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14 minute short uploaded!
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#31
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tyschttp://i.imgur.com/9uvSUv4.png

Someone decode?

It's a youtube coding for subtitles. Basically timestamp for them when to appear and how long they should last, stuff like that.

[quote=tysc]http://i.imgur.com/9uvSUv4.png


Someone decode?[/quote]

It's a youtube coding for subtitles. Basically timestamp for them when to appear and how long they should last, stuff like that.
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#32
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HardingoThe Soldier isn't a smart class in this movie

You aren't very smart either. Just shut up, harvo.

[quote=Hardingo]The Soldier isn't a smart class in this movie[/quote] You aren't very smart either. Just shut up, harvo.
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#33
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KayleeSeranadaAlso, can anyone re-create this caption? It's not coming up on my end.

It appears that the caption got fixed. It's probably not anything meaningful, just a mistake.

[quote=KayleeSeranada]Also, can anyone re-create this caption? It's not coming up on my end.[/quote]
It appears that the caption got fixed. It's probably not anything meaningful, just a mistake.
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#34
10 Frags +
HardingoThe Soldier isn't a smart class in this movie

Ironically, the Soldier was the one who correctly predicted the dangers of teleporting bread.

I mean, before he spent 3 days teleporting bread.

[quote=Hardingo]The Soldier isn't a smart class in this movie[/quote]
Ironically, the Soldier was the one who correctly predicted the dangers of teleporting bread.

I mean, before he spent 3 days teleporting bread.
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#35
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EricIronically, the Soldier was the one who correctly predicted the dangers of teleporting bread.

And then teleported bread.

Clever.

[quote=Eric]
Ironically, the Soldier was the one who correctly predicted the dangers of teleporting bread.[/quote]

And then teleported bread.

Clever.
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#36
3 Frags +
pwny_Miss Pauling 10th Class?

Maybe as The Civilian in Assassination mode.

Which will never make competitive if people have to find a 10th to stand around and look pretty.

[quote=pwny_]Miss Pauling 10th Class?[/quote]

Maybe as The Civilian in Assassination mode.

Which will never make competitive if people have to find a 10th to stand around and look pretty.
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#37
12 Frags +

more like backups become even more useful

more like backups become even more useful
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#38
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futureThe soldiers bread rations mention not taking it through teleporters
in game, if you go through a tele bread shows up, including soldiers rations.

fucked up bread mutant mini boss in space

i win, sorta

[quote=future]The soldiers bread rations mention not taking it through teleporters
in game, if you go through a tele bread shows up, including soldiers rations.

fucked up bread mutant mini boss in space[/quote]

i win, sorta
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#39
9 Frags +

Yeah, I could totally see a TF2 cartoon-series do pretty well. I'm pretty sure they had a thing with Adult-Swim.

Yeah, I could totally see a TF2 cartoon-series do pretty well. I'm pretty sure they had a thing with Adult-Swim.
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#40
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we both have buckets of chicken, wanna do it?

we both have buckets of chicken, wanna do it?
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#41
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HardingoThe Soldier isn't a smart class in this movie

yeah I know, it's like they're saying all soldiers are just brainless, mentally retarded people

[quote=Hardingo]The Soldier isn't a smart class in this movie[/quote]
yeah I know, it's like they're saying all soldiers are just brainless, mentally retarded people
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#42
30 Frags +

That rock paper scissors taunt is gonna make picking teams sooooooo much better than ubersaw fights.

That rock paper scissors taunt is gonna make picking teams sooooooo much better than ubersaw fights.
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#43
12 Frags +

Vetsq4000:

Awesome. My only question is... Why is sniper mute?

azmose89:

They couldn't get some of the voice actors for this one like Snipers, Demos or Engineers. Soldiers voice actor has throat cancer, so Nolan North voiced Engineer and Soldier.
[url=https://www.youtube.com/user/Vetsq4000]Vetsq4000:[/url]
[quote]Awesome. My only question is... Why is sniper mute?
[/quote]




[url=https://www.youtube.com/user/azmose89]azmose89:[/url]
[quote]They couldn't get some of the voice actors for this one like Snipers, Demos or Engineers. Soldiers voice actor has throat cancer, so Nolan North voiced Engineer and Soldier.
[/quote]
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#44
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HardingoThe Soldier isn't a smart class in this movie

have you not seen nearly every official tf2 video he's been in... ?

[quote=Hardingo]The Soldier isn't a smart class in this movie[/quote]

have you not seen nearly every official tf2 video he's been in... ?
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#45
14 Frags +

https://38.media.tumblr.com/51d3b44ea48ffef49e99506586fbc153/tumblr_n7cdaePmVX1qcn9g4o1_500.png

cool
(btw thats ashley from Hey Ash Watcha Playin)

[img]https://38.media.tumblr.com/51d3b44ea48ffef49e99506586fbc153/tumblr_n7cdaePmVX1qcn9g4o1_500.png[/img]

cool
[url=https://www.youtube.com/user/HAWPOfficial](btw thats ashley from Hey Ash Watcha Playin)[/url]
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#46
3 Frags +

She's also Tiny Tina in BL2, but that's probably old news.

She's also Tiny Tina in BL2, but that's probably old news.
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#47
3 Frags +

Damn I haven't watched HAWP in a while. Nice to see her taking on more voice roles though.

Damn I haven't watched HAWP in a while. Nice to see her taking on more voice roles though.
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#48
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wow I remember watching her stuff on gametrailers, so cool that shes doing this

wow I remember watching her stuff on gametrailers, so cool that shes doing this
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#49
5 Frags +

I always love it when Valve makes TF2 videos, always interesting and hilarious.

I always love it when Valve makes TF2 videos, always interesting and hilarious.
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#50
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HardingoThe Soldier isn't a smart class in this movie

nic eman: the issue is that soldier takes the greatest advantage from
nic eman: HEIGHT
nic eman: advantage
nic eman: and now he never has to not have it
nic eman: shoot ground
nic eman: end game
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: yea soldier is pretty op
nic eman: i mean no offense
nic eman: future
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: no no no
nic eman: but the soldier is literally the mushbrain class
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: i understamd
nic eman: of tf2

[quote=Hardingo]The Soldier isn't a smart class in this movie[/quote]
nic eman: the issue is that soldier takes the greatest advantage from
nic eman: HEIGHT
nic eman: advantage
nic eman: and now he never has to not have it
nic eman: shoot ground
nic eman: end game
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: yea soldier is pretty op
nic eman: i mean no offense
nic eman: future
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: no no no
nic eman: but the soldier is literally the mushbrain class
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: i understamd
nic eman: of tf2
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#51
9 Frags +
futureHardingoThe Soldier isn't a smart class in this movienic eman: the issue is that soldier takes the greatest advantage from
nic eman: HEIGHT
nic eman: advantage
nic eman: and now he never has to not have it
nic eman: shoot ground
nic eman: end game
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: yea soldier is pretty op
nic eman: i mean no offense
nic eman: future
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: no no no
nic eman: but the soldier is literally the mushbrain class
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: i understamd
nic eman: of tf2

alright?

[quote=future][quote=Hardingo]The Soldier isn't a smart class in this movie[/quote]
nic eman: the issue is that soldier takes the greatest advantage from
nic eman: HEIGHT
nic eman: advantage
nic eman: and now he never has to not have it
nic eman: shoot ground
nic eman: end game
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: yea soldier is pretty op
nic eman: i mean no offense
nic eman: future
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: no no no
nic eman: but the soldier is literally the mushbrain class
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: i understamd
nic eman: of tf2[/quote]
alright?
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#52
7 Frags +
futureHardingoThe Soldier isn't a smart class in this movienic eman: the issue is that soldier takes the greatest advantage from
nic eman: HEIGHT
nic eman: advantage
nic eman: and now he never has to not have it
nic eman: shoot ground
nic eman: end game
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: yea soldier is pretty op
nic eman: i mean no offense
nic eman: future
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: no no no
nic eman: but the soldier is literally the mushbrain class
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: i understamd
nic eman: of tf2

what am i reading

[quote=future][quote=Hardingo]The Soldier isn't a smart class in this movie[/quote]
nic eman: the issue is that soldier takes the greatest advantage from
nic eman: HEIGHT
nic eman: advantage
nic eman: and now he never has to not have it
nic eman: shoot ground
nic eman: end game
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: yea soldier is pretty op
nic eman: i mean no offense
nic eman: future
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: no no no
nic eman: but the soldier is literally the mushbrain class
SEDUCE ME FUTURE: i understamd
nic eman: of tf2[/quote]
what am i reading
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#53
-5 Frags +

You know what I'm concerned about? Is the Scout even of legal age? ARE THEY ENDORSING UNDERAGE DRINKING?!

You know what I'm concerned about? Is the Scout even of legal age? ARE THEY ENDORSING UNDERAGE DRINKING?!
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#54
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#55
11 Frags +

Engineer actually said "You teleport as much bread as you like". That's what Soldier did.

Engineer actually said [url=http://youtu.be/GLlLQ3LmZWU?t=2m13s]"You teleport as much bread as you like"[/url]. That's what Soldier did.
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#56
16 Frags +

but does my HUD still work?

but does my HUD still work?
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#57
9 Frags +

That little bread-dog at the end is so cute.

That little bread-dog at the end is so cute.
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#58
0 Frags +

hype and potential content aside, was anyone else as disappointed as I was with the plot from this short? there were little things that I liked from it, like the tumor bread concept, and just about anything that the soldier had to say, but aside from that it felt like they sorta squandered the potential that was available with such a diverse set of characters. instead of writing something unique, they went with the cliched, "guy has goal he wants to accomplish; other guy who main guy clashes with teaches guy to accomplish goal; teachings fail and main guy accomplishes goal by using characteristic he had all along" plot, which felt contrived, and just generally banal in comparison to what they've made in the past. I could hardly sit through it.

it's possible that making such a long "short" (heh) is still something new to valve or that it might not be their best interest to put that much effort into a story for this in the first place (it's a promo for a game after all), either way I can't help but feel disappointed; like this short doesn't do justice to the allure of the game's universe that the other shorts projected.

hype and potential content aside, was anyone else as disappointed as I was with the plot from this short? there were little things that I liked from it, like the tumor bread concept, and just about anything that the soldier had to say, but aside from that it felt like they sorta squandered the potential that was available with such a diverse set of characters. instead of writing something unique, they went with the cliched, "guy has goal he wants to accomplish; other guy who main guy clashes with teaches guy to accomplish goal; teachings fail and main guy accomplishes goal by using characteristic he had all along" plot, which felt contrived, and just generally banal in comparison to what they've made in the past. I could hardly sit through it.

it's possible that making such a long "short" (heh) is still something new to valve or that it might not be their best interest to put that much effort into a story for this in the first place (it's a promo for a game after all), either way I can't help but feel disappointed; like this short doesn't do justice to the allure of the game's universe that the other shorts projected.
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#59
8 Frags +
boulderso yeah, to reiterate, was anyone else as disappointed?

incoming downfrags

[quote=boulder]so yeah, to reiterate, was anyone else as disappointed?[/quote]

incoming downfrags
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#60
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Spannzer incoming downfrags

Ah yeah, what I meant was more to the taste of: was anyone else disappointed with these aspects?

[quote=Spannzer] incoming downfrags[/quote]

Ah yeah, what I meant was more to the taste of: was anyone else disappointed [b]with these aspects[/b]?
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