a fuck
blasé

Mike is an aggressive feminist
YouMustDike

tri questions his sexuality
bi

Phrakture dresses in vogue
Phrakcouture

blaze doesn't give a fuck
blasé
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#29
-22 Frags +

Creator of the thread created his account today. GG

Creator of the thread created his account today. GG
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#30
27 Frags +

Djc hops into bed

Pjc

Djc hops into bed

Pjc
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