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Why You Should Never Trust An Atom
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They always make up everything :(

They always make up everything :(
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good one

good one
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what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet
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please take a couple months off then put all the jokes into one post

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so it can get even more down frags BADUM TISS
please take a couple months off then put all the jokes into one post

[spoiler]so it can get even more down frags BADUM TISS[/spoiler]
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#5
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what kind of horses go out only in the evening?

nightmares

what kind of horses go out only in the evening?

nightmares
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Air_what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

i actually laughed at this pretty hard thank u

[quote=Air_]what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet[/quote]
i actually laughed at this pretty hard thank u
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ayy

ayy
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Why can't you eat grapes with fingers?

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because grapes don't have fingers
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help
Why can't you eat grapes with fingers?

[spoiler]because grapes don't have fingers[/spoiler]

[spoiler]help[/spoiler]
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I've reported all of you.

I've reported all of you.
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to the dumpster

to the dumpster
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I swear I've seen this joke before on TF.TV.

I swear I've seen this joke before on TF.TV.
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FOR ME TO POOP ON

FOR ME TO POOP ON
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What's the difference between aim- and porn stars? they both suck, except one gets paid for it

What's the difference between aim- and porn stars? they both suck, except one gets paid for it
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http://images.wikia.com/leagueoflegends/images/d/d8/Heimerdinger.joke01.ogg

http://images.wikia.com/leagueoflegends/images/d/d8/Heimerdinger.joke01.ogg
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why spy cross road???

becaus he never really was on u are side

why spy cross road???


becaus he never really was on u are side
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I have a shirt that says this

http://imgur.com/gallery/3aUeyYW/new

I have a shirt that says this [img]http://imgur.com/gallery/3aUeyYW/new[/img]
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catwhy spy cross road???

becaus he never really was on u are side

so bad but so good..

[quote=cat]why spy cross road???


becaus he never really was on u are side[/quote]
so bad but so good..
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What does my life and reddit have in common? they're both a joke

What does my life and reddit have in common? they're both a joke
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what do spys eat instead of mcdonalds?

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spydonalds

how do you stop a zombie from eating your hed

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you dont

where does an owl get his eyes from

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from the uuuuuu store
what do spys eat instead of mcdonalds?
[spoiler]
spydonalds[/spoiler]

how do you stop a zombie from eating your hed
[spoiler]
you dont[/spoiler]

where does an owl get his eyes from
[spoiler]
from the uuuuuu store[/spoiler]
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what does heavy say when he sees spy with spycicle?

icy (i see) spy!!!!!

what does heavy say when he sees spy with spycicle?

icy (i see) spy!!!!!
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Why should you not gamble in the jungle?

Cuz there's a lot of cheetahs

Heard that one at a garage punk band concert

Why should you not gamble in the jungle?


Cuz there's a lot of cheetahs


Heard that one at a garage punk band concert
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Food is like dark humor

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not every one gets it.
Food is like dark humor

[spoiler]not every one gets it.[/spoiler]
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What the hell is wrong with you people?

What the hell is wrong with you people?
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N1ghTWhat the hell is wrong with you people?

slow day

[quote=N1ghT]What the hell is wrong with you people?[/quote]

slow day
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https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvpKmDUbIMV0Vdsyz0ChJ46KdHi3JBpNnnB399WwvKyPcIQ1d3cg

[img]https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvpKmDUbIMV0Vdsyz0ChJ46KdHi3JBpNnnB399WwvKyPcIQ1d3cg[/img]
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what does a rocket launcher and a black male porn star have in common?
they're both black and shoot rockets

what does a rocket launcher and a black male porn star have in common?
they're both black and shoot rockets
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#27
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what did the traffic light say to the car?

dont look i'm changing

what did the traffic light say to the car?

dont look i'm changing
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esports

esports
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because it can split at any time

because it can split at any time
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why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep?

because of his coffin

why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep?

because of his coffin
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