play for us we have cookies

Catgroove loves weird porn but thats ok.

Throne is awesome + really good dm.

Jay makes dick jokes while airshotting your med.

Willy is a heavy main and its really really tragic, but he actually has really good dm and talks a lot in a good way.

give them a sick demo and med that can put up with willy taking over 60% heals while he and catgroove talk almost exclusively in heavy voice lines and they'll be amazing this season. <3

its true we're wonderful people.

http://i.imgur.com/BskQ3sP.png

▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄
░░▄▄▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀█▀▀▀▀▀▀█▀█▀▀▀▄
░▐▄▄▄▀▀░░░░░█░░██░█░░▌██░▄▌
░░▐░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▀░░░▀▄▄▀▌
░░░▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▐
░░░▐░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▌
░░░░▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▐
░░░░▌░░░░░░░░▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▌
░░░░▐░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▐ LE CUP HAS ARRIVED

Everyone on this team is super cool. <3

i love u jay you are my dad

i could say they're all fun guys to play tf2 with and it 'd be true, but i honestly think that this team could be more than just a fun group of people to play with that will be an average mid open team. they can go incredibly far IF everyone is committed and can learn to play 6's properly.

catgroove has very little esea experience but ive seen him go from a steel pocket with ok dm who didnt really understand the meta but would listen to his cyberbullying overcontrolling medic to a scout who understands how to play tf2 with mid-high open dm. This was after 1 steel season and a 0-16 open season with a team that had dedication issues and died. He's shown that he can improve very quickly and if he can keep it up he'll be a very scary scout when playoffs comes around.

whether they make playoffs is dependent on their soldiers imo,
jay only has 2 matches in esea backing up for morin's last team but he has very good dm in game. my biggest criticism of him is that (imo) he makes fairly major timing mistakes when aggressing on the other team, whether it be going in too late or too early. Against many mid-open teams he can get away with it by chaining several directs but if he wants to improve his team's prospect's of making playoffs he will need to figure that out.

Willy has no esea experience but he has elite gold heavy experience! jokes aside, he has surprisingly solid soldier dm and even though i dont think his aim can be as crazy as jay's aim is occasionally he hits the consistent shots you need your pocket to hit to ensure nothing silly happens during a fight (sry shdw). He's a calm person and has proven that he can climb up the division ladder in highlander (yeah it's heavy but it still shows that he can be a huge try hard, right?). If he can figure out his positioning and role in this team (i realllly dont think you should have him as a long leash pocket but that's just my opinion) he can pull his weight on a high open team by next season. Who knows, he might even get to that level by playoffs time if he really focuses and has very productive scrims, prove me wrong willy.

Sorry throne i havent seen you play much but i've heard that you have solid dm and i know that you're a fun dude to hang around in mumble so if you're around catgroove's level this team has a very solid core.

If you can hit stickies and do your job without being micro'd you would probably be a good fit for this team. If you love hearing your own voice and main calling I dont think this team would complain (you can correct me on this if u want your heavy main to main call)

if you're an experienced medic who can handle being around a newer team with a ton of potential and mold these guys into high open players, I could see these guys even making playoffs this season. It'll require a lot of hard work from each of these guys but I am confident that they can deliver. working with willy and teaching him what he needs to know to compete at a high open level will make sure that he does not have any bad habits.

tl;dr these dudes would listen to advice and they've got so much potential to do well, i could see them having a great late season run (ending half or so) and maybe making playoffs.

holy fuck uni

i didnt realize how much i typed i was so sleepy. i dont think any of that is coherent anyways

uni is a professional lft thread poster, after all

The truth shall set you free...

▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄
░░▄▄▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀█▀▀▀▀▀▀█▀█▀▀▀▄
░▐▄▄▄▀▀░░░░░█░░██░█░░▌██░▄▌
░░▐░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▀░░░▀▄▄▀▌
░░░▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▐
░░░▐░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▌
░░░░▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▐
░░░░▌░░░░░░░░▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▌
░░░░▐░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▐ LE CUP HAS ARRIVED

ye we need a medicinal man. come play with us.

BUMP, our med can't play this season, please send help

still need med?