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How to get a girlfriend? (tips and tricks)
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#1
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Puppies, you need puppies.

Puppies, you need puppies.
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#2
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Umm... this is a video game forum, not sure if it's a good place to ask things like that

Umm... this is a video game forum, not sure if it's a good place to ask things like that
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#3
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You're too short, sorry

You're too short, sorry
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#4
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go gay

also try your hardest to stop liking anime

go gay

also try your hardest to stop liking anime
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#5
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ask bloodsire.... or harb

ask bloodsire.... or harb
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#6
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just be yourself :D

just be yourself :D
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#7
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don't be a sperg

don't be a sperg
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#8
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Literally just ask them out on a date. Has worked for me so far. There is no secret.

Literally just ask them out on a date. Has worked for me so far. There is no secret.
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#9
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Honestly if all that stuff is true tho and you don't have girls all over ur dick you prob look like a rapist and there's nothing you can do to fix that

Honestly if all that stuff is true tho and you don't have girls all over ur dick you prob look like a rapist and there's nothing you can do to fix that
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#10
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10 Tips By Stultus

[url=http://teamfortress.tv/thread/5914/10-tips-by-stultus/?page=1]10 Tips By Stultus[/url]
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#11
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PankeymanI want to kiss every girl from Precure. They are too cute...

Make sure you tell every cute girl this within 60 seconds of meeting them

Also if you meet a girl on tinder be sure to show her your magic the gathering cards it's a total panty dropper and works every time.

[quote=Pankeyman]I want to kiss every girl from Precure. They are too cute...[/quote]

Make sure you tell every cute girl this within 60 seconds of meeting them

Also if you meet a girl on tinder be sure to show her your magic the gathering cards it's a total panty dropper and works every time.
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Ask sheepy

Ask sheepy
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#13
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1. Get on tinder and try to slay as many bitches as you can for the sexual experience.
2. Try not to fall in love.
3. Try not to let yourself give in to the pain you feel when you meet someone perfect for you, only to find out that youre not what they were looking for.
4. Stare at your phone every night wondering what would happen if you could just tell monica that you miss her even though you've only been one date with her because youre kinda really lonely :<

1. Get on tinder and try to slay as many bitches as you can for the sexual experience.
2. Try not to fall in love.
3. Try not to let yourself give in to the pain you feel when you meet someone perfect for you, only to find out that youre not what they were looking for.
4. Stare at your phone every night wondering what would happen if you could just tell monica that you miss her even though you've only been one date with her because youre kinda really lonely :<
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it's REALLY hard to keep up with a relationship and keeping up with med school

at least when i've talked to my friends that are currently going to med school lol

it's REALLY hard to keep up with a relationship and keeping up with med school

at least when i've talked to my friends that are currently going to med school lol
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Dr_HeinzAsk sheepy

Child.

[quote=Dr_Heinz]Ask sheepy[/quote]
Child.
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#16
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Step 1. Get on an invite team
Step 2. Make lan
step 3. Win lan champion
step 4. Become baller
step 5. Acquire women
Hope this helps!

Step 1. Get on an invite team
Step 2. Make lan
step 3. Win lan champion
step 4. Become baller
step 5. Acquire women
Hope this helps!
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#17
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http://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png

my ideal gf

[img]http://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png[/img]

my ideal gf
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#18
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hot....

hot....
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#19
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disgusting

disgusting
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#20
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MOOSE_Step 1. Get on an invite team
Step 2. Make lan
step 3. Win lan champion
step 4. Become baller
step 5. Acquire women
Hope this helps!

why are all ur posts so fucking bad dude

[quote=MOOSE_]Step 1. Get on an invite team
Step 2. Make lan
step 3. Win lan champion
step 4. Become baller
step 5. Acquire women
Hope this helps![/quote]

why are all ur posts so fucking bad dude
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cathttp://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png

my ideal gf

Dude is that a 12 year old....

[quote=cat][img]http://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png[/img]

my ideal gf[/quote]

Dude is that a 12 year old....
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Avastcathttp://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png

my ideal gf

Dude is that a 12 year old....

no its a cartoon girl

[quote=Avast][quote=cat][img]http://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png[/img]

my ideal gf[/quote]

Dude is that a 12 year old....[/quote]

no its a cartoon girl
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#23
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Avastcathttp://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png

my ideal gf

Dude is that a 12 year old....

http://puu.sh/dPdfd/62a11edbce.jpg

Not even close dude

[quote=Avast][quote=cat][img]http://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png[/img]

my ideal gf[/quote]

Dude is that a 12 year old....[/quote]


[img]http://puu.sh/dPdfd/62a11edbce.jpg[/img]
Not even close dude
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#24
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JintaAvastcathttp://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png

my ideal gf

Dude is that a 12 year old....

http://puu.sh/dPdfd/62a11edbce.jpg
Not even close dude

Yeah, 12 year old looking humanoid rabbits are far better than real women I agree.

[quote=Jinta][quote=Avast][quote=cat][img]http://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png[/img]

my ideal gf[/quote]

Dude is that a 12 year old....[/quote]


[img]http://puu.sh/dPdfd/62a11edbce.jpg[/img]
Not even close dude[/quote]
Yeah, 12 year old looking humanoid rabbits are far better than real women I agree.
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cathttp://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png

my ideal gf
catwhy are all ur posts so fucking bad dude

.

[quote=cat][img]http://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png[/img]

my ideal gf[/quote]
[quote=cat]why are all ur posts so fucking bad dude[/quote]
.
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#26
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Just talk to them bitches yo. just make em laugh and think about you when you aren't there.

Just talk to them bitches yo. just make em laugh and think about you when you aren't there.
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Pankeymancathttp://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png

my ideal gf
I want to do hentai (perverted things) with her.

Are we going to get shut down by the FBI?

[quote=Pankeyman][quote=cat][img]http://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png[/img]

my ideal gf[/quote]
I want to do hentai (perverted things) with her.
[/quote]

Are we going to get shut down by the FBI?
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#28
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fuck anime

fuck anime
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#29
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Twistedcathttp://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png

my ideal gf
catwhy are all ur posts so fucking bad dude.

ok whats wrong with posting my gf

[quote=Twisted][quote=cat][img]http://puu.sh/dPcJL/9b8d90e2ac.png[/img]

my ideal gf[/quote]
[quote=cat]why are all ur posts so fucking bad dude[/quote]
.[/quote]

ok whats wrong with posting my gf
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#30
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Literally just go up to a girl you fancy and talk to her. It's that easy.

Asking us TF2 nerds on a forum isn't going to improve your confidence, go fail a few times in conversation with bad pickup lines, jokes and learn from your mistakes and then eventually you'll succeed.

Other than that I'd advise you do what you enjoy and not worry about relationships, it happens eventually anyway - natural attraction or just hitting it off with someone will eventually come about if you put yourself about a bit and meet new people.

Literally just go up to a girl you fancy and talk to her. It's that easy.

Asking us TF2 nerds on a forum isn't going to improve your confidence, go fail a few times in conversation with bad pickup lines, jokes and learn from your mistakes and then eventually you'll succeed.

Other than that I'd advise you do what you enjoy and not worry about relationships, it happens eventually anyway - natural attraction or just hitting it off with someone will eventually come about if you put yourself about a bit and meet new people.
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