Edit: We have all our positions filled for now. Thanks for everyone who played.
Well, WE NEVER WIPE (aka The Widest Kids U Know) has had a pretty good season. It's been one of the most turbulent seasons I've ever been through with regard to roster turnover and silly drama, which is saying a lot, but overall we're happy with how things have come along and are for the most part going to be sticking together into next season. A big shoutout and thank you to all the players that have played with us this season and helped us get this far. Next season will most likely be ESEA-Open, though I suppose there is a potential possibility of the roster being moved up IM depending on what happens to other playoff teams and IM teams. As it stands right now our old faithful scout Slider, who's been around for about a season and a half will be stepping down to backup due to personal time constraints and so we will be looking for strong, high-open/IM capable scout tryouts to fill the spot.
Things we are looking for, besides strong play and previous experience:
- We scrim and play Sunday to Thursday, 9 - 11ish pm EST. You need to be availble during these days and times.
- Relating to point 1, we don't want you playing in other leagues or formats. For instance, if you're gone on Mondays because UGC HL but the rest of us are here, and we are, that's not good.
- We prefer 18+ age. Exceptions can happen and I've bent this rule a number of times but I've been screwed by it so many times that I'd rather not mess around.
Current roster: http://play.esea.net/teams/91668
If you're interested please add Jag here and we can talk: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197971152439/
Edit: We have all our positions filled for now. Thanks for everyone who played.
Well, WE NEVER WIPE (aka The Widest Kids U Know) has had a pretty good season. It's been one of the most turbulent seasons I've ever been through with regard to roster turnover and silly drama, which is saying a lot, but overall we're happy with how things have come along and are for the most part going to be sticking together into next season. A big shoutout and thank you to all the players that have played with us this season and helped us get this far. Next season will most likely be ESEA-Open, though I suppose there is a potential possibility of the roster being moved up IM depending on what happens to other playoff teams and IM teams. As it stands right now our old faithful scout Slider, who's been around for about a season and a half will be stepping down to backup due to personal time constraints and so we will be looking for strong, high-open/IM capable scout tryouts to fill the spot.
Things we are looking for, besides strong play and previous experience:
- We scrim and play Sunday to Thursday, 9 - 11ish pm EST. You need to be availble during these days and times.
- Relating to point 1, we don't want you playing in other leagues or formats. For instance, if you're gone on Mondays because UGC HL but the rest of us are here, and we are, that's not good.
- We prefer 18+ age. Exceptions can happen and I've bent this rule a number of times but I've been screwed by it so many times that I'd rather not mess around.
Current roster: http://play.esea.net/teams/91668
If you're interested please add Jag here and we can talk: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197971152439/
Good Guys that take the game seriously. Try out for them there gonna be good next season. GLHF Jag.
Good Guys that take the game seriously. Try out for them there gonna be good next season. GLHF Jag.
screwb is the funniest person ive ever played with and is a really good pocket
screwb is the funniest person ive ever played with and is a really good pocket
I was playing for UGC Steel 6s teams last summer, and when Jag picked me up I was given an opportunity to grow to the point where I could play in ESEA Open playoffs this past season, and I can honestly say it was the most fun I've ever had playing TF2. The team's core are dedicated, mature, talented players, and with the pick up of a new teammate with similar qualities, I fully expect the team to become strong IM contenders very soon. I look forward to seeing it happen.
I was playing for UGC Steel 6s teams last summer, and when Jag picked me up I was given an opportunity to grow to the point where I could play in ESEA Open playoffs this past season, and I can honestly say it was the most fun I've ever had playing TF2. The team's core are dedicated, mature, talented players, and with the pick up of a new teammate with similar qualities, I fully expect the team to become strong IM contenders very soon. I look forward to seeing it happen.
Very Good players on this team, ScrewB is a fucking monster and Jaguar is a beast with pipes.
This team needs a dedicated scout who can compete at a top 8 level
Very Good players on this team, ScrewB is a fucking monster and Jaguar is a beast with pipes.
This team needs a dedicated scout who can compete at a top 8 level
Thanks for all the kind words and to everyone who added me. I have a whole bunch of tryouts scheduled in the coming week(s).
I had forgotten that mentioning the two letters I and M in a looking thread get it minus fragged a good deal. I'm going to give a simple disclaimer now, which to me seems obvious, though perhaps it's actually not. There is not an ounce of arrogance or ego meant by anything that was posted. It doesn't mean "We are totally ready to do great in IM". No one on the team thinks they or we are hot shit. Collectively, right now, we are at best as good as we placed during the season. It's looking like there's a fair chance for the roster to be moved up next season. If that happens we're going to be the punching bag at the bottom for at least a good long while. We're just some folks who enjoy playing challenging video games and are looking for someone who'd be a good fit and feels similarly...
Thanks for all the kind words and to everyone who added me. I have a whole bunch of tryouts scheduled in the coming week(s).
I had forgotten that mentioning the two letters I and M in a looking thread get it minus fragged a good deal. I'm going to give a simple disclaimer now, which to me seems obvious, though perhaps it's actually not. There is not an ounce of arrogance or ego meant by anything that was posted. It doesn't mean "We are totally ready to do great in IM". No one on the team thinks they or we are hot shit. Collectively, right now, we are at best as good as we placed during the season. It's looking like there's a fair chance for the roster to be moved up next season. If that happens we're going to be the punching bag at the bottom for at least a good long while. We're just some folks who enjoy playing challenging video games and are looking for someone who'd be a good fit and feels similarly...
JaguarFiendWe're just some folks who enjoy playing challenging video games and are looking for someone who'd be a good fit and feels similarly...
You leave scrims every time some team is better than you so this is pretty questionable
[quote=JaguarFiend]We're just some folks who enjoy playing challenging video games and are looking for someone who'd be a good fit and feels similarly...[/quote]
You leave scrims every time some team is better than you so this is pretty questionable
their server is named the rape cavern and they spam twitch meme binds
their server is named the rape cavern and they spam twitch meme binds
ScrewB hard carried last season.
ScrewB hard carried last season.
These guys are all nuts steer clear. JK all of them are characters and will take care of their homies. Good times ahead
These guys are all nuts steer clear. JK all of them are characters and will take care of their homies. Good times ahead
I am more than happy to address any and all criticisms.
GeknaiirJaguarFiendWe're just some folks who enjoy playing challenging video games and are looking for someone who'd be a good fit and feels similarly...
You leave scrims every time some team is better than you so this is pretty questionable
Would you care to clarify what exactly is questionable? We have almost never left a scrim once it's started. The only times that would happen is if we happen to realize "oh, it's bullet and those guys...", or like the last time I remember: It was closer to the start of this season. We went to some team's server, I don't remember anyone (people alias like it's their job), maybe you were there Gek, and they had no whitelist. They ran a bunch of banned weapons to snake mid, maybe some dumb classes, were almost surely higher level players and smashed us on mid. They fail pushed us on last and I equipped the Loch n Load and killed their scout (back then it still one-shot 125s) and we left. I have, however, over the years, refused scrims a handful of times. To add to that I have personally went to lower skilled teams a few times to play with friends/mentor. If we're a low - mid open team and are having tough games at that level and some top open playoff teams ask us for scrims I'm usually going to refuse. You can be a dick and call us cowards and make a big stink or do whatever you want. It doesn't change the fact that it's a bad use our time. See, I have a responsibility to my team to make sure our time isn't wasted or our morale isn't needlessly upset by playing teams where there's practically nothing to learn. In a way I'm doing your team that favor too, though I suppose if you're picking on low - mid teams then you just want to screw around anyway.
rosietheir server is named the rape cavern and they spam twitch meme binds
The fighter donger is/was our mascot. He's cute, ready for anything with his dukes up, and is an appropriate response in almost all situations. I think it's funny that "meme" is even a concept. People have been repeating funny/silly/stupid things for as long as there has been civilization. Now "meme" is a meme and people are trying really hard it... Blows my mind. This too shall pass. The server is a tradition. I've never had to expressly explain that the name is a sort of statement to the fact that gaming can be in its own separate little world which is more distant from extreme political correctness that is becoming prevalent everywhere. I can say stuff like "they're all raped at choke!" or "god I'm playing like such a faggot right now" and not lose any sleep at night. I'm not a homophobe nor a rape apologist... trust me. What I say is actually pretty tame compared to what I hear from many others. If all of this offends you then, oh well, sorry.
AssassinGyruScrewB hard carried last season.
Absolutely true. Screwb is far and away the best player on the team and I don't think anyone would deny that. He, and the rest of the team actually carried you pretty well too. And now the team you're building is based around Rex pocketing, and he's by far the best player and much pressure is on him to carry. I hope you realize that most of the criticisms posted here also by association involve you. You turned into an entitled, disrespectful punk and the entire team had enough and wanted you out. I didn't, everyone else did, right then and there. And they were right. I'm just the head representative of a tiny democracy. Now you're bitter as all fuck and your main, childish goal in life is to one-up your former team at every possible point. You're a good player with a lot of potential but you're being so toxic and disrespectful to the people who taught you almost everything you know. You should totally post more about how evil and unfair we all are. Everyone loves reading drama (too bad it's not even good).
I am more than happy to address any and all criticisms.
[quote=Geknaiir][quote=JaguarFiend]We're just some folks who enjoy playing challenging video games and are looking for someone who'd be a good fit and feels similarly...[/quote]
You leave scrims every time some team is better than you so this is pretty questionable[/quote]
Would you care to clarify what exactly is questionable? We have almost never left a scrim once it's started. The only times that would happen is if we happen to realize "oh, it's bullet and those guys...", or like the last time I remember: It was closer to the start of this season. We went to some team's server, I don't remember anyone (people alias like it's their job), maybe you were there Gek, and they had no whitelist. They ran a bunch of banned weapons to snake mid, maybe some dumb classes, were almost surely higher level players and smashed us on mid. They fail pushed us on last and I equipped the Loch n Load and killed their scout (back then it still one-shot 125s) and we left. I have, however, over the years, refused scrims a handful of times. To add to that I have personally went to lower skilled teams a few times to play with friends/mentor. If we're a low - mid open team and are having tough games at that level and some top open playoff teams ask us for scrims I'm usually going to refuse. You can be a dick and call us cowards and make a big stink or do whatever you want. It doesn't change the fact that it's a bad use our time. See, I have a responsibility to my team to make sure our time isn't wasted or our morale isn't needlessly upset by playing teams where there's practically nothing to learn. In a way I'm doing your team that favor too, though I suppose if you're picking on low - mid teams then you just want to screw around anyway.
[quote=rosie]their server is named the rape cavern and they spam twitch meme binds[/quote]
The fighter donger is/was our mascot. He's cute, ready for anything with his dukes up, and is an appropriate response in almost all situations. I think it's funny that "meme" is even a concept. People have been repeating funny/silly/stupid things for as long as there has been civilization. Now "meme" is a meme and people are trying really hard it... Blows my mind. This too shall pass. The server is a tradition. I've never had to expressly explain that the name is a sort of statement to the fact that gaming can be in its own separate little world which is more distant from extreme political correctness that is becoming prevalent everywhere. I can say stuff like "they're all raped at choke!" or "god I'm playing like such a faggot right now" and not lose any sleep at night. I'm not a homophobe nor a rape apologist... trust me. What I say is actually pretty tame compared to what I hear from many others. If all of this offends you then, oh well, sorry.
[quote=AssassinGyru]ScrewB hard carried last season.[/quote]
Absolutely true. Screwb is far and away the best player on the team and I don't think anyone would deny that. He, and the rest of the team actually carried you pretty well too. And now the team you're building is based around Rex pocketing, and he's by far the best player and much pressure is on him to carry. I hope you realize that most of the criticisms posted here also by association involve you. You turned into an entitled, disrespectful punk and the entire team had enough and wanted you out. I didn't, everyone else did, right then and there. And they were right. I'm just the head representative of a tiny democracy. Now you're bitter as all fuck and your main, childish goal in life is to one-up your former team at every possible point. You're a good player with a lot of potential but you're being so toxic and disrespectful to the people who taught you almost everything you know. You should totally post more about how evil and unfair we all are. Everyone loves reading drama (too bad it's not even good).
JaguarFiendThe fighter donger is/was our mascot. He's cute, ready for anything with his dukes up, and is an appropriate response in almost all situations
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The fighter donger is/was our mascot. He's cute, ready for anything with his dukes up, and is an appropriate response in almost all situations[/quote]
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JaguarFiendAssassinGyruScrewB hard carried last season.
Absolutely true. Screwb is far and away the best player on the team and I don't think anyone would deny that. He, and the rest of the team actually carried you pretty well too. And now the team you're building is based around Rex pocketing, and he's by far the best player and much pressure is on him to carry. I hope you realize that most of the criticisms posted here also by association involve you. You turned into an entitled, disrespectful punk and the entire team had enough and wanted you out. I didn't, everyone else did, right then and there. And they were right. I'm just the head representative of a tiny democracy. Now you're bitter as all fuck and your main, childish goal in life is to one-up your former team at every possible point. You're a good player with a lot of potential but you're being so toxic and disrespectful to the people who taught you almost everything you know. You should totally post more about how evil and unfair we all are. Everyone loves reading drama (too bad it's not even good).
jesus all he said was that screwb was the best player on your team
[quote=JaguarFiend]
[quote=AssassinGyru]ScrewB hard carried last season.[/quote]
Absolutely true. Screwb is far and away the best player on the team and I don't think anyone would deny that. He, and the rest of the team actually carried you pretty well too. And now the team you're building is based around Rex pocketing, and he's by far the best player and much pressure is on him to carry. I hope you realize that most of the criticisms posted here also by association involve you. You turned into an entitled, disrespectful punk and the entire team had enough and wanted you out. I didn't, everyone else did, right then and there. And they were right. I'm just the head representative of a tiny democracy. Now you're bitter as all fuck and your main, childish goal in life is to one-up your former team at every possible point. You're a good player with a lot of potential but you're being so toxic and disrespectful to the people who taught you almost everything you know. You should totally post more about how evil and unfair we all are. Everyone loves reading drama (too bad it's not even good).[/quote]
jesus all he said was that screwb was the best player on your team
It's funny how many people you're unintentionally insulting sure rex is a good pocket man and a good tf2 player in general but saying rex is carrying the entire team like ScrewB is/was is rediculous peyote is an incredible medical man April has great Dm/gamesense and we're looking for another talented scout like her glop and I are the newest to the tf2 scene and the least experienced and are clearly the weakest links but we know that thus we're working at it. I'm not bringing past drama in it I'm stating a fact ScrewB carried the team you and I both were on through open because he's a great pocket and great guy :3.
It's funny how many people you're unintentionally insulting sure rex is a good pocket man and a good tf2 player in general but saying rex is carrying the entire team like ScrewB is/was is rediculous peyote is an incredible medical man April has great Dm/gamesense and we're looking for another talented scout like her glop and I are the newest to the tf2 scene and the least experienced and are clearly the weakest links but we know that thus we're working at it. I'm not bringing past drama in it I'm stating a fact ScrewB carried the team you and I both were on through open because he's a great pocket and great guy :3.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/DnRfiNt.gif[/img]
AssassinGyruIt's funny how many people you're unintentionally insulting sure rex is a good pocket man and a good tf2 player in general but saying rex is carrying the entire team like ScrewB is/was is rediculous peyote is an incredible medical man April has great Dm/gamesense and we're looking for another talented scout like her glop and I are the newest to the tf2 scene and the least experienced and are clearly the weakest links but we know that thus we're working at it. I'm not bringing past drama in it I'm stating a fact ScrewB carried the team you and I both were on through open because he's a great pocket and great guy :3.
Can you not? lfp thread.. not the place for this sort of thing
[quote=AssassinGyru]It's funny how many people you're unintentionally insulting sure rex is a good pocket man and a good tf2 player in general but saying rex is carrying the entire team like ScrewB is/was is rediculous peyote is an incredible medical man April has great Dm/gamesense and we're looking for another talented scout like her glop and I are the newest to the tf2 scene and the least experienced and are clearly the weakest links but we know that thus we're working at it. I'm not bringing past drama in it I'm stating a fact ScrewB carried the team you and I both were on through open because he's a great pocket and great guy :3.[/quote]
Can you not? lfp thread.. not the place for this sort of thing
I'm not insulting anyone on your team. I like everyone as they're all friends and former teammates and the people I'm not close with I respect for being good players and cool guys (Rex, Pey). Rex is in essentially the same position that Screwb was last season. I'm not sure how you don't see that. I guess Screwb carried us but Rex isn't carrying you? We'll have to disagree. I'm not sure how you can't see the hypocrisy here.
Let me ask you this. What did your one-sentence post contribute to this thread? It points out something that either everyone already knew (maybe you're fishing for +frags) or is it trying to address someone who isn't familiar with the situation? Oh you wanted to say that he's a great player and a nice guy? Why didn't you just say that? You could shed some good light on our best player. Or you could say "Good team, Screwb is phenomenal!" if you think we're alright. Instead you chose a very brief statement with rather loaded implications. You are very safely remaining passive aggressive (I can see how this may not be clear to an outside pov). So when I say your pocket carries that's insulting to your whole team, but when you say that about us it's just a fact and isn't insulting to our team?
edit: look at that beehive lamp though, mmmm!
I'm not insulting anyone on your team. I like everyone as they're all friends and former teammates and the people I'm not close with I respect for being good players and cool guys (Rex, Pey). Rex is in essentially the same position that Screwb was last season. I'm not sure how you don't see that. I guess Screwb carried us but Rex isn't carrying you? We'll have to disagree. I'm not sure how you can't see the hypocrisy here.
Let me ask you this. What did your one-sentence post contribute to this thread? It points out something that either everyone already knew (maybe you're fishing for +frags) or is it trying to address someone who isn't familiar with the situation? Oh you wanted to say that he's a great player and a nice guy? Why didn't you just say that? You could shed some good light on our best player. Or you could say "Good team, Screwb is phenomenal!" if you think we're alright. Instead you chose a very brief statement with rather loaded implications. You are very safely remaining passive aggressive (I can see how this may not be clear to an outside pov). So when I say your pocket carries that's insulting to your whole team, but when you say that about us it's just a fact and isn't insulting to our team?
edit: look at that beehive lamp though, mmmm!
there's no winner here you guys should prolly just give up
there's no winner here you guys should prolly just give up
alder you suck worse of all tho
alder you suck worse of all tho
He does put up with a lot of shit, including my singing.
He does put up with a lot of shit, including my singing.
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is it now time to bring it public that jaguar is a satanist
is it now time to bring it public that jaguar is a satanist
Nurseyis it now time to bring it public that jaguar is a satanist
yes
[quote=Nursey]is it now time to bring it public that jaguar is a satanist[/quote]
yes
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Die Nursey, die! Die die die!! <3
Also, hurray! Thread now makes everyone in it look retarded! What a great world we live in!
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Die Nursey, die! Die die die!! <3
Also, hurray! Thread now makes everyone in it look retarded! What a great world we live in!
Jaguar the reason people are -fragging you is that you take yourself, your team, and this game as a whole too seriously
Jaguar the reason people are -fragging you is that you take yourself, your team, and this game as a whole too seriously
mustardoverlordJaguar the reason people are -fragging you is that you take yourself, your team, and this game as a whole too seriously
Could you please elaborate on that for me? Honestly, help me understand where I'm wrong and explain to me how you think I should act or what you want me to say or w/e. Maybe I'm just completely retarded for not seeing the obvious right in front of me, in which case help a brother out.
[quote=mustardoverlord]Jaguar the reason people are -fragging you is that you take yourself, your team, and this game as a whole too seriously[/quote]
Could you please elaborate on that for me? Honestly, help me understand where I'm wrong and explain to me how you think I should act or what you want me to say or w/e. Maybe I'm just completely retarded for not seeing the obvious right in front of me, in which case help a brother out.