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Tacos or Hamburgers
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#31
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ThorEatsWormsphobiai prefer hamburgers because tacos are so damn messyI would like to point out the increased "mess radius" that comes with hamburgers.
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As you can see, hamburgers have TWICE the messy capabilities of a taco and are therefore incredibly difficult to control. These informative graphs come from the NASA™ space food analysis, and have scientifically proven the clutter capabilities of an unbridled hamburger

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as you can see, it is far easier to hold a burger to prevent a mess, while a taco is uncontrollable

edit : the rigid shell is also 99% of the time going to crack and fuck your eating experience, which does not happen to burgers

[quote=ThorEatsWorms][quote=phobia]i prefer hamburgers because tacos are so damn messy[/quote]
I would like to point out the increased "mess radius" that comes with hamburgers.

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As you can see, hamburgers have TWICE the messy capabilities of a taco and are therefore incredibly difficult to control. These informative graphs come from the NASA™ space food analysis, and have scientifically proven the clutter capabilities of an unbridled hamburger[/quote]
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as you can see, it is far easier to hold a burger to prevent a mess, while a taco is uncontrollable

edit : the rigid shell is also 99% of the time going to crack and fuck your eating experience, which does not happen to burgers
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#32
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ThorEatsWormscrackbabydumpstera taco is also more prone to falling out if handled incorrectly during the eating process due to being made from a shell and not two distinct pieces of bread.A shell is hardened bread. If anything, its rigid structure provides better grip and stability when going in for the first bite. Sesame seeds on hamburger buns are slipping elements to anyone with less than twelve fingers.

Hardened bread is great up until the moment it splinters and leaves a hole right to the floor for gravity to pull food thru.

crackbabydumpsteryou have to THINK. why is it that NASA wont disclose their donations from Big Taco from last year (or any year, I've asked). what are they hiding?ThorEatsWormsExcuse me but McDonalds is the largest proponent of hamburgers in the world and they have quite a list of legitimate scandals, not speculations.
  • hamburgers
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macdonalds isnt hamburgers any more than taco bells is tacos, fuck off

crackbabydumpsterfucking nasa sheeple parroting false info. the opening of the taco shell is FAR wider than that of the burger.ThorEatsWormsI never thought of you as a single-patty kind of guy

please see my post on "the ideal hamburger" here

thx to 31 for graphics and more explanation

[quote=ThorEatsWorms][quote=crackbabydumpster]a taco is also more prone to falling out if handled incorrectly during the eating process due to being made from a shell and not two distinct pieces of bread.[/quote]
A shell is hardened bread. If anything, its rigid structure provides better grip and stability when going in for the first bite. Sesame seeds on hamburger buns are slipping elements to anyone with less than twelve fingers.
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Hardened bread is great up until the moment it splinters and leaves a hole right to the floor for gravity to pull food thru.
[quote=crackbabydumpster]you have to THINK. why is it that NASA wont disclose their donations from Big Taco from last year (or any year, I've asked). what are they hiding?[/quote]
[quote=ThorEatsWorms]
Excuse me but McDonalds is the largest proponent of hamburgers in the world and they have quite a list of legitimate [i]scandals[/i], not [i]speculations[/i].
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[*] hamburgers
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[*] bad
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macdonalds isnt hamburgers any more than taco bells is tacos, fuck off
[quote=crackbabydumpster]fucking nasa sheeple parroting false info. the opening of the taco shell is FAR wider than that of the burger.[/quote]
[quote=ThorEatsWorms]I never thought of you as a single-patty kind of guy[/quote]
please see my post on "the ideal hamburger" [url=http://www.teamfortress.tv/42245/got-cut-ama/?page=2#46]here[/url]

thx to 31 for graphics and more explanation
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#33
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Hard shell tacos break open after the first bite

Hard shell tacos break open after the first bite
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#34
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Great burger>great taco
Bad taco>bad burger

Great burger>great taco
Bad taco>bad burger
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#35
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JojoGreat burger>great taco
Bad taco>bad burger

man how u gunna come in here and be like that

[quote=Jojo]Great burger>great taco
Bad taco>bad burger[/quote]

man how u gunna come in here and be like that
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#36
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i like them both

i like them both
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#37
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tacos only if they are soft shell

tacos only if they are soft shell
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#38
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ZootSuitRiotersoft shell tacos and burgers are equal, hard shell tacos are awful

hard shell tacos just crumble and all the meat comes out and then you have to use a fork to eat the rest

If your hard shell crumbles after one bite its terribly over cooked and if you bought that from a store well there you go don't buy from the store, if you wanna know how to make your own (super easy and fast) let me know.

[quote=ZootSuitRioter]soft shell tacos and burgers are equal, hard shell tacos are awful

hard shell tacos just crumble and all the meat comes out and then you have to use a fork to eat the rest[/quote]
If your hard shell crumbles after one bite its terribly over cooked and if you bought that from a store well there you go don't buy from the store, if you wanna know how to make your own (super easy and fast) let me know.
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#39
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tr1pburgers because they taste better and also there is no place near me that makes mexican food anywaymarmadukeGRYLLSTaco. So versatilealbaTacos, so many ways you can do itbecause burgers arent versatile??

If youre talking burgers and not just "any meat on a bun" then yes tacos are more diverse in the protein selection as well as toppings.

[quote=tr1p]burgers because they taste better and also there is no place near me that makes mexican food anyway
[quote=marmadukeGRYLLS]Taco. So versatile[/quote]
[quote=alba]Tacos, so many ways you can do it[/quote]
because burgers arent versatile??[/quote]

If youre talking burgers and not just "any meat on a bun" then yes tacos are more diverse in the protein selection as well as toppings.
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#40
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Artz_HispanianZootSuitRiotersoft shell tacos and burgers are equal, hard shell tacos are awful

hard shell tacos just crumble and all the meat comes out and then you have to use a fork to eat the rest
If your hard shell crumbles after one bite its terribly over cooked and if you bought that from a store well there you go don't buy from the store, if you wanna know how to make your own (super easy and fast) let me know.

I've never actually made my own hard taco shells, hmu with the details

[quote=Artz_Hispanian][quote=ZootSuitRioter]soft shell tacos and burgers are equal, hard shell tacos are awful

hard shell tacos just crumble and all the meat comes out and then you have to use a fork to eat the rest[/quote]
If your hard shell crumbles after one bite its terribly over cooked and if you bought that from a store well there you go don't buy from the store, if you wanna know how to make your own (super easy and fast) let me know.[/quote]

I've never actually made my own hard taco shells, hmu with the details
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#41
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ZootSuitRioterArtz_HispanianZootSuitRiotersoft shell tacos and burgers are equal, hard shell tacos are awful

hard shell tacos just crumble and all the meat comes out and then you have to use a fork to eat the rest
If your hard shell crumbles after one bite its terribly over cooked and if you bought that from a store well there you go don't buy from the store, if you wanna know how to make your own (super easy and fast) let me know.

I've never actually made my own hard taco shells, hmu with the details

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[quote=ZootSuitRioter][quote=Artz_Hispanian][quote=ZootSuitRioter]soft shell tacos and burgers are equal, hard shell tacos are awful

hard shell tacos just crumble and all the meat comes out and then you have to use a fork to eat the rest[/quote]
If your hard shell crumbles after one bite its terribly over cooked and if you bought that from a store well there you go don't buy from the store, if you wanna know how to make your own (super easy and fast) let me know.[/quote]

I've never actually made my own hard taco shells, hmu with the details[/quote]
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#42
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is a taco a sandwich

is a taco a sandwich
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#43
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yaynosis a taco a sandwich

More like a fried crepe

[quote=yaynos]is a taco a sandwich[/quote]
More like a fried crepe
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#44
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Spui like them both

burn the heathen

[quote=Spu]i like them both[/quote]

burn the heathen
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#45
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All you clowns talking about how messy tacos are have never tried wrapping a hard shell with a soft shell. Spread some cream cheese on the soft, slap it on and boom: no splinters, more flavour.
I prefer tacos because you can get away with greasier meat than a burger, at least when doing it the big brain way.

All you clowns talking about how messy tacos are have never tried wrapping a hard shell with a soft shell. Spread some cream cheese on the soft, slap it on and boom: no splinters, more flavour.
I prefer tacos because you can get away with greasier meat than a burger, at least when doing it the big brain way.
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#46
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tacos because queso is my weakness

tacos because queso is my weakness
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#47
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Depends. Burrito>Hamburger>Taco

Depends. Burrito>Hamburger>Taco
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#48
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the the jjjj

the the jjjj
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#49
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Since I happen to be Mexican, I really do prefer burgers.

Since I happen to be Mexican, I really do prefer burgers.
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