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Acknowledgement
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#1
16 Frags +

if a girl walks past you, looks at you, smiles & says good morning
this girl is like between an acquaintance and a friend

what does this mean

if a girl walks past you, looks at you, smiles & says good morning
this girl is like between an acquaintance and a friend

what does this mean
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#2
23 Frags +

she wants the d

she wants the d
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#3
8 Frags +

put it in her butt

put it in her butt
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#4
18 Frags +

Dude you're fucked

You're tagged by the mafia

Dude you're fucked

You're tagged by the mafia
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#5
1 Frags +

Giggity

Giggity
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#6
6 Frags +

you should have whipped out...

you should have whipped out...
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#7
-17 Frags +

Are these posts serious?

Are these posts serious?
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#8
2 Frags +
DrakeMegrimAre these posts serious?

why would they not be?

[quote=DrakeMegrim]Are these posts serious?[/quote]
why would they not be?
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#9
0 Frags +

It depends on how many 'g' there were in good morning.

It depends on how many 'g' there were in good morning.
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#10
0 Frags +

She may be your mother, was there a "darling" in there anywhere?

She may be your mother, was there a "darling" in there anywhere?
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#11
0 Frags +

it means she wants to meet you at her place later that night and study the kamasutra together

it means she wants to meet you at her place later that night and study the kamasutra together
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#12
3 Frags +

Your fly was down.

Your fly was down.
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#13
7 Frags +
BubberkillYou're tagged by the mafia

I was confused there for a few seconds

[quote=Bubberkill]You're tagged by the mafia[/quote]

I was confused there for a few seconds
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#14
-1 Frags +

I have this at my work, I think she is just being super friendly. I think i may be in like the big brother/ friend zone. So hard to tell the difference between the zones man.

I have this at my work, I think she is just being super friendly. I think i may be in like the big brother/ friend zone. So hard to tell the difference between the zones man.
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#15
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TaggerungI was confused there for a few seconds

Conspiracy

[quote=Taggerung]
I was confused there for a few seconds[/quote]
Conspiracy
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#16
33 Frags +

Approach girl, do NOT break eye contact. Look at her like she is a threat (five second rule)

You: Heya, I was just on the way to my mansion when I thought about whos cooler. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Xmen.
Girl: [is probably speechless in the face of an alpha such as yourself]
You: Haha, yeah. No big deal. Listen, what do you think about addiction? [smash your fist in your palm, and brush her elbow lightly] (kino)
Girl: [she is intruged and probably comes up with some shallow answer, ignore it and shift her focus onto your power medallion]
You: I dont normally date street trash, but give me your number and I'll reconsider it.
Girl: [she is now wet and dripping for your alpha dick]

Approach girl, do NOT break eye contact. Look at her like she is a threat (five second rule)

You: Heya, I was just on the way to my mansion when I thought about whos cooler. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Xmen.
Girl: [is probably speechless in the face of an alpha such as yourself]
You: Haha, yeah. No big deal. Listen, what do you think about addiction? [smash your fist in your palm, and brush her elbow lightly] (kino)
Girl: [she is intruged and probably comes up with some shallow answer, ignore it and shift her focus onto your power medallion]
You: I dont normally date street trash, but give me your number and I'll reconsider it.
Girl: [she is now wet and dripping for your alpha dick]
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#17
5 Frags +

I hope this helps stultus.

I hope this helps stultus.
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#18
-1 Frags +

ehFk can you be my relationship mentor?

ehFk can you be my relationship mentor?
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#19
-1 Frags +
ehFkMasterful advice

Holy shit, I should've done that instead of just telling her she's cute and asking her out

fuck

[quote=ehFk]Masterful advice[/quote]

Holy shit, I should've done that instead of just telling her she's cute and asking her out

fuck
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#20
3 Frags +

Weekly Stultus thread! - thanks for brightening my day/making me laugh. Gee all this srs relationship talk. What you need to do is buy her a hat. Hats make everything better.

[s]Weekly Stultus thread! - thanks for brightening my day/making me laugh.[/s] Gee all this srs relationship talk. What you need to do is buy her a hat. Hats make everything better.
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